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Just drove to braunau and saw this
>>27099882
Now drive to Auswitcz and post some memes
>>27099882
The standard for what counts as a Pokestop is pretty low, desu.
>>27099882
Pokestops are always statues btw. I live in a subdivision and theres six pokestops near me and they are all subdivision signs.
Why are female starters so rare? As a kid I got pissed off about this because I always wanted to have female starters so I could imagine me having sex with them and having half-human half-Pokemon babies.
so they're harder to breed
>not imagining having sex with male babies and getting them pregnant
Shit tastes anon
>>27099851
Species with a lot more males than females tend to have very small populations, so it's probably to signify why these starters can't be found in the wild.
:)
>>27099495:DDDDDDDDDD
>Algida
Hi Greece
>>27099495
Is that your camera or are its colors that washed out?
How come they don't just buff older pokemon that are fairly shitty (eg. Ledian) by increasing and/or rearranging their stats to a noticeable degree in newer generations? They did it for a few pokemon in gen 6 already, but it was only 10 or so extra points in a single stat, which hasn't made most of them any more useful.
to make you mad
i could see them doing another round of buffs this gen. it could be become a regular feature of new gens.
if they gave all pu pokemon 40 more bst, nu pokemon 30, ru pokemon 20, and uu pokemon 10 we would be in a good place. (obviously they don't have those tiers but you know what i mean)
>>27099266
>pokemon will never do regular balance patches
Gen 3 - Double Battles
Gen 5 - Triple/Rotation Battles
Gen 6 - Sky Battles
What new and hopeful not pointless battle will we see in Gen 7
>What is Battle Royale
Scuba Battles
Battle royale
eevee_ground
>>27098756
>XYORAS circle
try harder
uninspired
Make it blurrier.
>Dark type is the only type not represented in Gen I
Why couldn't they just add it to Mewtwo or Gengar or some shit?
Why the Hell would Mewtwo be a Dark type? Its entire design is based around PSYCHIC.
>yfw Sinnoh only has 4 native Fire types
LOL!
Not every regions needs Pokemon of every type, faggot.
and steel . Cause thry introduced dark and steel in gen II
>>27098811
Magnetmite retroactively
>People are already cheating at Pokemon Go
>The top youtube video on how to do it already has 197,000 views and other videos have 79,000 and 100,000
>News outlets and social media are already praising Pokemon Go as the next big thing
>The next big scandal will be the HALF A MILLION PEOPLE getting mass banned on Pokemon Go
>Niantic will be on suicide watch
>Pokemon GO fags will be on suicide...
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>so assblasted about a game that can't stop thinking about said game
Sad.
>>27098658
>Who /rubbing their hands in glee/ here?
When will finally have a sea sponge Pokémon?
I'm getting tired of waiting /vp/
that drake
>>27098580
When will people realize Spongebob is normiebait?
>>27098580
>normal
>not pic related
>pokemon is more likely to be male than female
>therefore all pokemon of that species are male and can only be referred to using male pronouns
Do you call your mom dad and say he and him to your girlfriend as well?
Yes.
Mom is an individual, not a species.
Humans as a species are referred to with male pronouns. As far as people calling the entire species Men.
>>27098283
This
I unironically like them for non-competitive reasons. Only the therian forms, though.
Please tell me I'm not alone.
>Please tell me I'm not alone
Sorry.
Pity bump
>>27098134
You're not. I'm in the same boat Anon-bro.
Therian Thundurus is one of my favorite Mon designs ever. Don't care for the other two, though.
Who /emulating 3DS games on chink builds/ here?
Fuck off Pokemon GO normies.
>>27097995
Me.
>>27098011
Idiot.
>>27098019
What's your damage?
>>27097995
Why when I can emulate the DS titles?
>>27098156
Haven't you already beaten it a whole bunch of times?
>venusaur
creative, simple, good
>charizard
simple, straight to the point, awesome
>blastoise
weird turtle bear w/random unnatural cannons, stubby retarded arms, stubby legs that would barely let it move
>meganium
just tried venusaur again but made it look unoriginal and stupid
>typhlosion
just a badger with some fire sometimes
>feraligatr
awkward...
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>>27097947
wow
I know Idiots were easy to spot but wow.
you stick out like seal clubber at a peta rally.
also blastoise and feraligatr could kick the shit out of charizard and venusaur in a battle, looks arent fucking everything.
>>27097997
they are when this thread is literally about looks you retard.
this is some pretty amateur shitposting senpai
Why haven't you joined best bird, /vp/?
M's Up, V's and I's down cuhhh
>>27097903
>be me
>fucking pretentious hipster scum
>tsk, red vs blue
>too manichean a choice
>bipolarism is the cancer of our modern lives
>only child will fall for that
>choose team yellow
>regret it ever since
I have but I regret it. Everyone in my town is a mysticfag. I wish I picked Instinct ;_;
>caterpie can emit a stench
>doesnt know any stench moves
>>27097880
It's a form of natural defense. It'd be good at dissuading predators but in a combat situation, the opposing pokemon would just be like "Ew. Fuck you" and use an actual attack on caterpie.
>>27098997
>celebrate and hold hands are moves
>splash is a move
>dissuading predators can't be one
>Yanmega can't learn Fly
>Lopunny can't learn Cotton Guard
>Beedrill can't learn Megahorn
>Snorlax can't learn Slack Off
