Stupid things you did as a kid
>be 8
>middle of summer
>playing hide and seek with friend
>my turn to hide
>choose nearby rain gutter and jump in
>duck down and try to stifle laughter as my buddy passes my spot
>suddenly legs are on fire
>realize i jumped into a fire ant hill and my legs are completely swarmingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>674437537
>be 4
>mom runs preschool
>two neighbor girls stay an hour or so after school
>start playing doctor
>start playing house
>each girl takes turns being the mom and the kid
>figure out that my dick goes in their pussy
>continues till I'm 8
>sunday...
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>be 13
>riding bike on a rail with lots of gravel
>see an rock that looks like a natural ramp
>speed up and get some good air
>land on gravel and skid out
>go down hard
>bottom of my chin goes across another rock sticking slightly out of the trail and leaves a huge gash
>get up and don't notice wound right away until my...
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>Be me 10 year old Sandnigger
>Playing with this white kid after school in the snow
>I find huge piece of ice >
>thinking.jpg
>I chuck it at white kids face
>Lulz ensue
>Kid is knocked out cold
>See pool of blood
>I fucking bolt
>I see white kids sister...
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You fall in love you lose.
You save, you post two
Roulette start rolling
r o l l
New celeb thread!
claimed again
>>674432948
>>674432948
if dubs steal dove if not give me sum blunt
YLYL What does the dog say edition
>>674443290
/thread.
>>674443290
/thread
Which one?
>>674442345
Far right now doubt.
>>674442619
this
>>674442345
Middle, but that's only because I need a third song I can't listen too without getting a boner now.
New fluffy abuse thread.
I wish there could be peace between our people.
>>674436821
Im also here.
Has anyone here licked a vagina before?? How was it like?
>>674442563
Like licking your bottom lip
>>674442678
Woah
>>674442563
salty milk and copper
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CURRENT RESULTS
>Sanders: 156
>Clinton: 95
>Cruz: 69
>Trump: 52
/b/ votes for the next President!
>HOW TO PLAY
Reply with a state's name and a name of a candidate
Posts ending with 0 or dubs win that state
Trips or over win that state and all adjacent states
>>674443164
Cruz LA
>>674443307
no bernie
>>674442221
Sc cruz
Trips gets her fb, quads gets bj vid
>>674441261
We all know who Lionchan is
ITT >>674444444 GET
>>674442707
Roll
Ravioli
You can permanently get rid of ONE cancer from /b/, but ONLY one. What do you pick?
bananaposters
>>674435682
Trap threads
newfag breads like this shit. Faggot
i am babysitting this kid, he is asleep and i have one hour to kill untill his mom comes home
(Pic somewhat related)
Stuff i've noticed this far:
> kid has annoying speech patern (like his mom i presume)
> cat named loli
> computer on windows vista
> with facial recon (doesn't work)
> slow as hell
> virus browser
> place not messy...
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>>674442292
> kids watch anime dubbed
UNACCEPTABLE
deliver you fucking faggot
>>674442676
Deliver what
Prove you are not a newfag
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