What can you offer me if I call? How do I can call?
If you're not black dont try it
>>17228045
Why?
>>17228045
Why?
Are souls real? Reincarnation? I hope so or else this is all just terrifying bullshit. Is there any reason we exist other than evolution and fucking?
Your "soul" is your fragmented consciousness that has been trapped within this plane of matter due to circumstances out of your control. "Reincarnation" is the cycle of soul trapping, which one can only break through by becoming enlightened to the true nature of reality and ascending to higher planes of consciousness. This reality that we inhibit is nothing more than an illusion that you've been indoctrinated into, through very powerful and old magic that you cannot comprehend.
Although for real I'm just some dumb nigga posting stupid shit...
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>>17227974
Yeah. You stop reincarnation by paying off all karmic debt and connecting your soul to the highest form of soul which would be God's soul.
Human life is capable of more than sex and food, but if the human remains in animal life they will become animal life in their next life.
>>17228023
Why can't animals be closer to god?
Why is it that you are up on a pedestal above all the other animals that do the same shit as humans on a much more efficient scale.
This fish doesn't need to rip up the earth to get laid, he lived and died billions of times to become the jewel that was sought.
There is no good or bad, Karma is action. It is only karmic debt as long as you say it is. It's inertia too, and that's hard to get over.
Curious about spoops in Maryland.
Me start:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatman_(Maryland)
I think the flag's design is bloody terrifying. :D
>>17227906
And this? (from Baltimore Sun)
The Admiral Fell Inn
Handout photo
During his tenure as manager of the Admiral Fell Inn in Fells Point, Gene-Michael Addis has heard some terrifying tales. "The scariest story I heard was having a guest come to the front desk and stating that, in the middle of the night, there was a woman standing over him, just staring."
part 1
Lilburn is one of the most beautiful homes in the town of Ellicott City, Maryland and it is also the most notorious of the town's haunted residences. The unexplained happenings here have
given rise to ghost stories that date back more than a century.. and they still continue today. Lilburn was built in 1857 by Henry Richard Hazelhurst, a prosperous business owner who would go on to make a fortune in the iron trade during the Civil War. As the years passed, a series of tragedies struck the family as Hazelhurst lost his wife and several children. One of...
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a post from the future with a picture from a free app. WOOOW
ayy my birthday
This is legit. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing a lot of legit pics on this board.
>(I know, I abandoned the last thread, sorry about that - I've been busy.)
Welcome to the Paranormal Healing General!
In this thread you can ask and / or give distant healings from / to each others!
Every style is welcome: Reiki, Quantum Touch, pranic healing, Taoist techniques, etc...
RULES:
>no fights
>be nice
>aggressive religious and fedora tipping posts will be ignored
inb4 "why is this thread on /x/":
/x/...
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>>17227164
>About Quantum Touch
They have their own Youtube channel with a lot of interesting videos, so you can check this thing out if you want.
>How to ask for healing?
Just post a request, that's enough.
I don't need your name, address or whatever - your post is a perfect focal point.
>How does this healing work?
Everything vibrates, resonates - even your body.
When I "heal"...
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>>17227164
>>17227169
A few tutorials:
>Neiye, a Taoist meditation:
http://thedaobums.com/topic/843-neiye/
>Reiki self-attunement (not a traditional method, but it worked for me):
http://ajitupadhyay.tripod.com/reiki/self_attunement.htm
>Quantum Touch Youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/QuantumTouch/videos
>>17227164
>>17227169
>>17227174
About Unconditional Love:
I believe there's a level of reality that connects us all - everyone and everything, from the most complicated living beings to the simplest and smallest grain of sand.
I call this (Unconditional) Love.
But there are so many names of this "something": God, Tao, and maybe there are scientific theories about it, too.
Some Anons...
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Hey /x/, so basically, I was on here a few months ago and I saw a thread about a website that streamed horror movies, but the op made it very clear that they weren't generic Nightmare on Elm Street tier movies, but actually frightening indie sort of movies. I saw this and thought "Hey, this sounds pretty cool." and proceeded to forget about it entirely. I'd like to ask if anyone here either remembers the the site or can point me in a general direction. Thanks guys. (pic not related)
bumping for interest
>>17227091
>Nightmare on Elm Street tier movies
I watched the series a year ago, I think.
Didn't really like them.
But I'm not a horror fan, so whatever.
also interested
So I live in an apartment complex in Northern California and I experienced something unusual/off today. I went to take a shower and then noticed a light coming from my shower drain. I thought it was a reflection but it wasn't. There's no space for anyone to work under the floor since I live on the first floor. I went in a little later and light is now off. No one has access to my apartment except for me. Any ideas? Kinda scared.
>>17225730
Set up a camera to record it. Actually live stream in case you go missing.
I'll set up my Gopro tonight to capture anything and post the results tomorrrow morning after I review the tape
>>17225764
Cool. You might have a shower succubus, I'm jealous.
