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>decide to watch a Pokkén stream because Vinny from Vinesauce makes any gameplay entertaining
I learned multiple things about the game
>Nia is an annoying cunt and made me want to bash my head into a wall
>Garchomp sounds nothing like an animal and just sounds like a Japanese man shouting Gary
>Chandellure sounds like a Loli and it makes me want to strangle it
>Pikachu is the same
>the game doesn't even make any sense
Why do people like this shitty game? Even if I had a Wii U, I sure as fuck wouldn't buy this game.
>>25773486
I hear a lot of complaints about the voice acting.
That's certainly one thing.
Anything else?
>>25773486
You can turn off the commentary.
You can completely turn Nia off, or make her talk in moonspeak if you wish.
I'm calling it!
The new fire type is a snake!
>>25773399
Foxes are not dogs, retard.
>buh buh muh canidae
Would you call meowth a tiger pokémon?
>>25773433
No, and I wouldn't call it a fire-type either.
I want a fire bat starter, just to see you idiots try to convince people that bats are technically mice or rabbits.
>Unova
>Literally BRIDGES: THE REGION
How can anyone hate the most /comfy/ region in Pokémon?
>>25773160
kill yourself by jumping from one of those bridges
>>25773160
>bridges are comfy
Did you grow up under a bridge or something?
>>25773160
You shouldn't worry about others opinions.
The objectively correct order.
>My opinion
>Objective
I spy the underaged.
>>25773012
It's an alright bait
Good try, kid
What's your favorite design for a legendary?
I think Groudon looks just as badass today as it did in 2003. Surprised that Ruby didn't sell at least three times as much just because of box art.
>>25772992
All 3 of the Gen 3 legendaries were GOAT. As much as I love Groudon, I think he's my least favorite of the weather trio, though that's probably just because I didn't grow up with Ruby
>>25772992
Groudon is a pretty cool guy but he has an unfortunate case of toy anatomy.
>>25772992
I like Latios a lot.
Not that hideous mega evo of it, though.
This is a run of Pokemon Crystal I'm doing with /vp/ for catharsis.
Last time:
>caught a shitload of Pokemon included Ass shit the Murkrow
>Decided to solo the Vermilion Gym with Herpes
>Surge gave me the DUNDABOLT and I had to grind
>beat him the second time
>Decided to solo Saffron Gym with Daaayum
>Sabrina fucked me
>so we added DICKS to the team
>got fucked again
>grinded and managed to beat Sabrina the third time
>Blew all my money on the Celadon Game Corner and bought a Larvitar and Porygon with the coins
>Decided to solo Celadon Gym with Lil Buddy
>Erika got fucked sideways
>Decided to challenge the Cerulean Gym, only to realize nobody's home
>Houdini evolved
>rick evolved
>Decided to solo Fuchsia Gym with Ass shit
>Janine shat all over me
>multiple times
>grinded to hell and back
>Finally beat her
>thread died
List of Pokemon:
>SHUCKIE the Shuckle
>Herpes the Heracross
>rick the Gengar
>Kintama the Lanturn
>Harry the Farfetch'd
>facesittin the Rhydon
>Vagina the Shellder
>Pinsir. the Krabby
>Dubs the Rattata
>P.Parker the Spinarak
>gay weed the Sudowoodo
>Dick the Pinsir
>Andy the Sunkern
>Onahole the Jigglypuff
>SmugAnime the Snubbull
>coon the Slowpoke
>Puppers the Growlithe
>Rollem the Geodude
>Sorrow. the Bellsprout
>Splinter the Rattata
>Banana the Togepi
>Borys the Cleffa
>Batman. the Noctowl
>Scrooge the Psyduck
>simgle the Eevee
>Spooge the Quagsire
>Dubsfish the Goldeen
>night-w the Sneasel
>DoubleSlap the Aipom
>bob the Voltorb
>Gary Oak the exeggcute
>Fuckbuddy the Marill
>Killer the Magikarp
>GoodSpAtk the Krabby
>North Pole the Magnemite
>Ned Bigby the Beedrill
>Darkness the Cubone
>Daaayum the Red Gyarados
>Nutella the Xatu
>Lil buddy the Skarmory
>Twat the Miltank
>tectonix the Steelix
>DICKS the Meganium
>Schlong the Dragonair
>FLASHLIGHT the Chinchou
>Diapers the Jigglypuff
>Mom Doge the Growlithe
>Ass shit the Murkrow
>smegma the Grimer
>Qtr Chub the Larvitar
>Rattata the Rattata
>MAGNOLIA the Rattatta
>Rattata the Rattata
>ratsIdidit the Rattata
>big scoop the Rattata
>Rattata the Rattata
>Houdini the Kadabra
>BOOP BOOP the Porygon
>SUNBLOOD the Slugma
>GrapeJelly the Muk
>Tinatitty the Hoppip
>Suicunt the Suicune
First order of business, what am I catching here?
