Trade - Battle - Breed - Shitpost - Circlejerk - Alternate Realities
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Previous thread: >>25753786
>>25766312
WHERE ARE MY SYRUP COVERED TOES, SEYMOUR?
>>25766339
Can I have a jolly hidden power grass ditto?
>>25766355
>jolly hidden power
you know that hidden power is a special attack, right?
>>25766377
It's for breeding right?
I'm using it for mix attackers and for breeding hidden power. I'll give the everstone to the other parent with the nature I want
;) tee-hee you silly boy.
Is the guy who wanted the Sheer Force Totodiles still here? If not I'm sleeping
>>25766398
>Jolly for mixed attackers
>Not Naive
Do you still want an HP Grass Ditto? I'll make one for you
I'm assuming you don't want one with 0 IVs in Atk?
>>25766534
I can hook him up with one if he comes back.
On that note I'm still looking for HA mudkip if anyone has one.
anyone got a shiny nidoran/nidoking they can trade?
>>25766574
I actuallly do.
Because you're right I am not making it for mixed attackers.
Just for Baird and hidden power breeding.
lf luxury ball female sneasel haha if you have one please respond i dont have much to give in return haha
>>25766595
Cool. I can't name any of the Dittos (because they're not mine and I'm too lazy to change the OT) so I'm just gonna make it Mild natured to mark it as being different (ie HP Grass)
Gimme a sec
>>25766616
No. I need jolly.
Also isn't it Japanese?
Can it be in a pokeball?
Thank you if you can do that
>>25766611
I do but I don't need anything
Put up a shitmon for it
>>25766622
Fine, fine.
It is Japanese. It's the one I always give out, typically Bold with 6IVs. Shiny, in a Dive Ball.
Why does the ball matter for it anyways? It's breeding fodder
>>25766633
All my pokes are in pokeballs
Jolly for nature breeding.
I don't understand what you are giving me anymore.
>>25766037
>This thread isn't for Hacks or Clones. There are other threads for those. Use them if that is how you like to play.
Nah, fuck off, OP.
>>25766642
It's a shiny Japanese Ditto with a Jolly nature and an IV spread of 31/0/31/30/31/31 in a Poke Ball.
Is this what you want or no?
>>25766651
Thank you sir.
Just verifying.
>>25766625
haha okay i put up a level 44 ariados on gts with message anuse
>>25766649
wait do you guys allow hacks now? wasnt like that last time i was here haha
>>25766659
No problem. Have fun breeding
>>25766674
sent
>>25766711
'<_';
thank you v much haha
>>25766593
anybody? need me dat shiny nidoran
>>25766583
you still got those HA Totadiles?
>>25766756
I can hop on my AS and breed some up if you give me a couple minutes.
>>25766766
cool thanks man, went out and didn't see the thread switched over
Looking for this injected
OT Seymour
Id 09663
Reliquiae (Sigilyph) (M) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
Level: 50
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Roost
- Stored Power
- Cosmic Power
- Ancient Power
Or a that Pokemon with stored power egg move.
>>25766801
is luxury ball okay?
>>25766773
Alright, throw something up on GTS for a level 1 totodile and let me know.
>>25766725
bumpin for a shiny male nidoran.
>>25766903
Yes I suppose that would be fine.
>>25766919
ok I put up a froakie
>>25766942
sent.
>>25766950
thanks b
>>25766941
can it be clefairy instead?
>>25766950
wait, did you send it to Ranoodle?
>>25766978
Oops, might have sent it to a random then.
I have another extra so I'll ship it off to you.
Next time put something in the desc.
>>25766999
Witnessed, and the message said /vp/ me bro, sorry Ieft that out
>>25767005
I'm not seeing it, there's so many froakies up there. Mind putting up something a bit less common?
>>25766967
No because that's not the Pokemon I need.
Why you troll me ?
>>25767048
how old are you Seymour?
>>25767034
ok I put up a gible, /vp/ me bro is the message
>>25767059
Old enough to be your daddy.
>>25767079
>>25767048
>feet just out of range
god damn tease
>>25767091
;)
Multi you cute neckbeard.
Every time you wear your trilby I get soaked.
