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>>17448979
Who?
>>17448987
They are silent and profound, stalkers of the night.
They take what they kill, and they turn it into a sort of homogenized pellet, a furry cylindrical piece of leftover whatever.
From those pellets of amalgamated leftovers, you can tell their presence, but otherwise they are really good at hiding.
>>17448979
They are not what they seem
Heard about this OM practice that has recently sprung up around the world?
Basically it's people, mostly couples that let a stranger diddle your vagina for 15 minutes straight, and the goal is to achieve a higher state of awareness through your vagoo.
What do you think about this? Bullshit and just a cheap way to get off or is there something to it like "aligning your chakras" or some shit?
>>17448974
It's real, trust me i'm a certified guru vagina fidler
Sex with somebody you love can be a proper metaphor for how you should live your life.
All this other stuff, is just power-tripping and attention whoring.
It's really bad that they are making light of the OM (ohmmm) because it is a better teacher than any sexually-minded mortal could ever be.
>>17448974
This is proof that women are really stupid. But this is genius. I must become a teacher.
Anyone interested in hearing my first paranormal experience? (30 mins ago)
>>17448803
You fucking faggot. Just do it.
Not w your faggot animu watching ass. wht happened the Anime show realized it sucked too, and called you a faggot for watching it..?
Relax guys. Lol.
Anyways, since i was young i was intrigued by the Unseen. I know the Jinn and i back them up alot against idiotic pleb Muslims who just love to label them like evil. Which they're not by the way, they're just surrounded by a different lifestyle then humans. This doesn't mean that devil jinn exist, they do. It's just like we have bad evil persons they do too, and like we have good people they do too.
These are by the way the deity's that call themself "dead" to non-muslims.
They're not dead though, they're just non-humans
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A while ago our doorbell would ring by itself and it sounded horrible. Anyway we got it changed and fixed, suddenly today it rang by itself again? What could this mean?
>>17448583
You are experiencing the super spooky paranormal phenomenon known as "faulty wiring". I suggest you save yourself a lifetime of horror and kill yourself now so you don't have to suffer.
>>17448583
its called a short, kinda like when ur brain short circuits and makes you shitpost
>>17448592
We fixed it though
Is black magic real?
Post some proof por favor.
>>17448175
oh its real alright
What's a good place to talk about my views on god? Given it's not Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or really fitting into any of the major religions, nor accepting of any of the other occult forms I know, where's a place to preach my message or talk about god without really bothering people? Especially since nothing is really written down as of yet.
Everywhere you talk about God, you infringe on a much bigger thing as a much smaller thing. You can't know God without something convincing, otherwise people especially of those war-religions you mentioned WILL find offense, as it's part of their religion to find offense with novel ideas about God.
Go find some stoners, they will talk god witcha.
just talk here, make a thousand threads. Our type in google, "religous forum" our "religious board"
Can we have a creepy/eerie/disturbing music thread going?
I'll start with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTCY9IUYCeU
selfbump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go4E4tNGQks
>>17447606
>all that Swans shit
Yeah nah
>>17447826
But those are all frightening albums anon
In the year 2032, identity theft is ruled a class three threat to the global continuum. The origin of this threat is traced and primarily attributed to an event taking place on August 23, 1985; the installation of the first automated telephone switchboard. The event has been classified as the invention of wire fraud, the technique used most frequently by identity thieves. After much fuddling about, an alternate origin point was created that minimized the threat of identity theft. 50 years later the divergences became too great and the information provided by the alternate sequence of events was no longer applicable to tracking activities in this timeline. The information has been collected, secured, and returned to the future for compression and further analysis. No further action is warranted or advisable at this time.
In 2045, after a thorough analysis of wire fraud potentials and following the international use of forward peace organizations, a citizen's consensus will rule the U.S. Federal National Security Agency (NSA) as a class three terror threat due to the NSA's potential to use of wire fraud in attempting to address the global threat of wire fraud. As the primary beneficiary of wire fraud, the NSA will be immediately terminated, pending further investigation. In 2047 the effect will be ruled permanent, pending investigation. That's when it lands on my desk. Since this is a public navigation crisis, I will be obliged to do what's necessary to repair the timestream. In a moment, provided cooperation, we can expose the true extent of the conspiracy. Please show the following memo to
>cont
However, due to a recurring bug in the U.S. Federal constitution, it is occasionally (in some timelines) a felony to threaten a federal officer, so please bring a K.N.I.F.E. to let them know you're serious.
Now would be a good time to acquaint yourself with the phrase "has 'em so tied up in paperwork that they'll be negotiating reparations for the next 300 thousand years."
