Need cheering up /vp/ can we have a cosy thread?
All I got since I changed harddrives, but I hope it helps
>>25065395
Thanks man, appreciate it
Why doesn't Zorua have toes?
>>25065369
Toes are disgusting.
More important question
What the fuck is going on with Growlithe's toes?
It has toes in its back feet, but none in the front.
>>25065369
Because of Evolution and Adaptation
Can we have a thread for yokai pokemon?
Pic related, they're chouchinobake.
Uh, sure. Moshi moshi ching chong senpai baka desu ne.
Yare yare daze, arigato.
>>25065381
Domo bukkake speciar-desu
>>25065365
Sounds good, pic related are based in Red Saitama and Blue Saitama.
why hasn't Gamefreak made a game that includes all the obtainable pokemon yet? the romhacks show that it can be done but why can't the developers do this?
Because there will always be that one schmuck who buys both versions.
Same reason we will never get a game that has all the regions
The game will have so much content, that the next game will be stupidly expensive to make, because it will have to have atleast an equal amount of content to not be disappointing. But if it did, people will be disappointed because 95% of the content will be the same content as the last game.
Gatta skimp on content so you have more content for the next game.
>>25065343
Because it sells more copies and encourages people to trade.
PART 2.B
Sorry i overslept, lets get this show on the road.
The pretense of our story:
“Legend speaks of a powerful Pokemon, one that ruled the skies and fought to bring balance to the world. Truth is such a Pokemon did once exist, but over time its strength, power and mysterious disappearance became nothing more than speculation of myth and legend. However, as many prophets foretold, Rayqyaza would one day return...”
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOplease make me feel better based storyfag ;_;
>>25065313
...and when he returned, he was so ugly that everyone died.
THE END
>Fan gets Aerilate
>Wash gets Scald instead of Hydro Pump
>Heat gets Heat Wave
>Mow gets Seed Flare
>Frost gets Frost Breath
>default form goes up 80 BST to match its other forms; +15 attack, +20 sp. attack, +39 speed, +3 defense and sp. defense
How much better are they?
>>25065302
You really think this needs more buff?
>>25065302
>sneaky pebbles still shit
>banned to ubers
>no change
>pebbles
>use jolteon
>>25065302
rotom's normal movepool is poor
only viable moves are swift and maybe uproar
He /vp/ I finally got my laptop back from the police so my access to the Internet has been limited to my phone. So, I've been away from the meta for about three months
Can someone catch me up on any big changes?
>>25065277
>got my laptop back from the police
Wait whut
>>25065303
I was under investigation for a work-related thing that I was declared innocent of
>>25064422
We know Pokken is coming out in Mid March, the 18th I think. The Arcade controller is coming too on the same day. Local play is locked to 30fps and somebody has to use the Wii U gamepad. Online and arcade are 60fps.
No Z yet
Red Blue and Yellow are coming to eShop, getting a bundle in the US.
A lot of legendary Pokemen are being given away
Pokemon GO is still set for a 2016 release
Thats pretty much it to my knowledge
ITT make your own ideal gym team. It can describe yourself as a gym leader or be some OC you cooked up
>Normal mode: Include your type, which Pokemon you use, general theme
>Hard mode: Actual movesets for your team based on where you fall in the gym leader roster (e.g. if you're a fourth gym leader, you should only have 4th gym difficulty etc)
>Overachiever Mode: All of the above plus badge name, detailed gym puzzle and pre/post battle dialogue
Rate/hate/etc based on whatever criteria you like
>>25065211
Type:
>Steel
'mons:
>M-Metagross
>Forretress
>Bronzong
>Magnezone
>Steelix
>Lucario
Fuck poison types
>A sandwich chef who specializes in the Fighting type. To make a perfect sandwich requires speed, care and physical aptitude; this Leader brings these traits to the Gym as well. He fancies himself an artist and believes certain things must be done in a perfect manner.
>7th gym
>Toil Badge
>TM: Low Sweep. It's my favorite move.
>The gym is a warehouse of various food products and paper goods boxes. The food products can be pushed around like a strength puzzle. Only by arranging the foods in a proper sandwich row (bread, sauce, veggie, meat, bread, IN THAT ORDER) can the player move on to the gym leader.
>Before battle: "Welcome! To make a perfect sandwich takes a lot of care. But what about a hundred? A thousand sandwiches? That takes momentum! I take it you want a battle? I'll serve one up right quick!
