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Post the pokemons you like the most to play competitively or not
Excadrill goes on everything
Since its debut, I've always had a lot of fun using Galvantula.
>>26119328
Dedenne, with cheek pouch, recycle, nuzzle and charge beam holding a citrus berry
"Do you still hate me? :'("
>>26119251
>somebody took the time and effort to draw this
why
>>26119274
Because I always break your game when you catch me.
>>26119251
ooo, edgy
Have you met my wife?
>>26119208
of course
>>26119208
Hey, that's the girl a fucked last night! She's your wife? Shit, sorry dude, I cane inside her. Hopefully she doesn't get pregnant.
>>26119295
came*
Why are you guys so autistic? /vp/:
>lol fake fire starter leak wtf is this
>lol crabhammer
>lol i love gen 5 it was my first pokemon game
>lol owl fags
Every board has its shitty memes, don't try and act like /vp/ is alone in this.
Also, its a board about POKEMON. A board where grown ass men and women talk about a game made primarily for children.
And you're asking, in seriousness, why we're autistic? Are you a fucking moron?
>>26119096
No other board's memes are this forced and spammed, don't fool yourself.
>>26119088
Look at the anime threads.
Look at the pokegirl threads.
There's your answer, stupid.
Check serebii RIGHT now.
You are fool.
>>26119074
RIGHT now
Another shot, this one with names check the registered trademarks on twitter. I'm risking my job here.
Can't pick between Hilbert and Dawn.
>inb4 the thread devolves into the same autism as the regular pokegirl threads
http://lineblog.me/masudajunichi/archives/3120585.html
It's fucking nothing
He's just recreating the Direct trailer for his blog followers. There's nothing else. Masuda wouldn't randomly post new information just on his blog.
I'm so desperate for news and yet
Why people find this pokemon attractive? Without an human body?
>>26118858
> Without a human body
And?
>>26118858
Why do any of you furfags find Japanese cartoon animals attractive?
>>26118858
Google "zoophilia"
Why do all the R/B OSTs have a bunch of pokemon playing over the music?
https://youtu.be/WnI7skE4_9k?t=15m10s
Because those were ripped from the game and pokemon would make a cry every few seconds to indicate what you would run into next.
>>26118732
>pokemon would make a cry every few seconds to indicate what you would run into next
Pretty sure the in-game version has no pokemon playing.
I don't hear it, where?
So how do you name your pokémans? Are you thematic? Try and be clever as possible with subtle referential names or just go "I think he looks like a Spoons to me" and hit A?
>>26118570
I always name my Arcanines 'Fukani'.
I always nickname my Pokémon with the name of another Pokémon species. My Mewtwo, for example, is called Boldore.
>>26118663
Why would you do this after Gentoo?
Press 'F' to pay your respects
>>26118459
Ok I pressed it, now what?
>>26118462
Wanna go and get a pizza?
You were avenged at least.
F
>Literally uses the model of an existing Pokemon to make a Fakemon
>/vp/ believes it's real
>>26118397
Yeah, the fakemon from the right looks like shit.
>M-muh insects!
>>26118397
>Adding fuel to the fire with a weak shitpost for no reason
>>26118397
That actually only makes it more likely to be real
This is my first time coming to /vp/ in a long time and I'm seeing a lot of stuff on these supposed leaks.
Does anyone have the history of the owl and such?
>>26117978
>history
Despite what anyone will tell you, there is none
>>26117978
People posted 20 different fake leaks
people started shitposting the owl
for some reason they think large amounts of shitposting is evidence is to why it's real
that's about it
>>26117987
I understand it may be fake, just wanna know the timelines. I'm a skeptic and don't believe most leaks but I did believe the gen 5 and sm4sh leaks.
However, leaks like sm4sh were huge and had people in denial. Despite video footage and dozens of images. Still, denial.
From what I've seen, trademarks seem to match up with some images posted on 2ch a while back. Also there's a blurry paper that looks like the owl? If this is all there is, then believers should be much less harsh versus the deniers.
Theme is “Old Tradition VS New Exploration”
New region is based on South East Asia with one large peninsula and many smaller islands.
Main Legendary is a Ghost/Fairy type that has two dashes for eyes and is a hurricane-like appendages with many arms and hands.
The new “Team” villains are described as a bunch of “Sohei Zelots”-types who have discovered the player’s best friend as a reincarnation of a special type of person who only is alive every 100 years. They believe the old system where people were given a Pokemon egg and they stick to that Pokemon until they die and who’s function in society dictate what role that person is. They are against the “modern” trend of Pokemon Trainers and capturing multiple Pokemon and are making a holy pilgrimage to evoke the old Legendaries to turn everything back to normal. They keep the player away from their friend, saying the special one (who can do amazing things like mega evolve Pokemon without the use of a mega ring) only love is that of Pokemon and not people. It is planned to be reveal later that for the special one to fulfill their role in society they must be mortally sacrificed to awaken the legendaries.
There is a “Stone Slowking” statue that is a parody of the Reclining Buddha at Wat Pho, Thailand. Variety of Pokemon Gyms, one is a mail system that only uses flying types and focuses on sky battles. One only uses baby Pokemon, one is implied to be a real vampire and uses Ghost and Dark Pokemon. There is also a military like leader who uses Fire and Steel Pokemon. New Pokemon Type similar to Shinies, no details yet on how they work but I’ve been told they “change the game significantly”. Pic of proof. New stone type Eevee. There will be one More. Poison.
Still better than southern Kalos and poke Hawaii
>>26117939
>The new “Team” villains are described as a bunch of “Sohei Zelots”-types who have discovered the player is a reincarnation of a special type of person who only is alive every 100 years.
Fixed That For You
That's just the plot of the fake leaks from years ago Plus and Minus
Pokemon Sun : Amaterasu
Pokemon Moon : Tsukuyomi
We'll have a Susanoo legend lined up in there somewhere. Maybe possibly a Rasengan reference somewhere. Genius!
You do realize that these gods are actual shinto gods, right ?
It's possible they might like the versions to them, but they're far from being exclusive to Naruto.
Heck, even the whole "jiraiya/orochimaru/tsunade" or kaguya crap are based on japanese folktales.
Yeah, but pointing out a God coming out of another God's Nose aren't exactly fun though.
>>26119650
>Doesn't know how to reply
You might as well carry around a neon sign that says "I'm a newfag".
