>>675196775

>>>/v/

You're a lucky nazifag

>>675196775
>live in holland
>call for pizza
>after 20 minutes they call my phone
>"I'm here!"
>open door
>"that'll be €6,00"
>pay 6 yuros
>close door
>go to room
>eat pizza

>>675196775
same here in the uk....could be living in the usa where you have to subsidise their wages because they live in a cuckstate lol

>>675196775
hm

>>675196775

>be amerifag
>order pizza
>pizza guy shows up quick for tip
>swipe credit card because its 2016
>Pay cost of pizza and a tip
>total is still less than germanfag's
>I pay less for more
>pizza dude leaves happy
>no street muslims shouting at me
>mericuh

>>675197685
>>Pay cost of pizza and a tip

Enjoy your amerifat cuckold life

>>675197685
>live in holland
>order pizza online
>after 20 minutes they call my phone
>"I'm here!"
>open door
>"that'll be €6,00"
>already paid while ordering
>dude never even sees the cash
>close door
>go to room
>eat pizza

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>>675196775
Yeah, you guys just tipping fedoras twice a day

kek. Fucking jew.

>>675198017

Having the power to encourage prompt and courteous service makes me a cuck? As opposed to just taking what I get.

>2016
>not handing him your gum while he requests a tip

>>675197065

I kek'd

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>order pizza from a legit pizza place...obviously not in Germany
>pay bill+tip because I want to. If someone acted entitled and didn't deserve a tip I wouldn't tip...I've done this as anyone should
>eat said pizza in comfortable American home,without nazi history, knowing my ancestors vanquished yours
>bite into second slice while not having ultimate cuckquean as nations leader.
>chances of females in my life being raped by mudslimes tonight much less than yours
>feelsgoodman.org

What toppings do you normally get?

>>675198093
>live in Canada
> order pizza
>own pizza shop though
> pizza gets made
> No need for delivery because I live on top of business
>eat pizza
>enjoy only paying cost

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>>675198400
> tipping enabler spottet

Go fuck yourself . You are enabling entitled cunts like pic related

Then refugees broke into your house and raped you and your pizza

Why do Europeans not understand that tipping promotes good customer service? Honestly, anybody thats been in Europe and America knows the service is a lot friendlier in America.

>>675198093
> never even sees the cash
missed some reading comprehension there, didn't you bud?

>>675198526
Im with you. People like op get put on an asshole list. Next time you order enjoy your pizza. They put a special ingredient in it just for you.

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>>675198526
enjoy the spit you'll get in your food should you ever dare to not tip. Tipping cultur enables cunts to be cunts to you. Because every waiter, delivery guy etc think they are great, they will always blame you for not getting their entitled tipp

>>675198874

And thats why you always make sure your pizza isn't halal, keeps it safe from rape. Gives you something to look forward to after your "multiculturalism" is over.

>>675198735
I don't get why the pizza guy should get a tip.
Tip the chef for making a fucking ace pizza, the delivery boy only kinda makes sure it arrives semi-lukewarm.

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>>675198735
>>pay bill+tip because I want to

s-sure. Keep telling yourself that.

>>675199039
Is the special ingredient the tears of the deliveryman?

>Live in Antarctica
>Order pizza, large chz xtra roni
>Hear knock on ice hut
>Open door to see fine ass female penguin
>Get flipper job from penguin, cum buckets
>Tip like 4 ice cubes
>Go back to sleep for 10,000 years
>Shit was cash

>be German
>order pizza
>ahkmed delivers it
>he rapes my wife
>I thank him for his enrichment

>>675196983
Idk why I'm laughing, but this

>>675198991
Well, when paying with a credit card, you still only pay when the delivery guy is at the door.
When paying online, the dude never even had a chance of a tip.

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>>675198920
>has to "promote" employees with his own money to do their job right
>mfw

>>675199326
Not sure why he'd be crying knowing some asshole is about to eat his dick cheese.

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>>675199469

>>675199161

Not quite how most food businesses work. They do a lot to ensure their people don't fuck stuff up. We aren't ordering some pizza from Greasy Joes pizzaria and rat sanctuary.

>>675199469
>be /r9k/ browser
>order amusing comment
>get the same shit jokes everyone has heard 200 times before

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>>675199295
I know you're a fucking retard so I'll take it easy on you.

I said I have NOT tipped if they did not deserve it you kraut eating cocklord.

I do what the fuck I want, including tip if I feel like it. You on the other hand do what Abdul tells you to do.

I'm a mushroom bacon guy myself ... You?

>>675199746
He cut his dick off colored it yellow and put it on the Pizza?

>>675199441
Retard

we from the UK dont tip either

problem?

>>675199736
Yea man, you're right, im sure their bosses are nice people that pay them enough to where they are eager to do their job! :^)

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>>675198744
>live in iceland
>order pizza
>"that'll be $43, 1 meat lovers pizza for $8 and $35 for shipping fee"
>mfw

>>675200058

How much money do you expect for work someone can train a monkey to do?