>>25767079
Who is the girl really?
>>25767111
I posted the ultimate timestamp in the last thread.
Go check.
>>25767099
>>25767059
>>25767095
See guys, I can get her but you can'tSorry bby, I'm actually maried
>>25767116
I don't believe that some chubby neckbeard wearing a trilby that carries around 1k of Pokemon cards to a Pokemon meetup place has even made physical contact with a person of the opposite gender.
Id still eat your ass like a watermelon on a hot summer day.
>>25767113
yeah you made her hold a card. Who is she? your sister?
>>25767127
Believe it or not, I am. By the way do you plan on going to any IRL Competitions?
>>25767074
Still not seeing it and I hit the end of the pages. I'll put it up with /vp/ in the desc for a gible.
>>25767132
HAha you miserable faggot.
That's me. What will it take?
My social security #?
It's me. Posted enough pics you can't find online.multiple timestamps. Fuck.
It's even my handwriting. Not my brothers who writes like a monkey having a seizure.
>>25767135
I'd die of embarrassment.
But I want to go for a qt pokeboyfriend
Anyone got a shiny nidoran,
or a meloetta/ Genesect they could trade me?
>>25767137
it took you 12+ hours to post a pic. You clearly can't post them on a whim. You have to get her to take the photo.
Watch. Post a pic with a shoe on your head
>>25767158
Dude. Last night I was in bed.
I woke up late and went to school the work.
I fucking forgot since my life doesn't revolve around you.
If I do this. I'll have to post pics every time proving it.
Like i said when I posted my timestamp, I'm done proving myself. I don't care what you think.
Believe that I'm a 40 year old obese virgin pic collector. Kk. Thanks.
MUTLI !! Please.
>>25767152
I can give you a Meloetta and a Genesect. What's your FC?
>>25767158
And I did the first timestamp within 10 minutes. Kk thanks.
>>25767163
You said you've been lurking /r9k/ for years. Of course we think that and of course it looks like that when you take 12 hours to deliver.
Not that it matters all that much since you refuse to POST YOUR TOES
>>25767136
I don't see it, I'l just add you and do it manually
my fc is 0276-1568-1488, name joey
>>25767170
Kek.
I don't post on /arcanine or /b anymore
Purely for research and lurks
>>25767166
Can you please me me a copy of whatever you make.
>>25767185
Sure, why the hell not. The first anon ain't replying and I already have leftover Meloettas and Genesects
>>25767196
I'm down for some event pokes.
>>25767185
I have an idea!
Turn on Voice Chat when we trade. That way I can confirm that you are who you say you are and people might stop asking you to post your feet
>>25767206
I don't mind if they ask for feet.
Last time I voice chatted i was told it doesn't work but we can try ;)
>>25767204
Sure man.
I have Mews, Hoopas, Keldeos, genesect and Meloettas (those two are from gen V though).
What would you like?
>>25767218
I already got hoopa from you today but Mew and some of the others would be cool.
>>25767218
Thank you for molleta. So cute.
Could you hear me singing?
Call me maybe.
>>25767227
Sure, no problem
>>25767234
You didn't want a Genesect too?
I couldn't hear you at all. I heard some static and tapping before you d/ced. Did you hear what I was humming?
>>25767218
First anon here, sorry for the delay. bad connection.
FC: 1650 3547 6227
>>25767245
Nope. I couldn't hear you.
I thought it was frozen. I'm sorry I disconnected.
Now I'm interested to what you were humming. Haha
>>25767248
You're fine. I'll add you!
>>25767249
Well I guess that idea was a failure. Shit happens I guess.
>>25767182
Added you, ready when you are.
>>25767272
Lemme know when you're ready for the legendaries
>>25767275
I don't need evee. I need genesect.
>>25767275
What's in this eff
>>25767275
Thank you so much!
I hope I can get my shiny nidoking now! :]
>>25767275
Ignore me. I was in a trade with Keuma the virgin
>>25767294
You don't want the event dailga. It has telepathy
>>25767286
Sheet. I cant trade them on the GTS.
Stilll appreciate it though. ill have to get dat shiny another way
>>25767301
So did mine.
Fitting name.
