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Hey /x/, does anyone know how to undo a baptism?
My parents are threatening to cut me off unless I get baptised this weekend. But I know it's going to piss off all the entities I've worked hard to develop a relationship with, plus (despite having absolutely nothing against Christianity) I just don't want to be symbolically bound to it for the rest of my life.
>>17423028
a baptism is what you make it, if you don't have the right mindset, it's essentially useless. I'm not even Christian and i believe it isn't something to be forced into
>>17423028
>Please
You have dress in a hospital gown and baptise yourself with old menstrual blood.
Jesus is a total bro. What are you scared of?
This is a "story"
>Divorced relative with custody of daughter
>We watch her EVERY JULY like clockwork as she's only twelve
>Relative and otherwise hotshot lawyer is 'on business' for that month
>My parents are divorced, and my dad talks sparingly but has let me know on more than one occasion that "when your mom and I were dating, and relative was mid-20s, he was doing someting weird with your little cousin tiffany at a family bbq
>implying perversion (relative on my mom's side)
But wait, there's more
>Have knowledge of basic boho grove/elite societies
>Relative possibly attending
>Going to his basement at xmas to grab wine for family party, find and steal freemason ring
Here's the thing, I want to post a pic but can't for 2 reasons I think. 1) Exif data and possibly locating my cousin (if that's how it works, I'm not educated on the matter but hear about it when this site attacks people) 2) If one is true then possible witchhunt could ensue
I've taken a pic of it, scoured google for similar images, can't find shit. All I'll say is it didn't fall out of the gumball machine, it's a thick gold band with what can best be described as rippled in texture. The band doesn't form a perfect circle, but instead is a circle shape 3 quarters of the way around and then flatlines at the bottom with a small upward indent at the bottom. Inscribed on the inside of the band is the word Masonian (I think). The centerpiece is a golden masonic logo backset against some sort of plain black smooth oval. Anyone know if this represents a certain degree?
Last but not least:
>His daughter wore a disney micky mouse necklace, and I asked her "So, did you like disneyland? Micky mouse?"
>She had no idea what I was talking about or ever heard of the place
>Also mentioned innocently "My tummy hurts" and signaled at her nipple region
>Unsure of what the fuck is going on, but he is certainly a powerful man in a powerful city with the connections to possibly make this whole thing plausible
>>17422980
Take a picture, take a screenshot, then take a screenshot of the screenshot, post screenshot. Also, that 12 year old sounds like a 5 year old.
>>17422980
>This is a "story"
all about how
>>17422980
Just sounds like you have the devil in your family.
If you didn't know, Iblis/Satan can keep dead bodies alive past their death and inhabit them with his spirit - living through them vicariously with magic in order to escape Hell and make your life a living Hell.
Your parents could be dead dude.
If they are unreasonable assholes who shill against weed and are alcoholics then chances are they are devils.
Just stay prayed up and don't let them get you angry - it's how Satan keeps his puppets alive, by feeding off your energy/emotions/blood/life force.
P.S., the only member of the freemasons is Satan for this very reason, he just lures people into his cult then kills them and becomes them.
How do you protect against vampires?
>>17422585
Fucking them, eventually becoming one of them, then letting a werewolf fuck your vampire baby
>>17422585
"How do I shit post" the thread.
So I think I have a haunted gameboy. The past few nights I started to notice a weird high pitch wailing in the background while playing Super Mario Land 2. I kind of wrote it off as wind because it sort of sounded like spooky wind blowing outside, sort of intermittent and high pitched. Then I noticed it kept going even with the volume all the way down. I tried it with other cartridges and it seems to be something within the gameboy itself thats doing it. I uploaded a link to a recording I made of the sound, boosted the volume because it's pretty quiet. It's a clear DMG Gameboy with a backlight mod like the one in the picture. Have a listen with your headphones turned up so you can hear it.
Link to the sound:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AtiOENmPDr
Don't know how to say this senpai, but your gameboy is about to break, I am sorry for your loss
so you are using GameBoy in 2016
thats itself a night mare senpai
Has Gunpei Yokoi come back to us?
Midnight in the Desert with Heather Wade
March 1st 2016
Guest Allan Pacheco – Super Natural Sante Fe
>Paranormal investigator and historian, Allan Pacheco, conducts private ghost and history tours in Santa Fe, New Mexico. On these exclusive walking tours, bubbles are burst and you get the insiders look from his investigations and research. Allan is a native Santa Fean; his ancestors were Conquistadors who pioneered the area. To get a feel for Allan’s historical knowledge and his love for the paranormal, his website, santafeghostandhistorytours.com, is filled with data and pictures of high strangeness. Allan is also an actor, lecturer, and author of many paranormal books and articles. His latest book, “Domingo Negro”, the account of how Billy The Kid and the group of outlaws known as The Flint Gang staved off the Zombie Apocalypse of May 1880, in the New Mexico Territory. This book can be summed up as Sam Peckinpah’s “The Wild Bunch” meets George Romero’s “Night of the Living Dead”.
http://midnightinthedesert.com/allan-pacheco/
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id give heather the dick
I bet Hoagie isn't going to do a show today because he's too booty blasted over Trump again.
