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Previously on /div/:
>>17437909
>>17439939
Chironymous here, doing I-Ching readings for you all before I pass out:
I just need positive input*** to heal my wounds so that I may help others... and as much of the following as you're comfortable giving me:
***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Locationish
*Query
>>17439948
yo Jambi.
What do I need to do to have a successful career as a freelance artist?
They call me "Vile Horseshoe" as my nickname.
gender: Transvestite
sign: taurus
Description: hair to muh shoulders, white skin, i've got scars. LOTS AND LOTS OF SCAAAARS.
locationish is north america
query is at the beginning.
>>17439948
>*mariah
>*girl
>*virgo
>*brown and black hair, dark eyes, short and white
>*canada
>*reading for me and a guy i like?
We hear a lot about the flat earth theory but what about the hollow earth theory?
>>17435720
Is it possible that the earth is hollow and flat?
>>17435727
whoopee cushion earth theory...
>>17435720
Ever so slightly less stupid. Definitely cooler most of the time though.
>THE EMPOUSAI (or Empusae), MORMOLYKEIAI (Mormolyceae) and LAMIAI (Lamiae) were fearsome underworld Daimones who lured young men in the guise of beautiful women to their beds to their flesh and blood.
>[the Empusae] could turn themselves into beautiful women, in which shape they sucked the blood from their victims and ate their flesh. In this respect they were related to the Lamiae and Mormolyceia.
>LAMIAE, obviously related to the persona of Lamia, the fearful child-snatcher, were handsome, ghostly women who by various sensuous means lured young men to their beds. There they enjoyed the fresh, youthful energy of their victims, then drank their blood and ate their flesh. They were in ancient times the equivalent of vampires in modern legends.
>The Mormolyceia further were said to be able to assume the form of beautiful women for the purpose of luring young men to bed, where they sucked their blood and consumed their flesh.
>>17425065
Forgot source:
http://www.theoi.com/Phasma/Empousai.html
Or, to put it differently, why were mostly females the ones associated with the vampiric and the demonic?
/x/
I'd like to know how to join a secret society other than the Freemasons. I live close to L.A. and I'd like to know some of the other societies I could possibly join so that I can live a more exciting life. Any advice?
>be me
>join secret society
>don't tell others on Internet web forums how to join
>society still secret
>>17431886
Go to new age lectured and get kidnapped.
>>17431886
Rosicrusians or maybe the followers of samael aun weor. You muggt have better luck finding those of the rosy cross, they're pretty red pilled
Hey /x/ Marinefag from /k/ here
Have a few stories I'd like to share from my exploits in Afghan and the creepy shit that I've experienced partying out in the desert in SoCal and in Mexico.
>>17430769
Post
>>17430776
You'd think a marine would be brave enough to just tell his tale and not need people to give him permission
are you gonna post or not
That.
I would pay to see a movie like that.
>>17421673
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.
If you're new, please read the STICKY first!
http://pastebin.com/2Wp1Q074
Thoth, a /div/ reader, made his own tarot and rune guide that he'd like to share to everyone:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ciFuMOVDIkA18d9Rw-Zkklgigx-Y4XzJkGVeMTYWcic/edit?pref=2&pli=1
Remember, each reader requires different information to read you. Look for their posts in the thread to determine what's needed.
Some readers will refuse to do certain readings-- respect that choice.
>Querents: respect your readers and your fellow querents.
>Readers: respect your querents and your fellow readers.
IRC channel for discussion:
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.sorcery.net/#/div/ination
I'll be doing readings too. I just need
>name or preferred nickname
>age
>gender.
>sign
>>17437911
>Mateusz
>20
>Male
>Scorpio
do you need any quesion, or doing general reading?
>>17437916
yeah a question would be great, silly I forget
Does it not make sense that "UFO"s are people from the future, coming back to observe early human civilization?
It would explain the technology, why they do not engage usually and why they have a tendency to probe people; they are trying to figure out how we evolved to what we eventually become.
