Welcome to Showderp, where the memes are dank and the matches don't matter, that's right the matches are just as important as that shiny you've been trying to hatch for 3 years now [canned audience laughter]
What is Showderp?
It is where a wild group of mongs like you and me pick Pokemans for an idiot who decides who designates themselves as "Champ". Then that Champ hosts a match that we flood with memes and bullying until someone loses, or cries.
I am lazy and can't think a Pokeman!
Here is a list of premade Pokemans for you lazy folk
http://fgts.jp/vp/
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
I want to look back at all the fun times that Showderp had, and maybe even submit a picture of a naked Rhyperior.
http://booru.showderp.com/
Current Champ:
Currently Unknown, so go on and get designating.
Good matches will come to you, but only if you post DOGARS in thread
When's the KLK edition?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-317138813
>Bug:
>Dark: Weavile
>Dragon: Garchomp
>Electric: Pikachu
>Fairy: Gardevoir
>Fighting: Lucario, Machamp, Blaziken
>Fire: Charizard, Blaziken, Braixen
>Flying: Charizard
>Ghost: Gengar
>Grass: Sceptile
>Ground: Garchomp
>Ice: Weavile
>Normal:
>Poison: Gengar
>Psychic: Mewtwo, Gardevoir
>Rock:
>Steel: Lucario
>Water: Suicune
Post the most likely (in your opinion) Bug, Normal, and Rock-type Pokemon, and the ones you personally want.
>Likely
Bug: Scizor
Normal: Lopunny
Rock: Tyranitar
>Want
Bug: Pinsir
Normal: Lopunny
Rock: Rhyperior
>>24999247Forretress plos
>likely
What OP said.
>want
Leavanny, Cinccino, Rampardos.
Wants for me would be
Normal : Either Audino, Lopunny or Meloetta
Bug : Either Illumise or Scizor
Rock : Rhydon or Corsola
Likely
Normal : Lopunny
Bug: Scizor
Rock: Diancie (this really feels like something they would pull out of nowhere)
Why does Gamefreak hate Delphox so much in particular?
>People disliking the design because it isn't blatant furbait like Braixen.
>Fennekin and Braixen in Pokkén, but not Delphox.
>Gimmicky Magician hidden ability while the other two kalos starters got great abilities (Bulletproof and Protean).
>Can't learn Thunderbolt, Aura Sphere, Energy Ball...wizardlike moves that most psychic types have.
>Barely better special attack than all the other fire starters, when it's a WIZARD.
>Serena still haven't got one in the anime, and probably never will thanks to contests being kawaii uguu wanks.
Braixen is just more popular
I mean, its pretty clear whylets wait till friday, okay?
Delphox is a shitty third evo and Braixen is great. Same thing with Dewott.
>>24998025
Braixen is like a cute young woman, Delphox is an old hag.
Are you happy for her, /vp/?
>>24997010
Fuck no.
Why do they always gotta screw Delphox?
>>24997042
My nigga
No, go away furfag.
ITT: Obscure pokemon trivia
Vullaby and Mandibuzz bone parts form a skull
Ekans backwards isSnake
I have no confirmation but
To me
Seviper = survivor
Too bad you can't find one without scars
Where do you fit in?
That image is awful.
I just use whatever I want.
>>24995565
What's that?
>>24995577
Probably to catch people by surprise and gross them out. I think that makes sense.
How would you rank ORAS in terms of enjoyment and fun and compared to other pokemon games?
it's my least favorite mainline pokemon game in nearly a decade.
>>24994973
Nice meme m8
I'd give it a 12
Okay /vp/, think of your fav, or a shitmon that you like and make themOU
But my fave IS OUin Gen 1
>decreas sp-atk by 10
>increase sp-def by 10
>give spikey sheild or kings sheild
>give him a move that allows him to Def
>>24994941
>Probopass
Levitate, Recover, and +20 going from Speed to Sp.Atk
Trading, Breeding, Battling, Autism, and Shitposting
Giveaways, Circlejerking, Mystery Eggs, and General Questions
Pokémon WiFi General - /wfg/ - Old Thread: >>24987571
A guide for beginners and mentally incapacitated folks alike: http://pastebin.com/pEt2326i
>Hey OP! I've been looking for a place to give out or collect breeding leftovers.
People are encouraged to dump their free leftovers here. Don't hesitate to ask for anything being given out for free.
>Hey OP! I like hacks and clones! I also want to add you for for Friend Safari ;))
There are other threads for those things.
>Hey OP! I like posting text lists!
Text lists are shit. Copy and paste that into an image or a pastebin if you have to.
>Hey OP! I like shitposting and circlejerking, but I don't want to clog the thread with my nonsense. What do?
