>be 25
>have a job
>play Pokemon Go
>wish this came out when I was 12 so I could spend the entire summer walking around hunting Pokemon
Feels bad.
>>26996549
stop shitposting about that shit game
Pokemon GO is the best game in the history of the world and I am not exaggerating
At least you can play
Give Eevee a Water Stone and it becomes a Water type
Give Staryu a Water Stone and it becomes a Psychic type?
Explain this to me /vp/
>>26996276
If I give you this dick in your ass what will you become?
>>26996309
raise friendship level
>>26996309
A Fairy-type
Who is /vp/'s favorite rival and why?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10680328/should I have added N?
>>26996131
Personally it's close between Barry and Cheren. I think I picked Cheren in the end because he is pretty much me during tutorials and battles. Also just becoming a gym leader and still being active in the story is cool
Silver, Hugh is close second and Blue is third.
Blue
the only competent rival
>>26996091
Shit wrong picture.
>>26996091
thicc
>>26996091
fat fetishists are mentally ill
ONE MORE MINUTE
>>26996075
Until?
>>26996088
Coro coro leaks
>>26996228
You tried, good job
I was told this thing had no counters.
>40 Atk Life Orb Protean Greninja Low Kick (60 BP) vs. 252 HP / 120 Def Eviolite Porygon2: 109-133 (29.1 - 35.5%) -- 11.3% chance to 3HKO
>40 Atk Life Orb Protean Greninja Low Kick (60 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite Chansey: 221-265 (31.3 - 37.6%) -- 85.5% chance to 3HKO
>216 SpA Life Orb Greninja Dark Pulse vs. 248 HP / 156+ SpD Gyarados: 109-130 (27.7 - 33%) -- 84.9% chance to 4HKO after Leftovers recovery
>40...
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>>26996042
It has checks and counters. Smogon just wasnt ready for more than one moveset on a pokemon.
>>26996042
Smogon wanks it's stall. Anything that interferes with that is removed.
Greninja can check alot of Pokemon and is difficult to predict the moveset it's running.
>>26996170
Greninja was banned because it destroys balanced and offense you faggot. Stall had the least problems with it.
No one actually likes these, right?
>>26996032
I do
Cute but useless.
>>26996050
Always that one wierdo.
Why there are only TWO poison pokemon in the 6th generation????????? Skrelp and its evolution
No one knew this fact before now
>he
>only one poison type line
>only one non legendary ground type
>only one fucking bug line, and it's a first route butterfly
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IP: 167.114.159.138:25585
Only extra mod is Crayfish Furniture
>==[News]==<
-Modpack updated to 4.2.7. Pack now includes Optifine and Journeymap
-Hatchery and routes updated.
-Dye salesman relocated to cherno. Unown block vendor re-added in cherno. Evo stone and utility Tm/Hm re-added
-Gym Leaders that are inactive can be replaced without battle. More info on Gym rules
-Gym types that are wanted by two leaders have to...
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10680313
New hatchery
>>26996111
So I feel like I'm not most excited for the new pokémon (because we get that every generation) but for the things that are unique, which we do NOT get every generation...
> amazing graphics
> battle royal
Am I the only one that is going to buy the game just for these features revealed so far? I mean popplio is a big reason too, and so is Bruxish (which are going on my team INSTANTLY) but these features are fuelling my HYPE TRAIN.
>>26995961
>amazing graphics
You only play pokemon, right?
>>26995961
>pokemon
>things we get every gen
Looks like someone skipped gen 6
Great taste OP. I'm not too much into battle royal but I'm very excited for the graphics and trainers in battle. I just love exploring and the map truly looks interesting and comfy. The riding mechanic looks nice too but it might be limited like in XY so I won't put my hopes up.
In terms of pokemon I love them all but I'm most excited for Litten and the bugs.
Welcome to the world of pokemon, please choose your starter.
From left to right
The starter for normies, the starter for memers, the starter for furries. limp wrists and women.
Litten obviously
>>26995904
cat. toddler is for tryhards, dog for normies
bitchboy
>>26995884
that's a small garchomp
>>26995884
>>26995884
since when can Garchomp learn Tickle?
>Yellow - Zapdos
>The name's Spark -- the leader of Team Instinct. Pokemon are creatures with excellent intuition. I bet the secret to their intuition is related to how they're hatched. You never lose when you trust your instincts!
>Blue - Articuno
>I am Blanche, leader of Team Mystic. The wisdom of Pokemon is immeasurably deep. I am researching why it is that they evolve. With our calm analysis of every situation we can't lose!
Red...
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I ain't wasting my data on this shit
>>26995805
What do they do?
>>26995805
was going red because boobs, but blue has fucking articuno, that bird is bro tier next to zapdos, moltres a shit
These aren't Pokémon.
>>26995742
I'm pretty sure they are, dumbo.
>>26995742
Last time I checked they were, anon
I'm pretty sure they are, dumbo.
I'm really glad I woke up can came to this board today! You guys and gals are the best!
Whoops! There's a typo in my post! I meant to type:
"I'm really glad I woke up and game to this board today! You guys and gals are the best!"
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding!!!!!
Shit gen 7 eeveelutions.
Gamefreak isn't even trying anymore.
Nothing can beat the original 3.
Oh my god I'm so pathetic. This post is so horrible.
I'm sorry for posting this. There are much better threads around and I'm sorry that I wasted your time.
I should just delete this but it's been too long I feel sick