>>25766312
seriously pretty
>>25767308
but that means it hacked, unless you transfered from a past gen.
>>25767294
Gg. I'm giving Anti legends rn though
Whoops, sorry Anti. I d/ced for some reason
Sorry if that was awk
>>25767317
No. My shit is legit. Caught him on route 8 in Pokemon X.
All legal braj.
Fucking Keuma the virgin strikes again
Of course mine isn't legit. I only use it on faggelas thst think its okay to use ubers in battles (including bitch ass vgc)
>>25767313
Ree.
>>25767330
It's all good, thanks for the pokemon.
>>25767333
ree?
fucking internet went out, I should be ready now
>>25767338
Mocking me.
So you get a ree
>>25767335
I didn't have anymore legends to give out anyways so i guess that works out.
Thanks for the starters!
>>25767338
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25767342
hello? like got me in a trance
>>25767048
tranced
>>25767349
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
>>25767048
how could I?
>>25767358
i need water
>>25767374
I have officially stopped caring to know of which you speak of.
Goodnight veep. Begging for MULTIS tomorrow.
Toodle-loo
>>25767386
daym
Anyone got a spare Garchomp megastone, or is someone ok parting with theirs?
multis?
>>25767523
I'm in
>>25767386
why do you look chubby in every single picture but this one?
>>25768008
She does not look chubby she looks like a vampire.
anyone got a spare shiny stone they can give me?
Looking for the pokemon in pic related
stats, natures, etc don't matter i just need them to complete the dex
>>25768384
you still here? can give you binacle and i think chespin
>>25768527
I'm still here do you want to exchange friend codes or gts?
>>25768540
friend code is fine with me.
FC: 1564-4753-4318
IGN: bae
i'll be about 5 mins
>>25768552
mine's 5387-1017-5331
Miggy
just one more question, are you fine with me giving you shitmons?
>>25768558
yeah no worries
>>25768569
cool, send me the trade request when you're ready!
>>25768558
alright on now
>>25768607
Sorry, logging on now
>>25768607
Thanks again! I appreciate it
>>25768655
all g. good luck with your dex
Singles/Doubles/Multis when
Anyone has a Petilil or a Liligant? I need one to proceed with the Dex but those islands from ORAS just won't show.
I have a bunch of Modest Eevees with Speed/Special Attack IV and Timid/Modest Snorunts with speed IV, if that matters to you.
Thanks.
>>25769023
breeding one. But it wont have HA.
I'll take an Eevee.
>>25768972
MUTLI bAttles??
>>25769069
Sure thing.
0104-3213-9559 is my FC. Just give me a second because people are screaming at me @ rl.
>>25769111
dam wat a qt
source
>>25769129
My moms vagina.
Want the link?
>>25769139
sure
>>25769150
kek you faggot.
Say yep to the multi battles
>>25769118
Fug. All that hax breeding.
Well, How about a leftover petilil from last time. It only has 2 IVs but outstanding potential + HP rock so I kept it.
>>25769181
Well, are you >>25769069? Because I don't want to make him went for breeding just to waste his time after.
>>25769206
It's me.
>>25769255
I added you and i'm ready. Just hit me up when you can.
>>25769255
Thanks a lot, anon!
Anyone got a Prankster Purrlion/Liepard? Can be a random one, I don't mind breeding.
Also, thanks to whoever participates in WTW by sending out shinies and breedjects. I've already gotten 2 shinies and plenty of 5-6 IV pokes that I'm excited to train up. I'll be sending out 5IV Naive Shellder and Modest Joltik (couldnt get a timid in an hour and 50+ eggs so I gave up and couldn't catch one, sorry! If you have a timid one with Giga Drain I'll give you a shiny mudkip) if I have any left. Otherwise it'll be Serene Grace Deerlings or Emolgas. Some lucky peep will also get a shiny Gible.
Hey folks. Back here once more, trying to complete my shiny living dex.
The gist of it is I'm looking for any pokémon not in green on the list.
Legendaries available for trade are the following:
Tornadus, Landorus, Kyogre, Groudon, Rayquaza, Xerneas, Yveltal, Zygarde, Regirock, Regice, Registeel, Reshiram, Zekrom, Kyurem, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Deoxys, Giratina, Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion, Mewtwo, Victini.