Obligatory link to the perma-dead IRC: #wfg on qchat.rizon.net
Common Answers to Common Questions
> Talonflame has access to Flame Body and Fly, use it.
> Move Tutor/Deleter are in the same house in Dendemille.
> Name Rater is in the town near the Breeding Centre
> The Daycare is on the route after the Snorlax encounter.
> Skrelp/Clauncher (I'm assuming they're caught in the same place since they're exclusives) can be caught with a Good Rod off the Coast of Cyllage City.
> The Good Rod is in Coumarine City.
> Sail Fossil is Amamura, Jaw Fossil is Tyrunt.
> Ditto is in the PokéPark area at the end of the twisting woods. It's just before the 8th gym.
> Don't ask for Mega Stones for derps, you're not going to get them.
> Happiness checker is in Laverre City in the Pokemon Fan Club.
> If you're going to trip/namefag then make sure your in-game name is the same as your trip/name, it gets very confusing.
> Masuda method is ONLY based off of languages. Actual area does not matter.
> IV Guy is in Kiloude City pokecenter.
Anybody else excited for the upcoming Mythical distributions?
>>24994268
We the Skype group think it is a good thing
Masuda ect
I was debating on getting a New 3DS, I've made my decision.
>>24993305
nice blog
>>24993305
where to get?
>>24993305
Can someone explain to me what this includes? What's a new 3ds anyway?
You wake up and find Roxie/Homika in you bed...what do?
>>24980171
Punch and tell that dyke to get out
Unprotected sex is the only answer
/Roxie thread
Also wouldfug
>News/Important Info
-Menuhax and Browserhax are BACK, working up to 10.3! As we've learned from before, do NOT rely on browserhax exclusively because Nintendo can push an update at any time, install menuhax and/or ironhax (see under) ASAP!
-Exploitable Ironhax is downloadable again for 10.2+ users but will be taken down really really soon so rush the fuck out. Download the newest starter kit obviously, install menuhax, run it (for some reason doesn't work on other hax's) and use the "eShop - old version downloader". This is highly recommended if you don't have OoT/CN because it can't be patched.
- Firmware downgrades are now possible through use of sysupdate. You can go here for more info. /vg/hbg/
-CCC presentation, good watch: https://youtu.be/CzVZgdkzBn8
-eShop/NNID login only works for 10.2+
>Homebrew Flowchart, also contains useful links (CHECK THIS BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS)
http://reddit.com/3vnn2v
(if you're at <=9.2 and want to do kernel/CFW stuff I recommend first going to >>>/vg/hbg instead)
>Read before requesting Pokémon
http://pastebin.com/f7gZhpU3
>PKHeX directly on the 3DS throught Homebrew Launcher (WIP)
http://gbatemp.net/threads/405302/
>PHBank, free Pokébank alternative
https://gbatemp.net/threads/398718/
>Homebrew Instalation, has instructions to install all main *haxs
https://gbatemp.net/threads/395652/
Smealum's site: http://smealum.github.io/3ds/
>What is this
Inject Pokemon into your XY/ORAS game using Homebrew.
>What do I need
Any XY/ORAS game.
A PC with a SD adapter.
A way to access homebrew.
Brains.
>Instructions on how to inject and general info (DON'T BE A LAZY FAGGOT, READ THIS)
http://pastebin.com/SYAcZLNQ
http://pastebin.com/FWSxVMue (for web exploit users)
>For ROM-hacking stuff
http://pastebin.com/zmH9KsGd
If anyone tries to trick you into going to /wfg for injection, it's a troll.
Last thread: >>24914075
Just got CFW running on 3DS.
Pirates ahoy!
>>24947861
Congrats.
I'm installing Dray's ORAS hack right now. Can't wait to play it. Loved his other hacks, but was bummed when he never made an X/Y one. I don't care much for ORAS, but having the difficulty ramped up and access to all Pokemon will be great.
Debating trying to nuzlocke it blind.
>>24947873
I'll pirate ORAS soon, think I should go in with Dray's hack already?
ALSO:
Since ORAS is a Legit .cia you can install it. Don't have the guide here, but >>>/vg/hbg should help.
Since the board is so dead anyway I thought I might as well do something fun. I don't think this thread has ever been made before. So, I'm going to dump my 357 fanart images for Pokemon Sage (a.k.a /vpmagg/, a.k.a CAPX, a.k.a Pokemon Purple and Violet).
If you want any update kinds of things I can try and get those to you too I guess.
>>24994609
There'll be gifs, and sprites, and sketches and a wide range of other stuff here fyi.
Where are the Phox thread? It's friday already!
>>24967134
no
>>24967115
>not allowed to post pokemon on pokemon board
Oh, come on.
Implying frogposting is a less cancer than furfags.
Fennekin cutest scarf!
Lucario thread
Other one hit image limit
>>24920012
Cheers m9.