>be germanfag
>order pizza
>pizza guy shows up
>pay exactly what the pizza costs
>hands me my pizza
>wishes me a good day
>fucks off immediately
>not awkwardly waiting for a tip
>not trying to emotionally blackmail me for a tip
>no dirty looks if no tips are given
tfw...
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You're a lucky nazifag
>>675196775
>live in holland
>call for pizza
>after 20 minutes they call my phone
>"I'm here!"
>open door
>"that'll be €6,00"
>pay 6 yuros
>close door
>go to room
>eat pizza
My girlfriend of 2 years died. I want to see her again. trips is how i kill myself
Find a brand new gf and stop being a faggot
have a dog my friend. for love. <3
>>675196226
don't kill yourself, do this
Shota?
yas
any requests?
rekt thread
>>675197163
I'm turned on now
neither coyote nor deer
Roll for a new dick size
Last digit decides in inches
Post yfw it grew, or shrank
Why would I want to reroll and get less than 12 inches?
lol roll
>>675195326
Rollins
Fb fap thread
Post your sluts
>>675196656
more of those tits
>>675196656
Moar of right's perfect tits!
ITT: Girls that you think are hot but no one else does.
Hunger Games.
First 48 are in.
Note: I will not sort tributes, they will be inserted as they appear in the thread.
Names with abnormal letters or characters will be ignored, since it will crash my tool.
piggy
Zoolander
Issac
ITT: You must hit ctrl+v and post results.
I'll start
My printer and fax wont work since I got this windows 10
>>675196658
I just deleted system 32
>>675196658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7Ds7UhsbH4
VIVA EL JENERAL PINOCHET
Hey now call it a split 'cause you know that you will
Oh you bite your friends like chocolate
You say, we'll go where nobody knows, with guns hidden under our petticoat
No we're never gunna' quit it, no we're never gunna' quit it no1
Now we run run away from the boys in the blue, and my car smells like chocolate
Hey now think about what to do, think about what to say, think about how to think
Pause it play, pause it play, pause it1
Oh we'll go where nobody knows, with guns hidden under our petticoats
No we're...
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fluffy abuse thread
let´s get this going!
>>675175084
Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtedition)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
Opfas, was geht?
>>675166944
> Besitzt ihr eine Katze?
Steamfag begging thread, would anyone be willing to gift me Stardew Valley? I've been wanting this game so badly and it's the perfect mix of Harvest Moon and other pretty cringy games. SteamID: Laporchmonkey
/id/great-nyanpasu
Stardew Valley, too, or one of the Nekopara games please
>>675178249
>Laporchmonkey
profile not found
>>675178590
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198117098819
> be me
> fapping for 15 years
> never kissed a girl
> never had sex with a girl
> eventualy fapping doesnt work i need something more hardcore
> faps to traps
> eventualy no libido because i know im never gonnna have real sex
> stopped fapping for now 2 months
> not depressed yet but empty
wtf...
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you will never have sex? why
>>675179179
feeling empty is a form of depression. You should do some drugs to help you forget, its the only thing that helps me and any other lonely faggot on this hellish planet. We live in hell.
>>675179905
How could he? women are fucking retarded nowadays, you even look at them wrong and they scream rape.
Just rape them
Cringe thread
>This thread
>>675173142
Never heard anyone claim bisexuals don't exist.
>>675174675
bisexuals don't exist xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WEBM bellow yours happens to your gf or wife. Good luck fags.
>>675157118
who is dat