>be amerifat
>pizza guy comes to door
>hand him the 10 dollars and close the door

>>675197410
mfw they deliver for 6€?
It's usually for 15€+ here, otherwise they won't deliver

Just wanted to say tuna pizza is the best pizza

>>675199887
>be butt hurt German cuck

itt: poorfags arguing about tips

so hurrdurr

stay mad plebs

>>675199938
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? DONT REPLY IM LEAVING THIS THREAD.

>live in india
>no one can make pizza

>Not tipping the qt3.14 deliver girl $60
>Not getting a blowjob while eating your hand tossed with extra pepperoni and sauce.

Why live?

>>675197685
/thread

>>675196775
>be canadafag
>go to pizza station
>order pizza
>play pokemon blue on 3ds for 5 min
>cute guy comes in, orders pizza
>have gay bathroom sex while waiting
>fill empty sauce container with cum
>eat pizza at home with mixed jizz dipping sauce
10/10 better than creamy garlic

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>>675198735
>legit pizza place

>live in italy
>call Guesteppo pizzeria
>order pizza prosciutto
>15 minutes they ring my door
>open door
>receive pizza
>already paid on website
>he doesnt even ask me for anything, just says "buon appetito" and leaves smiling
>go to room
>eat pizza

>>675199259
Making a pizza isn't hard. As long as you have quality ingredients, it's pretty much impossible to fuck it up.
He's not a chef, he's a cook.

>>675200505
Why so disturbed?

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>tfw faganon
>tfw every time someone knows my sexuality on this site ignores me until i deliver boypussy
>tfw im never taken seriously and receiving de hits from a bunch of men whom are mad with the opposite sexuality.
>tfw i never did anything to you
>tfw i have to hide my sexuality at any cost if i want to interact with you

4chan a site for free-speech? I don't think so, everybody here is taking advantage of the anonymity of the site to act like an edgy bully, everyone who doesn't enjoy gore, animal cruelty, pointless raids or being a general asshole are attacked because they're not "behaving" like a "4chaner".

>and4 "boypussy or gtfo attention whore"
>ANDB5 "If you don't want us to bash you about your sexuality, dont say it"

Here is a list of some of the threads that i can't participate because it requires the implicit identification of the general characteristics about the poster:
1.- Greentext threads (Can't say i do gay things or i acted like a fag)
2.-Beg threads (Where they demand the email or linking and online profile with info)
3.-"At your worst, at your best, in your future" threads and every thread alike.

You guys are really hideous sometimes you know

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>>675199259
Fast friendly delivery. Jesus if I order 28 bucks in pizza I round it to thirty if the guy was prompt. Must be getting pretty bad in Germany if this is all the ammo you guys got. Such a shame...

>>675197685
This. /thread

>>675200721
This is a Theras about tips what are you even doing here

American here. I buy pizza, pay exact, smile and wish the fuck a good day. They charge a delivery fee fuck em.

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>live in hell
>order pizza
>twenty souls plus bottle of agony
>demon arrives
>he asks for a tip
>cut off my pointer finger and hand over
>open pizza
>they forgot the toppings

>>675200721
This is a thread about tips what are you even doing here

>>675200682
So, delivering is the hard part?

>live in istanbul
>order 5 kebabs
>the delivery guy looks like a slav
>i told him to put kebabs in the kitchen
>he didn't remove his shoes
>tell him to remove shoes
>he removes my kebabs instead
>mfw

>>675198920
You stupid faggot. The reason you get shit service in Europe is because you're a crude neckbeard full blooded American nigger.

>>675201144
Actually yes.
Putting some sauce on dough with cheese and toppings on top and transferring it all to the oven is easier than driving through the most mild traffic.

>not tipping pizza guy
>such alpha male achievement
>great success today
>go back to basement, be happy

>be Canadian
>order pizza
>delivery comes
>tip him one poutine and 3 maple syrups
>he thanks me and gives me 2 beaver pelts for my kindness
>he rides off on his moose

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So UKucks don't tip? Not even hair people? No wonder why your hair all looks like some retarded amish shit.

>>675200682
Fuck, if the cook gives me 3 slices of extra cheese and pepperoni he'd get a tip, but the delivery boy?
No way José

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>>675197410
>call for pizza
>€6,00
NIGGER WHAT?

>>675196775
congrats. hopefully we will one day join you when we force companies to pay their employees instead of expecting me and government subsidies to do it.

>>675200814
>Fast friendly delivery.
Why shouldn't it be a fast and friendly delivery you tipping fag?

>>675201425
What is a poutine

>>675201373
Then you've never had a good pizza.

>>675200442
>>675201516
DEN HAAG MOEDERNEUKERS

>>675201559

Pig shit and pig piss

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>>675198735
>pay bill+tip because I want to

>>675196775
Yep. As an American, i'm willing to say our tipping culture (laws really) are bullshit. It's just another way the government works for owners and employers and screws workers and consumers. It's just a way to shift the burden of paying employees off of the employer and onto the customers, who then have the option of choosing not to pay their wages.

