Hey boys!
How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
I am a 6 time muay thai world champion and current mma world champion.
It took me 12 years to reach this level of success.
Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
>>611726412
it turns me on
That's why concealed carry is legal.
Shhh. It's ok. I understand that your daddy never loved you. I promise, you don't need validation from any mean-old "man".
>install tinder
>get some matches, mostly selective girls
>match 103 falls
>thing go smooth, but we don't talk a lot
>she asks me over to sleep at her place, but no sex
>Its 1 in the night, I'm hesitating, and it's 1 April too
>Go anyway, got nothing to lose.
>Get in my car and drive to her city about 10 minutes...
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>I get on her bed, which literary fills half of the room and she joins me
>We start to make out and things feel normal and smooth
>I lick her out and she rewards me with a sweet tight blowjob with her tiny mouth
>I fully undress her and I squeeze her little B cup tits
>I pull out a condom and wear it. I'm ready for insertion
>I totally fill where whole cunt with my 18cm dick and she loves...
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OP That clip is amazing.
What does SS stand for?
Also SS thread.
interested BUMP
>>611721396
Straight shotacon
Schutzstaffel
Celeb Fuck Thread.
Post celebs you'd fuck, describe how you'd fuck them.
dubs fuck thread
I want to cum on Hayley Williams' face.
God tier YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X1VIyZe3Ws
Yeah bitches
>>611723879
wtf am I looking at?
>>611724447
stupid russians
This is our new meme 4chan. use it always to express greatness
BEHOLD! THE BIRTH OF A MEME! (jk nobodys gonna click on in)
Whats idea of this meme? Are you from reddit?
>>611715440
OFFICIAL NIGGER OWNER'S MANUAL
>Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.
INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing...
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CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners...
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HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're...
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FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch...
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Alpha stories thread. Post your alpha experiences. I'll start
>be me, 16-17
>fat beta all my life. Never given any attention from girls
>recently lost weight and took up a volunteer position for a Youth Writers Camp for the summer
>pretentious wannabe authors everywhere
>I'm the oldest one who's still youth. Everyone else is either an adult coordinator or an 12-13 year old kid.
>some...
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>>611707684
Cont
>beta mode uninstalling.
>alpha mode initiated
>"you can sit wherever you like."
>she swoons
>they sit down and we talk normally. She's spilling her spaghetti everywhere, and I'm enjoying it.
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Continue.
>>611707684
so unsanitary
Loli ?
>>611701233
I'm back, You guys are such ass holes. My mom and aunt saw everything and now it's super awkward.
Than's for ruining everything for me.
>>611692249
Did they accept to fuck you in the ass ?
Bull fucking shit you fucker I saved every one of those pics.
So are you getting closer to fucking your Aunt or what?
ITT we discuss what needs to be implemented to 4chan in the near future
>>611696035
a board for religion and it shall be called /rel/
>>611696593
>rel
>>611696035
IDs on every board.
Bow down to your herm master race.
shut up weird faggot
>>611695575
Bend over.
Wanna go for a swim?
new hentai encouragement/ERP thread!
come in, post pics, chat, or just fap as you want
>>611675299
>>611675643
Omegle trolling thread, pt. 2
1. Go to omegle.com
2. Add 'tumblr' to your interests
3. Start your conversations with "Hi, my name is Dan"
4. Enjoy tumblrtards getting butthurt about being connected to the 'same' person over and over
Post best results here
Let's do this
>>611675986
bump
it died, let it die
Does /b/ think that the holocaust happened?
>>611684229
<Look closely.
Sure, but only 2-4 million jews were killed
why wouldnt it have happened?