You are furiously masturbating with a rubber fist up your ass watching gay porn.
Your mother suddenly enters your room and interrupts your session.
5th image in your reaction folder is your reactiong.
>>559913968
>>559913968
Oh god, this is priceless
Tard Stories Thread.
I'll start.
>9th grade
>my school was "progressive" and let the tards freely mingle with the normals.
>most of the tards were, well, tards.
>but one stood above the rest.
>Remington.
>The most alpha tard I've ever met, dude didn't give a single fuck.
>I had every class with this guy, he would do the most absurd...
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shameless self-bump
Alright, here's another, if anyones lurking.
>Its lunch time, me and my circle are in the school courtyard, shooting the shit.
>Remington usually is there first, but for some reason, he's late.
>eventually, he does show up, a little out of breath and in a fit of the giggles.
>I ask him what's up, he gets all serious.
>"Panties are real."
>wat?
>"Anon,...
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Fuck, is anyone lurking?
Sup /b/ fat fag here. 5"7 and 180 pounds. Want to lose weight but im a hungry motherfucker. I can lose like 6 or 7 pounds, but then I gain it back fucking quick. I can't run for shit either. I run down the block and im out of breath. Shit is embrassing. Im trying to lose weight now by counting calories but I just ordered a pepperoni Pizza. Help me /b/rothers, you're my only hope.
>>559885780
cut off an arm
>>559885780
Sleeve gastrectomy.
/thread
I wish to collect the little girls!
Lewd.
>>559916749
cringe, rage, fail, wat
Hey I dont see a draw thread so... I need some help, I'm having some serious issues with ideas to draw so request some stuff?
Other drawfags are welcome/encouraged to join to take requests. I'll do my best to fulfill a lot of them
>>559912965
draw jetstream sam from metal gear rising
>>559912965
come on regular draw thread
>>559913883
Alright, working on it now.
loli thread
>>559909771
Neat.
/r/ing the pic of the family of 4 at the beach (mom/son, daughter/dad)
ANY New info on this video ?
If someone have it, please post the full 7:51 min source video
bump for interest
bump
bumppity
Small tits?
Small tits.
>>559885129
Drawthread: WTF Edition
Do I need supreme skill, or can I just use paint to take requests?
pic related
shit thread
>>559904083
The bar to entry is very, very low
Unsauceables
Post em, get em sauced
You are in a disgusting, hard and heavy session of masturbation. Your sister enters to your room and see you in your furious masturbation.
The seventh picture in your reaction folder, is your reaction.
>>559902889
captcha: kobest spread
where's the wincest, guys?
you mean spiderman?
Did you said spider
>>559905423
Not what I said
Ass thread
Enough for anyone.
What is an argument in favour of homosexual marriage that cannot be used in favour of incestuous marriage, say father and daughter?
If you can't find an argument, justify why one is OK with you and not the other.
>>559871345
Because, well, OP is a complete faggot, you see.
>>559871627
Try an argument.
>>559871345
Homos can't make an inbred baby.