And the shinies I have spares of are:
Durant, Weezing, Volcarona, Ditto, Meditite, Luxray, Blastoise, Palkia, and Arceus.
I'll be here for a while.
>>25769403
I've got a shiny infernape, aegislash, and cubone. I'd like to trade for your extra shiny volcarona, luxray, and blastoise.
>>25769403
I have a Skrelp and a Liepard you can have, but I won't be home until about 8pm EST. Even if you can't be here then, I'll hold onto them for you and check the thread when I can.
Good luck on this project, dude. It's crazy.
>>25769454
Sweet, yeah. I think I might have you already, but I'll double-check and get online.
>>25769462
I'm not sure if I'll be here until then, but I'll make an effort. Thanks.
>>25769488
i've already got your code registered. we can trade whenever you're ready
Anyone have a Meloetta
>>25769504
Alright, thanks, dude.
>>25769530
no problem. if i get any more extras, i'll keep an eye out for you here
Here seems like a good place to ask:
I have a shiny Luvdisc for trade for another shiny fish, but the Luvdisc has a crap name I can't change ("Disc of Love")
Any takers?
>>25769574
Sure I'll give you my shiny female Gyarados
>>25769591
Was it fished in XYORAS? Also, can you nickname it for me to "Haddock"?
>>25769403
I have shiny Sunkern. How about your shiny Durant?
>>25769610
Yeah, that's fine by me. Gonna add you then go online.
Looking for a Celebi from the gift event, I missed it. I don't really have anything of value, though. So if somebody has a spare they're willing to give up for a Skitty or Absol, that would be great. Thanks.
>>25769608
Yup I think so. But I can't rename it as it was traded.
free shit when?
>>25769642
Ah sorry - I'm trying to collect all shiny fish and I have a naming theme for them.
>>25769610
Alright, thanks for the help!
>>25769670
That's alright.
>>25769403
I have a shiny Snorlax, Dunsparce and Skiploom. Is this Victini and Arceus legit? Not cloned and so
>>25769403
>>25769713
And I also have Electabuzz
No multis????
REEE.
>>25769763
I'm down.
>>25769713
Well, I didn't clone them, but if I had to make an educated guess, I'd say they're not legit, based on the fact I got them through wondertrades.
Location caught, moves and dates seem to be fine though.
>>25769763
I'm open.
But i'm suck at double (still better than single)
>>25769763
>hours late
>nothing resembling sense
why am I not surprised
how much do you pay for a personal camgirl?
Sorry about the incoherent post earlier. Was using voice-to-text because I was driving.
I'm looking for a Prankster Purrloin/Liepard and Timid Unnerve Joltik/Galvantula with Giga Drain. I'll trade a random shiny for the spider.
>>25769812
I can breed a spider with what you want if you're willing to wait for a couple of minutes.
>>25769812
>I need pokeymans so bad I can't pull over
>>25769812
i'm working on getting you a prankster purrloin
>>25769832
Sure! Please and thank you!!! You're my hero! Out of tons of eggs, the best I got was Modest and I forgot to get Giga Drain.
>>25769833
I got lost in thought pulling out of the parking lot while thinking about sets and wanted to post it before I forgot. There was cops and traffic, so I didn't review it and posted without thinking. Sorry!
>>25769862
No problem. It's going to be female, timid, have Unnerve and Giga Drain, be in a Net Ball and probably have 5 IVs since I'm using my competitive Galvantula to make eggs.
>>25769812
got your purrloin. i've already got your friend code added, so we can trade when you're ready
>>25769809
Hours late for what
I'm looking for a cloyster
Jolly 252 atk, 4 def, 252 spe
Rapid spin
Toxic spikes
Shell smash
Icicle spear
>>25769891
Thank you! I'll be online in a minute, walking my dog.
>>25769897
Thanks! I hate the pokeradar so much and I didn't have any dark friend safari, if it even appears in there.
>>25769925
FC: 1693-1993-6852
>>25769936
What are you offering?