No, because Time-Travel backwards is impossible. It's sci-fi. Time is not linear.
>they are trying to figure out how we evolved to what we eventually become.
They have time travel capacity, but can't read history books -- so they have to probe people's butts. Makes sense.
>>17435006
Yeah, I can't believe there are people that study evolution right now. Can't they just read some fucking history books?
Hey /x/ I just wondered what the strengths and weaknesses of the zodiac signs are.
>>17431071
12 signs zodiac is a nice square number that is practical but does not allow for alot of nuances in terms of fine tuned levels of understanding.
>>17431071
Are you asking of my combination of weaknesses or just the one of my sun sign. We all have 5 major signs that affect how we are
>>17431416
That's why they have a sign for each planet not just the sun, as well as the ascendant, houses, aspects, etc.
It said "I love you all" before............we're fucked. Don't visit that page anymore. The forum is full of bots. They knew my name. Everyone turned up at once speaking in jibberish and kinda pandering to whatever is behind it all. There is something sinister at play here.
Bumping. Been following this notkill.me thing for a few days now. Wanna know more
I noted this in the old thread about 5 hours ago, no need for another thread you are just asking to get deleted.
They knew your name? Any proof? Also what makes you think we shouldn't visit the site anymore, exactly? Also, what the other anon said, there really isn't need for another thread, but oh well...
How to identify satan and avoid him?
>>17409892
I know of only two forms. One is a charming man in a suit and the second is a beautiful woman in a red dress and red heels. They both dance very well.
He isn't real. No worries.
>>17410121
This.
Next question.
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.
If you're new, please read the STICKY first!
http://pastebin.com/2Wp1Q074
Thoth, a /div/ reader, made his own tarot and rune guide that he'd like to share to everyone:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ciFuMOVDIkA18d9Rw-Zkklgigx-Y4XzJkGVeMTYWcic/edit?pref=2&pli=1
Remember, each reader requires different information to read you. Look for their posts in the thread to determine what's needed.
Some readers will refuse to do certain readings-- respect that choice.
>Querents: respect your readers and your fellow querents.
>Readers: respect your querents and your fellow readers.
IRC channel for discussion:
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.sorcery.net/#/div/ination
Previous bread: >>17429013
Sex readings from every divinator to get me paranormal laid plz
>>17432613
Are...Are sex readings a thing?
>>17432619
Apparently
This is not exactly /x/-tier, but i don't know where to post paranoia questions other than here
Is it possible for a thing such as an involuntary psychodramatic drug-rehabilitation program to exist?
Like a reverse gang-stalking in which is not strangers but known people, and they don't want to hurt you but help you.
They tell your family and friends what to say around you, they hack your phone and computer and mess with the stuff you read online, and make every single aspect of what happens to you relate with the message they want to convey you, in this case "no man can be an island" and "stop smoking, drinking, and doing drugs, you are losing it".
From weird jokes between friends that always seem to be talking about something in your life, to an estranged family member coming back to live with you and projecting your own shitty personality back to you, way too many locusts finding their way into your room, strange people in chats who seem to know exactly how to trigger you, weird conversations between strangers always talking about you, pics of your mom and dad finding their way to the wall of your favourite bar when they say they've never been there. Strangers seating in the table next to you and talking about someone else in a pittyful manner who sounds exactly like you. People who you've met at some point in your life appearing out of nowhere, all working in some shady "community service program", and all having something to say about their lives that relate to your current mental struggles... and many more, i couldn't mention them all even if i wanted, but its like at all moments there is always at least 1 person doing or saying disturbingly personal stuff about you.
As i say, if it were paranoia i shouldn't be feeling it as i know for a fact all this sounds stupid and would be impossible to do, but as much as i feel completely normal for a while, it always come back to ambush me
This does happen. I remember a story about groups in Seattle that ran a game like this
Could also be synchronicity. Reality is a strange place.
>>17432875
Sounds like schizophrenia. Also, stop drinking o.p. no man is an island.
