Pokemon: Then VS Now
POKEMON IS SO MUCH WORSE NOW
DUDE NOSTALGIA LMAO
>Be me
>Fat, kissless, hugless virgin
>Be 34 years old
>No job
>No GF
>Living in my parents' basement, wallowing in darkness and my own filth
>Do nothing all day but beat off to Gardevoir rule 34 and stare at my Gardevoir in Amie
>Diet consists of nothing but cupcakes, I eat them so I can feel closer to GardevoirComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25603961
>Dad is staring at her with pure disbelief in his eyes and mom stops crying
>Gardevoir proceeds to snap his leg like a twig with her psychic powers
>She then rips it out violently with her psychic powers
>Dad lets out a horrifying scream and collapses holding his leg's stump, which only arouses Gardevoir
>Mom is paralyzed with fear, her tears dried up from...
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>>25603965
>She rips off my dick and balls
>The pain is excruciating, but I endure it for Gardevoir
>She prods me, quivering in anticipation
>She penetrates my brand new pussy
>We make love for hours
>I pass out from the pleasure
>I wake up an undetermined amount of time later
>Gardevoir's...
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>>25603965
>penis
>she
wew
Can we have a Hilda thread?
you see.. no
Hilda and the squad
>>25603867
Mei is better
>Sun and Moon is 5 months away
keep dreaming dork
>we know literally nothing about Sun and Moon
>people are hype for it
>people have chosen a version
>people have pre-ordered
>>25603799
u wot m8
Where does this meme come from?
The rival literally never challenge you when you come out from a cave
>>25603527
why does red look like ash? genwunners, op. probably haven't played the games in years
>>25603527
Giovannnis kid does right before you get out of Vic Road doe. Asshole
From the same place where jokes about Prof. Oak asking whether you're a boy or a girl come from.
What are your thoughts on the formerly fully evolved Pokemon? Favorite? Do you prefer most of them to their cross-gen evo or do you think a lot of them were improved? Would their evos have been mega evos if they had been introduced today? Thoughts on Eviolite?
I like Slowbro
I don't necessarily prefer their evolutions, but I'm glad they all got one.
desu, most look as rushed and uninspired as some of the worst Megas.
maybe if Gamefreak just didn't make Pokemon that were absolute shit in the first place they wouldn't have needed to fix their mistakes in such a haphazardly fashion.
Why no one uses Hariyama? Why people exclude him always?
>>25603242
He's fat
Poor defenses and speed.
>>25603242
Cuz hes a fucking annoying
How many new pokemon do you think S/M will have?
Because they don't have to remodel every pokemon like they did with X/Y and because it's an odd gen I expected us to not get fucked this time.
I'd say about 120 new non mega pokemon.
>>25603176
I don't think we'll get more than 100 non megas, of they keep adding 20~ megas per game.
I'd be happy with 100 and just a few megas
>>25603176
50 new Pokemon and 10 new Megas. Calling it.
muh patterns never fail
odd gen - 130+ new pokemon
even gen - <110 new pokemon
Why is Zapdos never mentioned in cucked pokemon discussions?
>in bw2 articuno and moltres both receive hurricane, while zapdos gets fucking zap cannon instead
>in gen 5 the burbs hidden abilities are unreleased, but in gen 6 when they are released lightning rod got replaced with fucking static
>>25602952
>Rain, Thunder, Hurricane
GF actually paid attention not to break it
>>25602952
because even when cucked its still the best of the three by far
>>25602952
Because Zapdos is clearly the best of the 3, he's one of my favourite Pokemon.
Is pokemon good
>>25602914
Yes, Mike.
>>25602914
No, Steve.
>>25602914
Maybe, John.
Does anyone actually defend the design of this Pokemon? It's not just the fact that it's food, it's the fact that it's man-made food (and something that didn't even exist in the Pokemon universe up until the generation it was introduced). It would have been fine if it was based on a Poffin or some other food that exists in the Pokemon universe but this is a fucking ice-cream.
>b-but muh grimer
>b-but muh voltorb
While those designs are pretty bland, they're a Pokemon-style...
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>>25602551
Nice pasta.
>>25602551
Grimer's explanation is invalid, but Voltorb's is pretty decent. Got any explanations for Magnemite and pokemon like Magneton or Dugtrio (namely, the fact that it's just 3 of the previous ones)?
>>25602551
Here's your (you).
I feel like no one ever considers the interface/bag to be an important part of the game's quality. Sometimes they can be in the middle(RSE) great (BW/BW2/XY) or just outright terrible (gen 4/FRLG). Which games do you think have the best interface and why?
I don't think FRLG or gen 4's interface was terrible
>>25602501
do you mean interface or the bag specifically? If you just meant interface Gen V was easily the worst with the C-Gear cool skins aside. The bags are all pretty much the same though. idk why you think one is so much better then another. Unless you mean cosmetically.
>>25602501
I was replaying Platinum and all the useless bags (Mail and Battle Items) are inconvenient, is really annoying how you can't scroll a entire page using L or R, it's also kinda slow compared to Gen 6, which is fast and effective.
My favorite bag is the one from BW2, I think that's the "digital" interface, I like this in all the menus of BW and BW2.
>Blu-Ray collectors edition
>$34.99 retail
>no Japanese audio
Why do they hate us? They did the same with all of the OS, Orange Islands, and Johto Journeys DVD releases as well.
Because Japanese audio doesn't sync to the English video because of all of the minor cuts.
>>25602406
i bought it. they dont even have the shorts.
my old school original dvd release of the lugia movie doesn't have the fucking short.
my now useless vhs copy of the 3rd movie did though.
>>25602406
>japanese audio for american audience
gee dunno why
Grass starter looks amazing
>>25602284
10/10 would pick
>Broccollie
>Collieflower
>Collieriac
>>25602284
I would actually be down for some veggies mons.
When you play Local Battles in the game, one player has to use the Wii U GamePad while the other player can use a controller on the TV screen. Unfortunately, this comes with an issue in that the game's frame rate drops from a locked 60fps down to a locked 30fps to accomodate the increase in game rendering for two separate perspectives. There is a hidden mode, however, which will negate that loss. This is the LAN Battle mode
http://serebii.net/pokken/lanbattle.shtml
>>25602283
That's why it's better to wait on the inevitable NX to play it on.
>>25602283
>from a locked 60fps down to a locked 30fps to accomodate the increase in game rendering for two separate perspectives.
People always point this out on wii u like it's a big deal, but isn't this literally what the concept of split screen has been since multiplayer's inception?
>>25602314
Just about. Mario Kart 64 cut out music if you had more than two players.