This message should be considered to have been delayed 24 hours. If the memo has not been cleaned and posted in 48 hours I'll try my best to recover and replicate the information for accuracy's sake. Please note that echoing the memo back in time is not illegal at this time. It concludes with the following sentiment:
>upon convergence of this letter, this and all related threads should be added to my observer's log, here:
>>17356699 (<http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17356699/>)
>>17447493 (cont)
your immediate supervisor. Hard copies only, thank you. We're not in a position to have reason to risk any further wire fraud while we clean up this mess. We've done it without wires before.
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Additionally, in preparation for my March 2016 thread titled "Intelligence Estimates", I'll take some time now to answer some of the unanswered posts that I didn't have time to answer in my...
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>>17447493
>http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17228409
Which technique from subsection 4 of the following:
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/causation-backwards/
does your device use?
Ooh look another time travel roleplay thread.
I am here to spread my message.
First, that to embrace pain is the first step on the path to enlightenment. It was said that suffering was to be avoided, which is to be understood to a certain extent; the subjective decision to engage in suffering is no longer experienced by the enlightened, but an embrace of its purpose and qualities are. So, too, must you not abandon the ideals of the body. Hedonism should be embraced at first. It is through the shock of your failed worldview that you begin to understand suffering, and go on to embrace the pain, fear, and other emotions we foolishly deem negative. So it must be understood from here on that the first maxim of enlightenment is a powerful and personal detachment is to occur after a period of strict and hedonistic attachment. The Buddha, too, fell from grace in this way; all of the enlightened have experienced these extreme ways of living.
>>17447370
The second maxim is to embrace Dualism. Embrace it in both a philosophical and spiritual, actualized nature. Understand through meditation or intellectual pursuits, or physical or artistic pursuits, for there are many paths to a single goal, all aspects of the material world that you experience. Understand it now as a form of reality, and understand separate modes of reality -- such as the mental - physical split.
>>17447386
The third maxim is ego death. A fully actualized monistic experience will shock the mind when we think in dualistic terms, and many practitioners will not be able to advance past this step, for it breeds fear in the hearts of men. But as we have previously embraced suffering to its fullest extent, and have gone on to fully embrace Dualism, we may experience the full benefit of having the shocking realization without the previous affliction.
>>17447406
The fourth maxim is to embrace paradox. Living in an illusory world of perceptions which displays dualistic ideals while at the same time being fully aware of brahman in an actualized sense can be a difficult task. If you can find no way to rationalize what you have experienced, then you are still far from enlightenment. For this is how we go about the noble eightfold path; all of our sensations, perceptions, actions, and so on are made correct through these experiences and our rationalization of them.
would it be possible to remote view back to "ancient" ireland/britain/gaul before Caesar and co. fucked it up, and learn from the classical druids?
>>17447322
No.
>>17447504
/thread
>>17447322
Google a tutorial on scrying. If you find a method that works, let us know.
If the Akashic Records exist, they would contain the information you want. Same deal, if you figure out how to access them, we'd like to hear about it.
I see two fundamental problems, assumptions you've made that you're probably unaware of. First, that the druids actually knew anything worth knowing. Second, that if you viewed the past, how do you know whether it's the actual past or a vision separate from that?
It's Gardner all over again.
A couple days ago there was a thread that had pictures of children during wartime in some country that were covered in dust and bloodied up. They were standing frozen, almost like mannequins. If anyone know what I'm talking about, please post pics
>>17447287
Just look up kids bombed in Chechnya.
>>17448777
checked
Tell me about Baphomet /x/
knights templar were all arrested and they claimed to worship baphomet
some people think they were actually saying mehmet, meaning muhammad, and they were arrested because they were muslim
they were probably arrested because france owed massive debt to them, but it's more fun if they were a cult worshipping the devil/the arch-rival of christianity
>>17446936
But why would they worship Baphomet? Whereby they Christians? Did they make him up? Why would you worship a god you made up yourself?
>>17446922
From what I gather, it's basically a westernized version of Yin and Yang (his arms and the black and white moons). Obviously there is more to it than just that, but that is an important element to understanding it.
Started to see shadow people.
Could not watch time ( could say it but not understand )
Had this odd " soft " feeling around my eyes.
Got my first panic attack at new years eve after work.
Wtf just happened :o.
Get over it.
Second panic attack 4 days ago.
Hard to tell time.
Try to go on, what is happening :S please answer me.
Doctors have no clue.
I dont want to take medicine :/
Sounds like you're possessed
>>17446842
Sounds like schizophrenia.
Sounds like you're a huge faggot
Are we eternal? Is fate just an illusion?
>Are we eternal?
yes
>Is fate just an illusion?
no
anything else?
>>17446764
>Are we eternal?
Probably.
>Is fate just an illusion?
Think about it this way; you would not be conscious without free will.
>>17446764
if were eternal why do we live such short lives?
What ever happened to the Cicada 3301 mystery?
Redpill me, /x/.
The winner was giving a government job and not publicized for security reasons
>>17446441
Why would the winner give someone a government job?
>>17446437
B& & V&