>>17421917
It's Tuesday. He's doing Open Hailing Frequencies. Expect him to rant about Trump for the first half hour.
Which paranormal entity or event freaks you out the most, /x/? Mine is alien visitation or abduction. I love horror and not many things creep me out but due to scary or weird dreams involving aliens and watching alien movies and stuff as a kid just make them my go to for being freaked out.
death
>>17421802
Werewolves. No idea why. I dont beleive in them obviously but the idea of them terrifies me.Even the crappiest of werewolf movies scare me.
>>17421802
Oh no man, I'm on a diet here! It's been so long since I've eaten a nice slice of pizza...
Mine are demons and aliens when they overlap with demons. I have a morbid curiosity to watch Christian youtube documentaries of the kind, aliens are demons!
Anybody from Long Island or NY know about Montauk or Camp Hero? Not my picture but I just took a good trip out there this morning. Eerie fucking place.
Montauk thread?
For anybody who doesn't really know:
>base erected during ww2 as anti u-boat antiair emplacement
>disguised as fake fishing village
>rumors abound of vast underground laboratory network, complete with mind control and time travel
>bunkers closed to public
>surface given to parks department
>constantly patrolled by state police
>vast underground bunker system for montauk boy experiments
>montauk project and shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Project
I regret not taking pictures today because I didn't think I'd be posting about this, I never fucking post on /x/, but this shit is creepy.
The whole place is pretty much dead quiet; there's maybe one or two guys riding around on a rhino, just patrolling, and some cops sitting in parking lots. There's nothing here to steal anymore; the easy-to-break-into buildings have been rooted through and all the valuable metal is gone.
The big 16-inch casemate bunkers are all sealed with maybe 8 inch slabs of concrete put in front of the doors. Doesn't seem all too hard to get through, honestly. Also, there are manhole covers also covered with concrete all throughout the woods. Without proper tools, you're not getting through.
In the actual radar tower, there's a shaft on the ground floor leading into the basement, but its entirely flooded. Not naturally flooded, either. The radar tower is at the highest point of the tallest hill in the entire camp, and the water rises nearly right to the first floor. That shit isn't natural.
Shameless bump in the hopes that someone might find this interesting instead of the sixteenth skinwalker thread today
A buddy of mine has a story from maybe five or six years ago worth a greentext
>degenerate from high school needs quick dosh
>rounds up 11 buddies, oxyacetylene torches, pickaxes, sledgehammers
>roll out to camp hero
>raid the radar tower for electrical wire (copper), continue to next building, rinse, repeat
>head asshole finds ladder in building, heads to basement
>rips out bundles of wire thicker than your arms
>eventually comes across lights
>LIGHTS
>STILL ON
>nopes the fuck out of there
>cashes the fuck out, buys trucks, lives like a king
>returns a month later
>cops still swarming the camp
>manhole cover returned, recemented, twice as big
I really thought he was lying but he had the receipts. He tore out tens of thousands of dollars worth of copper out of those wires, and they were almost seven inches in diameter. It's still operational down there
>Really really small city
>less than 8000 people
>local news website reports about some citizens claiming to have seen a weird creature
>next day a picture appears
>instantly thought it was some kind o click bait bullshit
>reverse searched
>only 3 matches, all of them about the same thing and with the same dates
>very close to my city
>fuckthisthis.gif
Can you guys tell if it's fake?
I don't think they can photoshop. Last time I visited the city I've only seen some old ladys and some kids playing, they don't even have fucking pavement ffs.
That looks like some retarded starving imp someone had locked in their basement for 3 months and finally let out to shit.
>>17421108
fake man! there are 10 year old phones with better resolution.
if it's a modern phone, the quality would be way better. and how did someone take this picture without getting rekt?
Looks like a homeless man naked wearing a mask or some other BS #NoWerewolf
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>>17420656
Daily dose:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSOWfHHpnwk
>>17420675
Powerful.
http://prabhupadabooks.com/sb/5/17/16
>>17420656
post some scriptures damnit
Have you ever thought about joining, or even starting a cult?
>>17420573
I own a gamer only club at school xD
>>17420580
thanks for that
tried? turned into hella autism, some weird Lolita tranny still thinks hes me to this day, news flash you're not special im also confused as to why I haven't done anything about it
Hey /x Can anyone tell me if they know what to do to actually open this if you understand what i mean, it would help me so much.(pic related)
you don't want to do that man, bad things will happen
Spooky night drives. Road creepiness. Let's have it all.
I'll start.
>Be me about 9-10 years ago. (About 19)
>Me, my girlfriend at the time, our friend Tom and his friend Matt all really want to smoke some weed.
>It was a pretty warm, clear night. Didn't want to sit inside.
>We all get in my old, shitty, 1995 peugeot 107 and hit up my dealers house.
>He hooks me up with a nice Quarter and Tom and Matt buy a henry each.
