>landwhale puts pictures of her "beautiful body" up on Instagram
>it gets removed due to "Community guidelines"
>she is utterly butt-blasted as she reports dozens of pictures of equally undressed (but slim and attractive) women.
http://findanewequation.tumblr.com/post/91685275467/so-for-the-last-four-months-or-so-i-have-taken
>overweight bitch with no tits
>>560014157
In the tags it says
#sizediscrimination
You are a fucking disgusting landwhale, worthless pile of fat, not 'oversized'.
>>560014792
I actually love how instagram is culling the ugly.
So /b/ - here's the story of how I fucked my best friend's little sister. Not proud of this one at all. No fabrications, no bullshit.
>> backstory
>> known friend for over 6 years, is a /b/rother to me, met when he was 16. Sister was 12.
>> Have GF of 5 years, and she's 12 so don't acknowledge.
>> kick it daily, really get to know him + his sister. They're both family at this point.
>>...
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>>560028787
of course you fucking continue!
>>560028787
P.S - picture is not said girl, though I do have nudes. Skeptical about posting though. We'll see.
>> I remain eye contact the whole time, she sits down then immediately stands up to fucking lean over me to get something.
>> Her tits just brush my hand, and I'm in full fuck this shit mode abort mission get out of here.
>> She gets cigarette from pack... I have yet to say any words. Finally say something stupid like, "wanna watch?"
>> She has no idea what League is and I'm being awkward as shit, turn it off and look at her.
>> We make eye contact for 10 seconds before I say... Well, this is awkward. She smirks(we're both retards and this is what we do before our poke/tickle wars)
>> She's 17 at this point, I take the cig and puff on it as she's staring at me. We both squinty eyes.
>> She starts to tickle me. I rekt her and just push her, she instantly falls to the floor
>> I get on top, her tits are basically falling out of her shirt. She wraps her legs around me, and I'm starting to get a chub.
>> She's in short shorts, I start to realize this is really bad if someone sees us. Friend is sleeping on couch, mom is in her room right by kitchen.
>> Whatever, fuck it. Her one tit is in full view flailing around like the whacky inflatable tube man. Poppin a boner, pray she doesn't feel it.
>> She wiggles free and is in full doggy-style position and stays in it for way too long for no apparent reason.
>> does the look-back and notices I'm just staring at her ass
>> Might as well be wearing boy shorts, but dat ass is phenomenal.
>> she pounces on top of me, I let her get on top but act like I'm struggling
>> this is so wrong but it's only been a minute and haven't processed this. We're both catching our breath..
>> she utters 4 words quiet, close to my face... I couldn't respond for 5 seconds, "You like looking, huh?"
>> I'm full retard, "What does that even mean?" - I know what that means, even do the whole "huh?" expression
>>560029085
>> She smirks, gets up, goes into bathroom and brushes teeth.
>> I'm freaking out that this went too far, but I was loving it.
>> I'm sitting there with a massive erection, and try to zone out on League. Proceed to chain smoke.
>> She comes back out and asks me why I'm on the computer. Come sleep it's 3 AM.
>> I have...
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Roll 76 for tits
Why not
Rolling
>>560020262
roll slut
>>560020262
roll
ITT: Your favourite NPC moments (any game)
>be me
>be at Olav's Tap and Tack in Bruma
>night time, quite busy
>Ongar decides it would be a good idea to pick-pocket Olfand the blacksmith
>gets caught
>Olfand proceeds to punch Ongar to death with his giant meat clobbers
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>>560014648
bumping cos I loved Oblivion
I've never played oblivion before and skipped right ahead to Skyrim. Oblivion seems fun tho, should I get it for PS3? My pc is bricked. Or should I wait till I get a new pc and play oblivion with mods?
>>560014648
>be me
>be in riverwood delivering letter to sven
>big mutha fuckin dragon comes out of nowhere and takes a dog
>ohshit.jpg
>kid follows dragon to get dog back decide to watch
>catches up with kid on a mountain
>find him petting dog next to a dead dragon
>MFW...
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Flipping off cats thread
gogogo
Are Snuff Films real? Is it just an urban legend or can you actually find some? I've been searching and searching and most seem like "production"
>>560017474
3 guys1hammer
>>560017474
people generally don't want to record evidence of a murder
>>560017723
That wasn't for profit
Jailgirls thread? yes.
Girls.
ITT: God-tier animated movies
First one to contribute a movie with these specification that I haven't seen before, will go on my watch list for right now.
>English voice acting
>better than a 50% on any movie critic site
>pic related
>Spirited Away (2001)
>>559990518
bumping with more movies
>Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
hoping to get some beyond Studio Ghibli
>Akira
>Howl's Moving Castle
>ITT: We roll a yes or no question and check the answer.
Should I start texting her again?
will i ?
does this shit really work? as in provide the true answer ?
is op a faggot?
chubby thread
Yes
last thread didnt do well lets try again teen panty thread!
Why the fuck have the same threads on the first page been there for two hours? Why the fuck can't OP bump their thread?
>/b/ is giving me fucking cancer tonight
inb4 hur dur you were on /b/ for two hours
no, I just came back on and see the same shit threads.
Yeah i've been getting the same thing, the fuck?
>>559997090
Suck cock you bitchfaced cock sucking faggot!
>>559997690
this is what OP is taking about. people who talk like you on here are cancer. pls leave. you contribute nothing.
Tard stories?
>working at a grocery store while at uni for some extra cash
>work in produce section, pretty chill job that pays well
>one of the cart pushers is a level 90 autist
>walking through parking lot one day towards employee door
>tard has managed to wrangle a line of carts probably 70 feet long
>tries to thread the needle between two cars in the parking lot
>winds...
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>be cart pusher at grocery store
>chill job pays well
>pushing carts one day
>say fuck it and grab every single cart
>end up stracting a brand new (at the time) jaguar
>some new guy that works in produce just fucking stares at me like a retard
>guessing he saw me scratch the car
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>be a customer on some shoppin'
>left my jaguar at Walmart parking
>took some anchiovis, rucola, Black Jack Daniels,
caviar and other standart shit
>came up to cashier
>motherfucker is frozen
>everyone is fucking frozen, looking at parking lot
>some guy just scratching my jaguar with like tousands of damn carts
>not...
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>be jaguar
>owner just parked me at walmart
>fucking faggot god damn mother fucker
>who does he think i am
>some retard is pushing every goddamn cart the store has
>i swear if this faggot touches me
>he fucking scratched me
>my owner is going to kill this kid
>owner comes out "it's okay...
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So guys, MissHannahMinx, been missing for a while, but we have some leads, first of all not even her close friend Onision knows whats happened to her, but we DO know this-
>Name- Hannah Wagner (Possible change)
>Address-347 Vernon Ave Apt 2 Brooklyn, NY 11206-6781
>Possible Middle Names- Gene or M...?
>Relation Status- Has a BF, rumored marriage
>Missing since December 2013
>Last seen on...
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>>560000721
you beta faggots are so fucking gay.
"GUSY SHE MAKE NO VIDEO FOR LONG TIME SHE MISSING WE AR B/ AND WE WILL FIND HER EPIC /B" you fucking nerd faggots.Kill yourselves.
If there are any New York or Specifically Brookyln Anons, is anyone willing to actually check out the address
Looking around: Found this http://archive.heinessen.com/r9k/thread/11370969