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The Pokemon you've selected in Amie is going to use a random attack on your dick. (Or analogous reproductive organ if you're a grill)
Use "All Attacks" mode of the site below and generate 1 attack.
http://thousandroads.net/misc/metronome
How fucked are you?
>>25053342
Brine.
My dick gets soaked in Vinegar?
>Zen Headbutt
I don't care what pokemon did that it would hurt like hell. I would probably die from pain.
>>25053342
>Flamethrower
>fuck
What "new" types do you think would be acceptable/would like to see?
The only good one there is maybe light. Maybe.
>>25053322
I dunno I saw a pretty good discussion on /vp/ that convinced me that sound was pretty viable.
Almighty
Anons! After lurking here for a bit, you have sparked my interest in pogemans again.
I have not played anything since Emerald.
What games from the series are worth it fully to play?
(Friend said HG/SS was shit)
>>25053229
Your friend is shit. HG/SS is excellent.
But BW/BW2 are even better, so play those.
Flip a coin Tbh.
Heads - ORAS
Tails - Wait for next game
>>25053229
Play BW2 or ORAS.
>pokedex says garchomp can fly
>it's been seen flying in the anime
>can't learn fly in the games
why?
It can't transport someone
>>25053223
>can't learn quick attack
>can't learn extremespeed
>can't learn acrobatics
>can't learn dragon dance
>can't learn agility
>can't learn sky drop
>can't learn rock polish
Being a Garchompfag is suffering
>>25053223
by "fly" I think they just meant that it can move very very fast, and the anime creators are just idiots
Alright you big gay nancy babies it's Thursday and I'm gonna get fucked up and play BlazeBlack. I've never played it and have no idea what to expect.
This WILL be a Nuzlocke, with the exception of a few homebrewed rules:
1. The "one Pokemon per route rule" applies, but instead of catching the first Pokemon I see, I will list the available options and /vp/ will decide which to catch.
2. I'm not allowed to buy anything except balls.
3. I will be taking one (1) tall shot of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum WITHOUT chaser every time a team member diesand whenever a post contains both dubs and the words "fuck OP"
Fuck you I already picked my name and gender, you guys get to pick everything else. Let's do this. First post picks my starter, first post to reply to first post picks it's name.
Tepig, if dubs name it Goku
>>25053199
Guess it's Goku.
Fuck, op, this sounds like fun. If this is dubs, chug away that shot, and name the first pokemon you catch 'Stamos'
WHY DOES THIS THING EXIST
To make manaphy unique.
>>25053078
I don't really know why it does, to be honest.
>>25053078
to wonder trade and hope a casual gets it and thinks it's neat
Game freak haven't released Pokémon Z yet.
There is no evidence that Pokémon Z isn't coming this year.
There's no evidence that it IS coming, either
According to common sense.
Pokémon XY will have a Sequel.
>>25052930
>all these people presuming that a third version will come
What if they do like they did last gen and make an XY2 instead?
What the fuck was his problem
>>25052929
begins his journey to win the eight Gym Badges of the Johto region and then challenge the Elite Four and Champion to become the region's new Pokémon Master
>>25052951
Not himred
>>25052929
They turned him into a faggot in the remakes.
In the old games he was the reallest nigga there ever was.
did anyone here work on Pokeaus?
i have some old art that i can dump, i'd really appreciate an archive to the work or something.
can we have a nice memorial to the shittiest fan game on /vp/
>>25052894
>implying anyone did anything that can be called "work" in those threads
commencing dump i suppose.
first one of my favorites.
>>25052903
the people who actually wanted to make it worked.
most of it was shitposters from sage and clover who ruined the fun.
Pokémon who need male counterparts.
That's tauros
fucking dip
>>25052861
tauros is miltanks male counterpart
>>25052867
>>25052868
he's clearly trying to start a meme
see his other thread
this board's memes suck
What kind of Battle Facilities do you want to see in the future?
>>25052793
Ones that exist.
>inb4 battle brothel
>>25052821
Kek
![658___greninja_by_tails19950-d6palrg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KT0gNVl.png "658 greninja by tails19950-d6palrg[1]")
Why are all of the Water starters so slow and ugly except for Greninja?
>>25052746
I like most of the water staters. They generally have fun designs.
>>25052746
Most semi aquatic animals aren't known for being fast
>Blastiose
>ugly
nah
Pokémon who need female counterparts.
>>25052707
Did you just forget miltank?
>>25052707
Plot twist. Since ditto its not a natural pokemon. How they are supposed to reproduce in nature?Most of then are Human-shapeso you know the drill.
>>25052718
tricked
Is there a more pointless building in all of pokemon lore then the Foreign Culture Building in Platinum? You can go the entire game without noticing this building even exists because Cyrus or Team Galactic never make mention of it. You don't even find the Gym Leader here you find her in the Beauty Hall.
Why implement a building like this and not hype it up for anything. If anything, you could have made this a location for a special pokemon like Darkrai or Arceus or even Jirachi
>>25052679
We could have? Who the fuck are you talking to?
>>25052679
The Foreign Building (Japanese: いぶんかのたてもの Foreign Culture Building) is a building located in the western side of Hearthome City. It has six benches and stained glass windows. All the people there talk about the grace of life in the Pokémon world, supernatural powers, and the balance of spirit and nature. It seems to be loosely based on a church or cathedral, and is the first building in all the Pokémon games to be so. Respectfully, no music can be heard in the building. In the morning, one can see a piece of the wall jutting out behind the stone tablets on either side of the inside.
>>25052730
>In the morning, one can see a piece of the wall jutting out behind the stone tablets on either side of the inside.
I'm interested in seeing this. Does someone have a picture of this?
My birthday in 2 hours /vp/
My last name translates to water. Post Water.
>Captcha asks about trees
This istreeson
>>25052652
Happy Birthday.
![489Phione[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/msOc9Xa.png "489Phione[1]")