>grab papers and cigarettes from the shop and decide to go to the lane where we would occasionally go. It is about 20 minutes outside of town, tiny country lane, the woods block off most of the light from the town too. So we can just sit on the roof and bonnet of the car and look at stars and talk shit. Like you do when you're high,
>drive down there and decide to take another lane off this one to go somewhere new
>drive for another 10 minutes and am well out into the middle of nowhere
>find a little clearing next to the road to park on, nothing but woods to one side and a field on our closest side over a hedge, the field is surrounded by woods
>Roll up a couple of fatties and sit on the car to smoke,
>nt worried about getting caught, no one uses these roads much and we were practically on a bend, we would see someones headlights light up the trees about half a mile before they took the bend and could see us.
>smoke a joint together and start hearing noises coming from the woods
>from the woods over the field, sounds like shouting,
>can even see a few lights shining around in there
>They start heading towards us
>they are still a long way off, and Tom and I are stood on the car to see over the hedge.
>figure they will turn when they see us here, just other people out with nothing to do just like us.
>they emerge from the trees, the torches are pretty powerful and reach us over the field. They start heading towards us
Cont incoming.
>>17420221
>tell gf to get in the back with Matt while we watch these guys come towards us, I tell Matt to grab the tire iron from under my seat (just to be safe)
>as they get closer, we can see there about 6 of them
>I'm a pretty big guy, but 6 is a bit much
>Tom and I decide to get the fuck out and not bother with whatever they want from us
>Get in the car and talk for a second about what these guys might want (they are still about 150 metres away on the field)
>decide to just bail, find somewhere else to smoke
>start the engine and pull back onto the road, take the bend and stop dead
>there are about 8-9 people stood in the road blocking our way
>just standing, shining lights straight at the windscreen
>all just wearing black jeans and black hoodies
>cant see any faces, lights too bright, too much shadow
>look behind me and see that the little clearing is going to be taken up by the guys coming out of the woods very soon
>slam it into reverse and make the quickest three point turn of my life, gf and Matt getting hysterical, Tom is just fucused on the ones blocking the road.
>Tells me they are coming towards us
>the guys come out of the field and start towards the car just as i speed off.
>panic like crazy for about 2-3 minutes
>discuss who they might have been. decide to just follow the road and find somewhere else to smoke
>drive for about 10 more minutes down these terrible country roads and find another good spot to stop and smoke
>we're laughing about it now
>skin up and start smoking
>we're all teasing each other, "you were so scared" ect
>I out the radio on just as gf tugs my sleeve and points to something off into the woods, directly to the side of us, coming towards us
>people, 6 of them, with torches.
>cant be the same people
>start hearing shouting, sounds identical to what we heard before.
>They cant have walked through the woods and found us, I was doing 60 for a dangerous amount of time on these roads while driving away, would take them hours.
>>17420242
>when they are about 150 metres away they break into a run towards us
>all pile in the car and have a heartstopping few seconds when I think the stupid piece of shit wont start
>starts up, peel out back the way we came.
>can see others in the woods with torches as we drive past.
>all seem to be gravitating towards the car
>the most freaked out i have ever been in my life.
>drive all the way home and wonder what the fuck was happening.
>found somewhere else to smoke after that.
I have moved away from the area now, but heard some pretty weird stories from other people about that road and those woods.
>>17420221
bump
You are living in an artificially constructed world designed by a future programmer. The entire world you live in us but a holographic reality which is far from being a mirror image to the true reality.
>>17418766
I am the sysadmin
I'm the chosen one, and so's my wife!
>>17418766
Way to rip off the plot of Matrix.
Fgt.
Let's go over Mr. Swansons vanishing again. The kid that got really drunk with some buddies then tried to drive home on some country roads. Crashed his car into a ditch in the middle of nowhere and called his parents for help. Brandon tried walking towards a small town but while on the phone with his dad, Brandon screamed at the top of his lungs "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!" before the call cut off. No answer afterwards, no trace of his body, nothing.
Was wondering if anyone had any scope on Swanson after all these years. I always figured some drunk driver ran him over then put his body in the trunk to avoid any trouble with the law.
>>17418504
>"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!"
It seems like something too long to say for a sudden car out of nothing.
>>17418525
Plus the line wouldn't just die like that. He could have ran away with this as an alibi.
>>17418504
>19
>5'5"
killed himself because he couldn't live with being a manlet
Let's try something here....
Ideas and theories on the weaknesses and/or method of killing, controlling or driving away any supernatural creatures. Let's see the mythologies guys.
Let me throw this one out there to get us rolling: salt works really well for barriers against spirits. But rock salt shotgun? Where did that come from? And what is the benefit of salt versus say, red brick dust or red clay dust which is used in voodoo as a ward or barrier? Why?
Channeling the holy light of god and shaping your arm into a cross should protect someone temporarly if they are being attacked by dark spirits. Chanting mantras like the "The power of christ is present within me!" should hinder any nearby evil spirits :)
Silver for penetrating weapons against beasts
Wooden stake for "vampires"; as well as decapitation
Garlic for warding off the same
Witches need to burn and/or drown
They're the ones I know from history
Never heard of the salt thingy, but I haven't read too much into it, rather just shit passed down.
Ghosts, evil spirits and whatnot are always repulsed via Christ
