>>17786027
what fuck

im drinking rc cola reading this

AND HE DRANK RC COLA IN THE FIRST POST

WHAT THE FUCK

>>17786046
Are you bullshitting or serious? Because We are waiting for deputy Xenocrusher

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>>17786027
THIS STORY WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY RC COLA (TM)

Could OP learn how to use the catalog?

>>17786023
There is no other creepypasta thread.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

>>17785937
i liked it before it went full jew
it was best at the beginning when the guy with the funny name read almost all of the stories hes got a sexy voice desu

>>17785946
>full jew
what

>>17785937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA

Probably just got MK-Ultra'd to hell and back.

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>>17785930
>http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com/khq/ODOMDOCS.pdf


Man this is some serious schizo. nice read.

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>>17785939
Nah they exist

I mean, just look at their smiles, that should answer anything.

>>17785876
Deputy Xenocrusher from Oklahoma would kill that reptilian piece of shit you posted.

Well, that's Terence McKenna's theory from Food of the Gods, anyway.

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I've not heard this theory applied to accelerating our development in terms of evolution, but I can easily believe that synesthesia as a side effect of hallucinogenic mushrooms contributed to the early development of language insomuch as sights can be expressed as sounds.

I'm almost certain the manna described in the bible that sustained the israelites in the desert were shrooms.

I'd say it was actually more of a mutator of culture than biological evolution, but cause and effect of those two are debatable.

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You ghay unevopved scorpios..

>>17785743
It's complete wank that no one but menopausal housewives with too much time on their hands and no bull care about.

Both of you react in "similar" but different ways emotionally.

Both of you are scorpios with moon in earth signs, so you may have similarities, but you're also ignoring every other planet and aspects. Astrology is not only sun sign/moon sign.

Moon Virgo-Moon Taurus

Both of you derive security from contact with the earth (gardening, camping, living in the country), from working with natural materials (making bread, using clay, wood-working, using natural fibers) or from developing manual skills and practical expertise in some specific area. You are both rather cautious, carefully analyzing or ruminating over a possible change before proceeding. Taurus, in particular, is rather slow to come to a decision and dislikes changes in the personal or domestic sphere, but once a choice is made, will go ahead with equanimity. Virgo, on the other hand, worries, frets, and is very particular and difficult to please at times. Taurus’s steadiness, even temper, emotional strength, and stability is very comforting to Virgo at such times. Also, Virgo does not “let go” emotionally or sexually very easily, and Taurus, who is more comfortable being sensual and instinctual, helps Virgo to be more at ease too. Taurus’s lazy, sloppy side can be very annoying to Virgo at times. For the most part, however, you are quite compatible.

Sorry for all the typos I did this fast and on my phone

>>17785693
you had a bad dream. nothing paranormal there.

>>17785693
You've just described a typical sleep paralysis experience. Don't worry, it's pretty common phenomenon, and not paranormal at all.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

>>17785508
Okay, I'm curious, what in the fuck just happened in that video? Any info OP?

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>>17785508
Tall whites mastered human mimicry and are amongst US citizens. They have matter manipulation technology.

>>17785508

Old CP. Its from a commercial summerfags.

People say this painting is haunted...

http://static1.therichestimages.com/cdn/568/757/90/cw/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Portrait-of-Bernardo-de-Galvez.jpg

My friend and I found a really creepy painting in his new house and only misfortune fell upon us for weeks until we took it back down. I believe it had negative energy attached to it and fed off our attention, to our own detriment

>>17785410
They also say my anus is haunted by all the dick it takes.

Nothing paranormal yet, but I'm hoping that the more cock I take the better chance we'll have of seeing something, im up to 3 cocks at a time.

There must be some kind of hypnosis for that, good luck, I guess

>>17785323
>I'd like to find a way to send my conscious back in time to when I was younger, but with the memories I currently have now.

I can't really imagine what you want to achieve? Feeling like a child, but with the knowledge of an adult?

>>17785323
Unfortunately you can't as far as I know, your conscience is too intertwined with physical causality. Your destiny is set, your choices are made.

>>17785383
Win some bets?

>>17785118
READ THE FUCKING CATALOGUE
>>17781745

>>17785142
Woah, it's okay. I checked the first page and didn't refresh. Must have missed it, thanks.

>>17785142

That thread is shit. Nobody talked about any of the ritual symbolism, just "lol its just Europeans being weird, lets go back to our astrology thread."

>>17785052
Why don't you check the archives? We get these stupid threads all the time.

Unless you have massive wealth or social influence, why would he want your worthless soul?

>>17785052
where are those feet from OP pal

ypunentered the matrix and by using the blue card you are now plugged in

>doesn't remember something correctly
>must be a glitch in le matrix xD rather than the fault of the flawed human mind
kill yourself

>>17785038
>thinking I believe in the literal matrix and not just using it as a turn of phrase
autism speaks

>>17784952
Hypnotist here, all hypnosis is is a state of heightened focus on an idea or object, to the point that the mind tunes out anything else. Like if you've ever been so focused on a book or movie that you didn't notice someone else come into the room right away.

Honestly I have no idea how he got away with this, most people will not be so affected by hypnosis that they would let a stranger rummage through their pockets.

>>17784952

Here we go. The Government is conditioning us to hate people with powers.

>>17784969

My extreme ADHD/Autism will protect me from this.

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>>17784927
although it DOES sound dumb, i'm not trolling. a lot of choices were done by flipping a coin in the history of mankind. it's a tool for the random to happen.

>/X/