I tip at the appropriate times in the US, always, because that's the way it is here, and i know the server's livelihood is dependent on me doing so because of the way the laws are here. But it's a bad way to do it. Tips should be what they were supposed to be, a special gratuity given voluntarily when you happen to get exceptional service. Somehow everywhere else seems to get this.

>>675196775
>be amerifag living on a remote island
>order pizza
>wife goes to kitchen and brings out delicious homemade pizza
>no tipping needed
>eat pizza with beautiful wife
>fuck on living room floor

tfw pizza craving is strong enough to support delivery driver industry; tip or no tip.

>be German fag
>be a pizza delivery man
>deliver pizza
>wait for a tip
>Muhammad pays exactly the cost of the pizza
>Alluah Akbar
>I'm scared as shit
>smile and wish him a good day
>fuck off
Fuck Germany im moving to America

>be mexican
>order pizza
>delivery guy comes
>$2 tips included
>open pizza
>mfw they forgot the updog

>>675201148
>looks like a slav
hahahahhahah

>>675201592
I make my own pizza. And I stand by what I said. Making a pizza is not hard. Anyone who thinks so is full of themselves.

>>675201559
Imagine having a cart of fries. Now imagine theres cheese on your fries.
Now imagine some fuck dumps gravy on your cheese fries and makes them all soggy.
That is what poutine is

>>675196775
>be germanfag
>order pizza
>pizza guy shows up
>is too retarded to ring the bell so he calls me
>give him 1-2€ tip because richfag, and so they wont spit in my food the next time i order... fucking albania-cucks pretending to be italians.

>>675196775
>2016
>being this smug over a couple bucks.

Pay 3,50 for pizza no tip because I walked to the pizzeria instead of ordering it you FAT fucks

>>675199259

Yeah, he only used his own car and gas money (which isn't reimbursed through his employer in 90% of cases) to deliver food straight into your fatass mouth.

>>675201857
Kill yourself

>>675198526
they should just be prompt and courteous without tipping and they should be paid enough to make that a fair deal for them

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>>675201725
Hey, faggot, how dare you attempt to bring logic into this shithole?

/b/ is strictly for traps and shitposting. Get the fuck out of here with your self-evident, reasonable facts

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>>675198991
this guy...

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>>675201534
Lol have you ordered food you autistic faggot?

Sometimes food is late.
Sometimes delivery guy is rude shit eating retard (like you).
Sometimes shit happens. Unplug the tablet your mom got you for xmas because she feels bad for having a severely autistic child and actually go experience real life. Report back.

>>675200329

>a monkey can make a pizza, drive a car, calculate change, and not shit all over the pizza before you get it.

Ok.

>>675201559
French fries in gravy and melted cheese Kurds. It's a French Canadian thing but us English cucked them out of it.

>>675201079
He's been shitposting for a while.

>>675201857
what's updog?

>>675200665
That looks good senpai.

>>675199259
becuase he earns a tipped employees wage which is far less than the standard minimum wage and therefore needs tips to survive. when you choose not tip tip you are deciding that this person wasnt even worth paying.

>>675197685
> be amerifag
> order pizza
> go to door while listening to Trump Nazi Propaganda
> Grab for pocket
> get tasered and shot 50 times in back
> mfw murrricaa Land of the free gmo's, police, poverty and cucks

>>675202046
wait what?
His OWN car and gas?
In what 3rd world country is that?
topkek

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>be german
>convert to islam
>no pizza because haram
>loldoucheland

>>675197685
winrar
/thread
>paying for better service
>incentive for delivery guy to get there faster
>no participation trophies in America.jpg
>thankful not a socialist cuck country

>>675196775
Low quality bait m8

>be french
>order pizza
>dead because suicide bomber

>>675202003
Anon, I'm 5'7 and only weigh 220lbs...

>>675202806
>Eat turkish pizza

>>675202767

The one that lets you still be a country in the first place.

>>675202375
not much

>>675202375
Poutine with 2 maple syrups on the side

>>675203022
>doesn't use those two systems

>>675202692
>all this bait
>Trump nazi maymay
>le police r evil
>muh GMOs
kys

>>675202806
Lol every turkish Döner has pizza over here. Don't know if u mean halal or not (haram?) but pizza everywhere. But we prefer Italian pizza when we order. Is better ... Atleast we dont have lead in water, gmo and glyphophosphate in food or get fucking shot when we reach for id

>>675197685
Sounds about right.

>>675200721
Im gay, You are a faggot.

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>be syrian
>strap nikes, grab my smokes, and walk to germany
>blow up old pizza manager
>new manager because diversity
>so many rapes
>love germany

>live in remove kebab land
>order pizza
>pizza guy shows up 45 minutes later, drunk
>pay him less than needed
>wishes me a good night, leaves
>enjoy pizza and leftover money
life is good.

We Need to Build a wall around our pizzas

>>675203474
Trump said in public open he will turn US in dictatorship and Clinton only lies to everyone. Your presidential candidates are always bad, but murrica always votes the stupidest decision... Bush said everything ... Whole world thinks murricans are stupid