>>25769951
I've got a shiny t-tar, shiny regirock, shiny espeon with a trick setup on it, an extra celebi and some other random legendaries. Sorry it's not much, I'm just getting into the games again.
>>25769976
That Espeon sounds nice, I'll get to work on breeding your Cloyster if you're willing to wait for possibly an hour or two (IVs).
>>25770001
I've had it for awhile but it doesn't fit on my team so I'd be happy to part with it, I can wait a couple hours no problem. I'll add you now
>>25769897
Thanks! I should've come here instead of messing around and failing for an hour with the pokeradar. You're a lifesaver!
Just waiting on the Joltik. Send the request when ready
>>25769930
This will take a while I'm afraid. I'm guessing you want a pentaperfect female Joltik so it will be hard.
>>25770061
Oh wow, that's really going the extra mile, I really appreciate the thought. You don't have to if you don't want to though, I don't mind breeding.
>>25770096
The only problem is that tutor moves don't get passed down, so if you were to breed the one I gave you it wouldn't have Giga Drain.
>>25769925
Ohhh, someones looking to run smogons uber set. Why not just post link to smogon for injectors?
>>25770111
Because this isn't a thread for Hacks or Clones, faggot
>>25770111
I'm new to this so I running around with my head cut off. I like starting with what smogon has setup and then swapping moves to match my team. Still trying to get battle down too.
>>25770140
Then you're looking for focus sash shell smash, rock blast, icicle spear, and ice shard. Have fun with a real ubers set.
>>25770159
I like support though and I think I only have two other uber Pokemon on my team right now.
That would be a cool move set though
>>25770103
Oh, I didn't know that! Thanks for the heads up. Guess that instead of a random shiny I'll give you a choice between a random Gible, timid Magician Fennekin with 31iv in everything except atk/def I got from an ex, random Numel, shiny korean WT Genesect, shiny adamant Altaria, or random Mudkip with a terrible nickname. Sorry I don't have better choices. If you could name the Joltik Miriam Webster (if it fits, otherwise just Webster) I'd really appreciate it.
Multis?
>>25770235
MULTIS
NEVER
V
E
R
>>25770189
Alright, will do as soon as I hatch that perfect Joltik. If it takes too long you can just ask someone else, I won't mind.
>>25770235
>>25770266
Yes MUTLI.
Multi now.
>>25770273
I've never had a multi battle before. I'd be down to try it out. Just mass breeding Purrlion atm until I get a Jolly one.
>>25770273
Fc?
>>25770344
Alright I got you a perfect one, but it's male. Aside from that, everything is a-okay. Unless you're looking specifically for a female?
Also looking for Clefable
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold
Moonblast
Follow me
Minimize
Protect
>>25770344
>>25770379
2981-7896-8986
No ubers or gay shit.
NEED ONE MORE MULTI
>>25766037
wew lads, this is going slow
in the process of completing dex
>hoenn
>106 / 171
>national
>193 / 272
desperate to get that shiny charm for the fractional teensyweeny increased shiny rate before SM
be honest, i'm not even close huh
>>25770396
>>25770396
Male is fine. If it's a good baby then I won't need to breed it further. Thank you! Send request when ready.
>>25769782
Can you give me the details on Reshiram, Groundon and Victini? (6th gen or not, nature, etc)
>>25770411
Adding now. Got you, I'll be ready.
>>25770344
You breeding with HA?
>>25770416
Will do. Are you willing to part with that Genesect? If not then it's fine.
>>25770344
You breeding with HA?
anyone got a shiny nidoking?
>>25769763
holy shit i used to have that same sweater with the reflective print
good to know where it is now
>>25770427
Yeah, bunch of prankster babies. Want one? I'm mass breeding. Send a request to get one.
>>25770450
Just got one from WT. Naive + lifeorb. Want it?
>>25770467
Thank you very much for the Genesect, I appreciate it.
>>25770419
I really don't know the proper description procedure, but I'll list what I think might be relevant.
Victini: lv50, Modest, has the pentagon, in a Cherish ball.
Groudon: lv86, Bashful, JPN, apparently transferred from RSE, no pentagon.
Reshiram: lv50, Mild, SPA, met in a "faraway place", not sure what that means, but he's got the pentagon.