0,1,2 decide
Did I time this poorly?
Post a the funniest nicknames you've given/ found on a pokemon.
Blaziken named Ragin Cajun
and a Nidoking named Grape Soda
>>25772849
Kicken for Blaziken
Creampie for slurpuff
>>25772849
I use Kick'n Wing on my Blaziken
>>25772849
JackinTissue on Dusclops
Is it good?
>legendaries aviable in a MMO
Obviously not
How can you RP correctly when you see a fedora tiper with a Reshiram each time you go to the Pokemon Center?
>>25772785
hey haha
nice advertising bro
did you even try to make it subtle?
>>25772815
I just want to get other peoples opinions before trying it you faggot
"Ash, Serena told me to come here. What? Sure, I can go on the bed. What are we gonna do on it? NO! STOP! I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR BIG BROTHER! ...Oh, wow, I can barely feel it. Are you sure it's in? Well, you can do it if it makes you happy, I doubt anything will rupture..."
Everybody knows Ash is asexual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hgWESg0a2E
>>25772757
Pokesexual, actually.
He just wants to ejaculate on an egg and be done with it.
Why is Sinnoh the definitve Pokemon region? What exactly did it do better than all the others?
>>25772460
>What exactly did it do better than all the others?
It was big, diverse and fun to explorate
The only other region with that much exploration was Hoenn, but it was nowhere near as comfy as Sinnoh
It was the comfiest region
>>25772494
/thread
Post your favorite Pokemon and tell others why theirs is shit.
>he likes shitganium
>>25772254
Why would anyone do this to Chikorita? How could you? You fucking monster. Whoever you are, there is a special place in Hell waiting for you.
Rayquaza
>not original
Umbreon
>omg y r u so edgy
Dragonair
>not really hated but seems irrelevant to others
Pidgeot
>omg a Normal pokemon?
Are you ready to become a Pokemon Master, /vp/?
>>25772182
Is that even human? Or is it a Ditto that hasn't mastered transform?
>>25772182
Man the GO customization looks horrible
>>25772182
Take me on as your own
Iak Sakkakh
Glorious trades, funny replies, gold threads, love stories, idk. The things that make you stay on /vp/.
I start.
>be me
>corocoro leaks
>making a thread, asking a genuine question about some detail
>150+ replies
>threads are multiplying
>it becomes a shitposting meme
>mfw
>>25772132
pic related
>be depressed and suicidal
>uses shitty ass pokemon memories to drown out thoughts
>incite genwars for fun
inb4 b&
>>25772163
Kill yourself.
Explain to me again why Pokken doesn't feature all these characters in its roster
>>25772086
The next game could. Right now, it doesn't really feel lacking even with only 16 characters.
I love Infernape and haaaaate Blaziken, but I doubt the former will ever get in thanks to the latter's already there and is inexplicably more popular despite being literally the ugliest thing in the world.
Having Sawk would be so boring. I'd rather have more diversity if they added in characters. Have you played the game?
>>25772086
I don't know, why.
I can't answer that question, since. I'm not part of the staff who made that.
I don't know, why.
I can't answer that question, since. I don't have part of the staff who made that.
Trade - Battle - Breed - Never Multi - Inject - Shitpost
Here we inject pokemon for free. Ask away. If you want something, be sure to put in the Pokemon showdown teambuilder format:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/teambuilder
If you want to battle, just beg until 4 people agree and then play 1 battle before someone ragequits.
If you want to play pokemon without corruption from hacks, then go into your 3DS settings and disable the wifi so you never interact with any trainer online.
/wfg/ - Every person posting in this thread is 27, unemployed, overweight, and an emasculated male
Old: >>25766037
Bike simulator is taking its toll on me.
Hey Zim, no nickname needed
>>25771951
Meow meow meow.
Looking for a siglyph or whatever his nas is.
Reliquiae (Sigilyph) (M) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
Level: 50
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Roost
- Stored Power
- Cosmic Power
- Ancient Power