>Breloom
Stun Spore
Force Palm
Low Sweep
Headbutt
>Primeape
Assurance
Swagger
Low Sweep
Karate Chop
>Hitmonchan
Thunder Punch
Ice Punch
Fire Punch
Mach Punch
>Toxicroak (Ace)
Low Sweep
Sucker Punch
Poison Jab
Swagger
>After battle: "Every battle is a balance between momentum and care. You've displayed a perfect balance. Here it is, your Toil Badge!"
>Local mobster looking to get into the gym running business, sees potential for good money in battling trainers.
>Type:Dark
>Theme: Mafia/Gang
>Honchkrow(lv.36)
Night Slash
Wing Attack
Swagger
Dark Pulse
>Crawdaunt(lv.32)
Razor Shell
Night Slash
Double Hit
Protect
>Spiritomb(lv.38)
Shadow Sneak
Dark Pulse
Hypnosis
Dream Eater
>Gym Puzzle based around gambling.
>Literally all of it is 100% luck.
>You have to pay a certain amount of money to progress through the checkpoints to reach me.
>You can either battle a trainer for the exact amount, or gamble to win more with what you have.
>If you don't win the roulette you will obviously be forced to fight, but it is possible to win all 4 roulettes and reach me without fighting anyone.
>Pre-Dialogue
"Hope you brought a lot of cash, kid, 'cause I plan on taking whatever you got."
>Post Dialogue( My Victory)
"Feel free to come back with more cash, maybe bring some friends along too."
>Post Dialogue(My Loss)
"It'll take me forever to build my savings back up! Don't come back, you're banned for life!"
>TM: Dark Pulse
>Badge: Coin Badge.
what went wrong?
Should've gotten Tri Attack.
Oh, and Psychic was nerfed.
psychic should be neutral against steel, grass should resist rock and maybe fairy.
20-30 more hp.
>>25064891
He was primarily used for Psychic attacks and sleep status, but he's simply outclassed in both areas now.
Trade - Battle - Breed - Shitpost -Blackjack - Hookers
This thread isn't for Hacks, Clones, or Friend Safaris. Don't fuck around, and as always, kill Hitler.
A more in-depth explanation of how the thread works: http://pastebin.com/8ZKVZfFf
>>25064622
way too early
>>25064627
I'm fine with anybody as long as they trade them back (only 22 to go for my livingdex). What's your fc?
Never ever
Holy shit...
How'd you guess, opee?
>>25064450
filename
Why are the "Beauties" in ORAS literally just hookers?
What does "Beauty" mean to you, opee?
>>25064416
>ORAS
>Kalos
>>25064423
Hoenn is literally Brazil, which is even worse
Opinions on Fire Red?
I've never played Red, and I'm not sure whether I should play the original or the fire red remake.
They're different games.
I'd play both if I were you.
The remake is just like the original, but better. That isn't hard though since Kanto is the worst region anyways.
>>25064291
It's good but I like the original for nostalgia reasons.
how do i evolve my espeon to sylveon???
Sex
>>25064237
get it to two hearts in amie and be sure to level it up with a fairy-type move (baby-doll eyes, charm) and during the day :^)
>>25064237
You have to defeat every fairy type with it, then talk to Professor Sycamore after teaching it Baby-Doll Eyes, Charm, Dazzling Gleam, and a blank 4th moveslot. He'll tell you that it looks like your Espeon has "gained the power of its defeated foes" and offer to "more appropriately calibrate" for you. Click yes, then he'll tell you to wait outside the lab, as it will take some time. Go back in and he'll give you your new Sylveon!
I guess?
This is a mess, but I have a hypothesis:
Pokemon Z was tentatively planned for a 2015 holiday release almost immediately after (or during) X and Y wrapped up development in keeping with the annual release schedule, but comparatively poor reception to ORAS forced them to rethink this strategy and spend more time on development.
At this point it was slated for an early 2016 release, and development of tie-in material (anime, etc.) was scheduled to coincide with the release of the new game. But since then, GF central has gone radio silent, which leads me to suspect something fucked up on the game development front and it's probably been internally pushed back to sometime later this year, but this setback happened too late to delay/alter the anime and other tie-in material, which continues to release on its original schedule.
This is why the anime is introducing new forms and using "Z" in its advertising, and why Corocoro showed off Mega Zygarde so early, etc., because GF probably planned on having Pokemon Z out on store shelves sometime in February/March, before whatever this setback was occurred.
>>25064126
They probably also have to redo some stuff that happens in game because of the Paris attacks last year.
>>25064153
Like replace the tower in Lumiouse with a mosque and make all NPCs Muslims?