We can start a trade for you to check their summary, too, I don't mind.
>>25770467
Hell yes you looking for anything?
this is me >>25770412
i've currently got a Butterfree up on GTS seeking a Ledyba — it's been up there for a couple days now — if any anon could kindly complete the request that's be awesome
>>25770498
Not particulary. Send me something interesting or with a funny nickname. I'll send you a 5IV one back with the wrong nature for you to breed.
>>25770467
yes please! tried all night, found a genesect and meloetta someone wanted for one only to realize could trade FC 1650 3547 6227
>>25770518
>>25770507
>>25770426
Niggars. I added all three of you.
MUTLI right now or I will 9/11 all three of you.
>>25770507
That's a rip off. Butterfree for ledyba, I need at least a palkia. Ledyba are just as rare
>>25770518
kk I've added you
>>25770411
>>25770426
I also added you both for multis
>>25770562
Cool story bro. No one gives a fuck
Have your romance with them afte the multi!!!!
MUTLI NOW OR I WILL THROW ANTHRAX ON ALL OF YOU.
>>25770507
There's one up on the gts for a rattata
>>25770518
added. just lemme know~!
>>25770587
I have 600 Pokemon in my dex. I have never even seen a rattata.
They're rare in xy
>>25770399
>>25769925
I'm just looking for some practice, still learning the game.
>>25770621
Killyourself newfag
>>25770490
I'll ad you, can you show me Tornadus, Reshiram, Victini and Articuno?
Then I'll say the ones I'll grab, ok?
>>25770621
Forgot to type 'does anyone want to battle while I'm waiting'
>>25770648
Sure. It might take a while to add you though, if I have to guess your friend code.
>>25770649
2981 7896 8986 join my multi right now.
>>25770658
I added you
>>25770529
I have both, not interested.
>>25770480
No problem, getting this spider would have been impossible for me otherwise.
>>25770661
Gimme a couple minutes, I'm finishing up a match.
>>25770518
yo thanks for the Purrloin
>>25770574
>>25770426
You guys want me to host?
>>25770711
You won't join faggot. We're waiting on you. What the fuck is wrong with the community.
>>25770467
registered. hit me up when your good2go
>>25770711
Fucking Moron
Only brought two Pokemon to a multi battle
>>25770695
I'll take only the Articuno for now, OK?
>>25770774
Sure, that's cool.
>>25770763
I added you? What happened I'm ready for multis
>>25770695
Shit, router fucked up, gimme a mmin
My partner is fucking retarted. Ahmed you Muslim piece of shit. I hAte you.
>>25770781
You're slow as fucking dirt faggot
Jesus what a shitshow
>>25770467
still alive?
>>25770809
You're fucking terrible i know. What a shit show
nth for Masuda lend me your power
and also maybe for multis
>>25770782
No rush
>>25770827
I'm down for multis
>>25770795
Wow nice Explosion you dumb fuck
>>25770837you had 9hp.
You weren't doing anything with clefable
You bring only 2 Pokemon.
You weren't doing anything
You never even used an attack
Kill you self.
>>25770848
>>25770837
I've got two apes ready for extraction, over.
>>25770848
no u
>>25770879
Exactly faggot.
Even you understand how stupid you are.
>>25770848
>>le meme cunt
>>still says cool story bro
>>shitpost reaction face camwhore
>>constantly condescending to others
>>MUTLI NOW OR I WILL THROW ANTHRAX ON ALL OF YOU. (so random xDDDD)
>>nothing but bitching in this thread
do you even have fun scrub
maybe you should be the the one killing yourself. you havent even posted tits.
>>25770882
Just don't lose this match, ok babe?
>>25770900
Ree-hee
Tee-hee
It's my way of having fun.
>>25770882
What the fuck did you actually just forfeit after you killed me?
>>25770913
your not having fun. your fucking cringe
post tits.
>>25770921
You're*
It's a sfw board
Cool story bro
>>25770926
>>grammar nazi
>> its like ur new 2 the intrnt
>>still hasnt posted tits, dispite obivous ownership of nipple tassles
>>still mee mee ing
ur not even trying m8 spll checkthis
So are we done battling now?
