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>we never said roothoot was real
>>26293554
It's weird how roothoot and finpip are kinda close to what we got. Cubble is just strange
>>26293613
it's really not
Roothoot IS real, you dumb denial fuck. It's obviously the evolution of Rowlet. Deal with it.
Why are Soda Pop, Lemonade and Milk better for your Pokémon than Fresh Water?
Sodas give kidney stones of healing and fertility obviously
Because it's not lemonade, it's piss.
Because it's a game, not real life.
My uncle form Nintendo leaked me picks of the next starter evos
Are these reel desines?!?!?!
>>26293549
are you calling me a liar?
This is impotant have they been leeked? Nintebdo have really mistake with these!!! The nose is not fitting so well atall! Nose is gross
I've got 2 more
>>26293443
do USA codes work with EU games?
Is everyone ready for the third legendary and protector of Alola to be based on a snail?
>>26293426
Why the hell would it be a snail, anon? Even the scorpionfags make more sense
>>26293460
>This genus of tree snails live in Hawaii, and all are endangered species. They were once abundant. They were mentioned in Hawaiian folklore and songs, and their shells were used in lei and other ornaments.
Also they don't have a gender, just like legendaries
Change the skull to a tiki head
Will you name her/him after your cat?
>>26293372
>owning a cat instead of a dog
Spot the virgin weeb.
>>26293372
Is that on it's cheek a fucking mouth?
>>26293372
No.
Pic Related.
>Lion was for the furries Obviously
>SpaceBat was for ???
>>26293266
one legend is always cuter than the other. it's for people not into TOXIC masculinity.
>>26293266
Edgelords, notice the skeletal appendages.
Hot Topic customers
>mega evolution is an kid bait abomination that goes against the very core of what the franchise represents and only exist to sell more toys of "popular pokemon"
Prove me wrong, vp.
protip:you can't
>babby's first bait
remember to sage
>>26293238
friendly remainder that megaevolution
>reduced the number of new pokemon we get each gen
>killed cross gen evolution besides the promotional eevee
>made the power creep even more powerful
>it's only given to popular/mascotte pokemon anyway
>>26293281
>only given to popular/mascot pokemon
yes such as mawile, kangaskhan, altaria, glalie
shut the fuck up idiot
This mothafucka will evolve to a Water/Dark or Water/Ghost pokemon and will kick everyone's asses!
#TEAMPOPPILO HERE!
>>26293219
>implying it won't stay pure Water
Nearly two decades of life and this falseflagging is the best you can do. That's the cultural output you managed to acquire.
Jesus. Just end yourself.
>I chose poppilo
>we are getting a tropical region twice after oras
>our rival is even worse than before and picks a starter to our advantage
>small as fuck region
>game still lags in battles (bat legendary attack)
>shitty theme music like it was made in couple of minutes
This game is going to be even more of a disappointment.
>>26293206
>small region
stop this meme
>>26293206
So, did you skip right from HGSS to ORAS?
Both BW and XY featured 2 rivals, one that picked the starter to your advantage, and the other picked to your disadvantage.
The rival in the trailer is thus clearly the Bianca/Shauna of the game.
>implying Hoku only chose one starter
Obviously he took the other two to fuck you over
So now that hype has died down a little.
What new Megas does /vp/ expect to see in Alola?
zero
nada
none
nothing
Mega Alomamola because Alola.
This is really beyond a joke at this point.
Is it even legal to keep straight up lying to people about your magazine's contents?
WHY ARE THEY STILL IN BUSINESS?!
WHY IS THIS TOLERATED?!
>>26293129
It's not like any of us are even their customers or that Pokemon news is their main draw. As long as little Japanese boys buy it for the actual manga, they won't care.
Because fuck off.
Pokemon only takes up like 6 pages in the 300+ page magazine that is CoroCoro.
Only autists like you get upset over this.
And none of the statements in the magazine were lies. They started the Sun and Moon segment, then we got a big trailer in May.
I'm sure if you return your copy you can get your money back.
What's your favorite pokemon milf, /vp/?
>>26293084
>Pokemon Milf
>>26293084
Screw that, I'm fucking in love with that Lunaala fanart.
>>26293084
Miltank.
So I'll need to start the Mew glitch twice. Once for Mew and again for the third Eevee form since I only have one person to trade with. So I fly away from the guy on route 8, beat the dude on route 25 and get Mew. But after that then will the guy on route 8 still want to battle? If so, I can start the glitch again and go fight something to get the right special stat for the Eevee form I need. But if the guy doesn't want to fight again then I don't know what to do. Walk me through it?
I think you can use that same dude again . . .
You need to teach her Crabhammer.
:(
>>26292989
I have no problem with it.
It's like a water puppy.
i like popplio, i even drew a picture.
>>26292989
It's my second favorite starter after Totodile