Chimpanzees in West Africa have been spotted banging and throwing rocks against trees and throwing them into gaps inside, leading to piles of rocks. Those rocks do not appear to be for any functional purpose — and might be an example of an early version of ritual behaviour.
"We found the first evidence of chimpanzees creating a kind of shrine that could indicate sacred trees," says Laura Kehoe, a PhD student at Humboldt University in Berlin.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/mysterious-chimpanzee-behaviour-could-be-sacred-rituals-and-show-that-chimps-believe-in-god-a6911301.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3475816/Is-proof-chimps-believe-God-Scientists-baffled-footage-primates-throwing-rocks-building-shrines-sacred-tree-no-reason.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
maybe they start evolving or is some type of landmark.
maybe they're trying to scare bugs out or fill the hollow with rocks to bring up water?
They couldn't get a better photo? Why are they projecting onto chimps. Maybe they consider that tree home and they're bringing their favorite tools home.
Whatever the reason and no matter how smart they are, let us take this time to not forget that chimps are number 1 assholes.
Ask someone who has successfully created a tulpa that has helped me achieve all my goals in life.
Back story:
>be Asian
>growing up parents had high expectations for me... Typical
>performed well academically but still didn't satisfy them
>live in Canada so they can't physically 'tame' me
>mentally start to go into decline because of verbal abuse
*sidenote: verbal abuse may be too strong a word, but they did put me down in a 'constructive' manner
>become consumed with academics
>take Saturday and Sunday school between grade 3-8
>take summer school between garde 3-12
>began studying for SAT at grade 7, which in retrospect was somewhat pointless since the public school administration didn't teach anything close to what was expected on SAT at that time
>private weekend and summer school actually helped a lot in understanding SAT material at that time
>early studying of SAT prepared me well for the test
>score 2321/2400
>got accepted to every university in Ontario (applied to all universities because parents were willing to pay for application fees for all universities... I know right)
>start university career
>parents continue to push me harder
>can't enjoy social life because of the pressure
>everyone partying and getting laid and I'm stuck doing assignments and readings 3 weeks in advance
>realize that I need to enjoy my youth and stop being such a keener
>convince parents that for the sake of my academic integrity, I needed to move into residence at my uni
>they agree and I move out
>fuck yes, finally!
More to come, stfu and be patient its not pre typed
>>17429438
You don't have to reply right now, but aren't tulpas super dangerous?
>>17429438
I'll cut my university back story a bit short. If anyone wants to probe at certain parts of it, I can expand more
>being academically inclined all my life made it difficult to divorce myself from school work and dedicate more time to being social
>connect with a group of people and start hanging out with them more
>slowly start getting into the stereotypical freshman college/university life
>start losing more and more focus on school
>become addicted to being social, probably due to the fact that I was deprived of this since birth
>started drinking
>started smoking cigarettes
>smoked weed
>popped MDMA
>banged rails
>by third year my academics significantly declined
>marks weren't released to parents because by this point I was considered an adult so my marks remained private with me
>convince parents I was still excelling
>4th year I was put on academic probation for 12 months
>getting kick out of uni I had nowhere to go but home
>when I arrived at home my parents questioned why I came back
>came out clean about everything and get absolutely rekt for it
>fall into depression
>uni friends don't talk to me anymore at this point
>start thinking of ways to regain my honor, save face and obtain respect
>reapplied to uni after 8 month into 12 month probation to be considered for the next fall term
>begin to realize (or convinced myself to realize) that I was 2 separate entities
>parents continued to bash me everyday to point where I would beat myself up but I didn't know how to release this so I beat up a part of me
>blame the second entity as being the devil of my soul to have convinced me to jeopardize my life like this
>slowly detach from this second being and continue to hate on it
>12 month probation over, and didn't get accepted back to uni
>fall into depression
>>17429475
You're pretty dangerous. Smoking cigarettes in uni. Wild animal here. But seriously, continue. I'm interested in this tale.