>Be me >Fat, kissless, hugless virgin >Be 34 years old >No job >No GF >Living in my parents' basement, wallowing in darkness and my own filth >Do nothing all day but beat off to Gardevoir rule 34 and stare at my Gardevoir in Amie >Diet consists of nothing but cupcakes, I eat them so I can feel closer to Gardevoir Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25603961 >Dad is staring at her with pure disbelief in his eyes and mom stops crying >Gardevoir proceeds to snap his leg like a twig with her psychic powers >She then rips it out violently with her psychic powers >Dad lets out a horrifying scream and collapses holding his leg's stump, which only arouses Gardevoir >Mom is paralyzed with fear, her tears dried up from... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25603965 >She rips off my dick and balls >The pain is excruciating, but I endure it for Gardevoir >She prods me, quivering in anticipation >She penetrates my brand new pussy >We make love for hours >I pass out from the pleasure >I wake up an undetermined amount of time later >Gardevoir's... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What are your thoughts on the formerly fully evolved Pokemon? Favorite? Do you prefer most of them to their cross-gen evo or do you think a lot of them were improved? Would their evos have been mega evos if they had been introduced today? Thoughts on Eviolite?
desu, most look as rushed and uninspired as some of the worst Megas.
maybe if Gamefreak just didn't make Pokemon that were absolute shit in the first place they wouldn't have needed to fix their mistakes in such a haphazardly fashion.
Why is Zapdos never mentioned in cucked pokemon discussions?
>in bw2 articuno and moltres both receive hurricane, while zapdos gets fucking zap cannon instead >in gen 5 the burbs hidden abilities are unreleased, but in gen 6 when they are released lightning rod got replaced with fucking static
Does anyone actually defend the design of this Pokemon? It's not just the fact that it's food, it's the fact that it's man-made food (and something that didn't even exist in the Pokemon universe up until the generation it was introduced). It would have been fine if it was based on a Poffin or some other food that exists in the Pokemon universe but this is a fucking ice-cream.
>b-but muh grimer >b-but muh voltorb
While those designs are pretty bland, they're a Pokemon-style... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25602551 Grimer's explanation is invalid, but Voltorb's is pretty decent. Got any explanations for Magnemite and pokemon like Magneton or Dugtrio (namely, the fact that it's just 3 of the previous ones)?
I feel like no one ever considers the interface/bag to be an important part of the game's quality. Sometimes they can be in the middle(RSE) great (BW/BW2/XY) or just outright terrible (gen 4/FRLG). Which games do you think have the best interface and why?
>>25602501 do you mean interface or the bag specifically? If you just meant interface Gen V was easily the worst with the C-Gear cool skins aside. The bags are all pretty much the same though. idk why you think one is so much better then another. Unless you mean cosmetically.
>>25602501 I was replaying Platinum and all the useless bags (Mail and Battle Items) are inconvenient, is really annoying how you can't scroll a entire page using L or R, it's also kinda slow compared to Gen 6, which is fast and effective.
My favorite bag is the one from BW2, I think that's the "digital" interface, I like this in all the menus of BW and BW2.
>Blu-Ray collectors edition >$34.99 retail >no Japanese audio Why do they hate us? They did the same with all of the OS, Orange Islands, and Johto Journeys DVD releases as well.
>>25602406 i bought it. they dont even have the shorts. my old school original dvd release of the lugia movie doesn't have the fucking short. my now useless vhs copy of the 3rd movie did though.
When you play Local Battles in the game, one player has to use the Wii U GamePad while the other player can use a controller on the TV screen. Unfortunately, this comes with an issue in that the game's frame rate drops from a locked 60fps down to a locked 30fps to accomodate the increase in game rendering for two separate perspectives. There is a hidden mode, however, which will negate that loss. This is the LAN Battle mode http://serebii.net/pokken/lanbattle.shtml
>>25602283 >from a locked 60fps down to a locked 30fps to accomodate the increase in game rendering for two separate perspectives.
People always point this out on wii u like it's a big deal, but isn't this literally what the concept of split screen has been since multiplayer's inception?
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