ITT we make another MtG card
fuse edition
0 or dubs decides type
>>595238503
With Fuse, it has to be an Instant or Sorcery, so thread is already fucked
creature, Social Justice Warrior
>>595238503
one side Instant one side sorcery
I'm going to just cut the shit and tl;dr you right now. When I was younger I spent a few months in a place called Kids Peace (Orefield PA campus). It's like a dumping ground for kids who have mental health/behavioral problems. I feel like telling you niggers about it. There's a couple highlights worth mentioning that some of you may find amusing.
So the first thing worth telling you is that my internship at Kidspeace had less to do with mental and/or aggression problems, and more to do with angsty bitch stepdad. I was about 14 (2004, to be exact) and I...
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Anyways, Stepdad's aunt works at retard castle. I guess at some point after that conversation, he decided that I was a wild disrespectful out-of-control kid. He whispered poison into my mother's ear until she agreed with him that I had issues and that retard castle would be a good and positive experience for me.
They sprang it on me pretty quick. The occasion was a bit like an intervention. A lot of people sitting around together in some kind of dark cabal of faggotry, explaining to me that they were going to send me off to the land where potatoes come by the...
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>>595230534
bamp
We get the depressing little bags that contain 100% of the possessions that I will be allowed to own for the next 3 months of my life, and walk in to the reception area.
We get to the main reception desk. There's a little office area with a sliding glass window, and a couple of old bats manning the phones on the other side. They welcome my parents forward - all smiles and shit. When they figure out that my parents are trying to admit me, it eliminates the possibility that I'm just there to visit a sibling or something. The lady looks over at me and overtly eyeballs...
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69 defines her name
>>595234043
Aphrodite
Fucktard
Dog
So I'm planning a nice dinner party for some friends and as usual I say its ok to bring dinner guests
For the main course we prepare some chicken Parmesan, stuffed beef hearts, country fried pork chops, and three kinds of marinated steak cutlets.
We present everything and low and behold one of the invited guests looks at this spread all sad and helpless and says the dreaded words
"I'm sorry I'm a vegetarian, I can't eat any of this"
And he asks if we can make something else, we had spent an hour preparing everything.
I tell...
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>>595219410
Kill the vegetarian, eat them, serve them up at the next dinner party, its corn fed free range.
>>595219410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaaYz3lb0LA
>>595219410
Say its not okay to bring friends or inform them of what the menu is so vegans can not show up.
Post yo girl's kik and ill send her a dick pic and post replies
>>595223790
Jennalynn222
>>595223790
xoxkekexox
>>595224171
*xoxkeekeexox
Cartoon gif thread
These may take time, I have to search for them.
18teens
>>595199939
more of her? saw her in another friend
DRAW THREAD
>Lurk before posting
>Try not to bump requests too often
>Don't take the bait
>Don't be afraid to try requests or RP
>Hide and Report spam
>Keep reposting to a minimum
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS welcomed
IRC: #/b/drawthread on rizon.net
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/b/drawthread&uio=d4
Want to learn...
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I miss espec
>>595210856
First
>>595210856
Godzilla pin
>tfw forever flat :(
>>595202718
Tiny boobs are best boobs, don't feel bad.
Care to share them?
only a retarded bitch would think flat/small isn't good
>>595202718
Flatter breasts are more sensitive! That's a good thing!
Creep Shot Thread! We had a really ggod one last night lets start it up again!
yessss
bumpp
Do you guys know any hot milfs and have picks of them?
>>595196785
your mom
>>595196785
more of her?
Stupid people thread.
>>595192666
>>595192666
>>595192666
>>595192666
>>595192666
big kek
>>595192666
She deserves death for being a stupid bitch.
He deserves death for letting the stupid bitch drive.
Fake of course, but only in a perfect world.
New Loli Thread
>>595196147
>>595205470
Is this thread?
>inb4 is this english?
How about we make this the loli ecchi thread and the other(s) can be loli hentai?
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/jan/28/rapists-social-media-cover-tracks-police-cps-rape
This article made me rage:
"The rise in reporting of rapes is something which I unreservedly welcome. The issue that causes me concern is the significant level of under-reporting. The reality is that we are still only getting 20-25% of those who suffer the offence … 75% of those [who are raped] are not coming forward."
What. The. Fuck. How can they possibly know that??
Tl;DR rage thread.
>>595206123
girls like "jessie" are just the retarded mongrels that make an entire movement look bad, just like Dawkins does for scientists, WBC does for christians or what Kotaku does for games journalism
dismiss and move on is what I say.
>>595206123
buttblasted butthurt fag detected
Are you so unsure about your manhood that a feminist cunt whining is making you rage?
>>595206663
WBC are pretty cool people
it's my cousin part 2
>Tell somenfaggot story only you two share
It's me. I like you. You were always good to me. I desire yoz. I wanna see your big tits
Alright, it's me again. My faggot friend had ran off with my phone.
Look, it's been a long time since I've had intimate contact, and I've always thought you were pretty.
But right now I can't think about anything other than my cock plunging in and out of my cousin's pussy.
Is that wrong? I just think you're so damn gorgeous. I don't want to make love to anyone else.