Something strange is happening to me X. Seriously. A few weeks ago I saw something weird in the sky. I need up telling people online and at work. Now, in the last couple of weeks, some guy, who people said is some old guy who won't give his name, has been going around to my coworkers and even reports from my friends, saying that the man is coming to their work or homes asking about me, and seems to know some personal information on me. I am freaking out,that maybe it's a MIB or something from me bragging all over the place about the possible ufo I saw. I've been...
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>>17225552
describe what he looks like ?
>>17225552
you have the skitzo, enjoy your long terrifying descent into babbling piss stained hobohood.
don't worry, you'll die before you hit your 40's at least.
I'm i your kitchen, eating your pop tarts.
Hey /x/. Myself, and 4 people are sleeping over tonight at one of the friends houses.
His sister has been singing in her sleep and she keeps knocking on our door as loud as possible. whenever we figure out what tune it is she changes it. She keeps humming funeral songs though.
We can't leave because she's against the door. We can see her under it. We are all pretty shaken. Help?
Are you all a bunch of pussies or something? Bonk her out with a vase if she's actually gone insane, otherwise send her back to bed and stop being a bunch of fucking weirdos.
maybe she's horny
>>17225043
record it and upload it to vocaroo
Moving to Tennessee soon, anyone know of any good spoops or haunts? Maybe abandoned places of interest?
>>17224365
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_Witch
Only thing I could think of. Where are you moving? I'm from Memphis
>>17224386
Nashville
>>17224365
Nothing of interest in Tennessee besides barbeque, whiskey, and country music (if that's your thing). Outside of the cities, it's just trees. Lots and lots of trees.
...oh. And southern inbreds.
Does /x/ think a zombie apocalypse could (theoretically) happen?
Why, why not, and do you have a plan?
>>17224114
>could (theoretically) happen?
no.
and your plan to take over the big box store is fucking retarded.
>>17224114
I have your real answers about zombies but it involves God, so I'll be curious and ask if you want me to explain or not. Up to you op.
>>17224136
>Implying that was my plan
>>17224139
I'm all ears, Anon.
Hi /x/, I don't come here very often buy I'm hoping you can help.
Lately I can't shake the feeling that I'm going to die soon, but not just die, die for the last time, if that makes sense.
Accompanying that is a strong feeling that this is my last chance to "get it right", I don't know what that's referring to but I can't stop thinking it.
How should one prepare to die, what does all this mean? Hellp me /x/, please
>>17224100
Just do mindfulness meditation
The mind is full of traps and this seems to be like that, meditate will help you to ground yourself in reality.
>>17224100
get a medical check up, think about the bucket shit you'd want to get done, let the people you love know you love them, get other outstanding shit in order, be at peace no matter what happens.
>>17224100
OK how do you live your life, in terms of consumption? PS I don't post on here a lot, and I'm a saviour, so answer truthfully and quickly. I can get your body right to live, or die.
Firstly do you want to die?
Second what do you eat drink and use on your body?
Third do you believe in God?
Fourth where do you live?
Answer these and I will help op.
Looks like were fucked guys
Sorry if i scare anybody but its the truth...
Asteroid 99942 Aphopis With the height on 300 meters is hitting Earth on April 13th 2036
What are your last moments ?
i am gonna quit 4chan and get a job to make my family happy
>>17223496
It even has its own wikipedia page
Habbeding?
>>17223496
>99942 Apophis (/əˈpɒfJs/, previously known by its provisional designation 2004 MN4) is a near-Earth asteroid that caused a brief period of concern in December 2004 because initial observations indicated a probability of up to 2.7% that it would hit Earth on April 13, 2029. Additional observations provided improved predictions that eliminated the possibility of an impact on Earth or the Moon in 2029. However, a possibility remained that during the 2029 close encounter with Earth, Apophis would pass through a gravitational keyhole, a small region no more than about 800 m (~0.5 mi) wide,[8] that would set up a future impact exactly seven years later, on April 13, 2036. This possibility kept it at Level 1 on the Torino impact hazard scale until August 2006, when the probability that Apophis would pass through the keyhole was determined to be very small.
>Preliminary observations by Goldstone radar in January 2013 effectively ruled out the possibility of an Earth impact by Apophis in 2036.[10] By May 6, 2013 (April 15, 2013 observation arc), the probability of an impact on April 13, 2036 had been eliminated.[3] As of October 8, 2014, using observations through February 26, 2014, the odds of an impact on April 12, 2068, as calculated by the JPL Sentry risk table is (1 in 149,000).[3]
Do you have any stories or knowledge about evil places? Or places that emanate a feeling of dread for absolutely no logical reason?
There's this place nearby where I live that's like a grove. There's always fucking huge and thick vegetation there and from within comes a foul smell like corpses. But there's nothing, I've been there many times. I'm so afraid of that place I actually avoid it whenever possible. I feel like witches of old times used that grove to summon and have buttsex with demons or whatever. It's such an unsettling place.
>>17223271
>Do you have any stories or knowledge about evil places? Or places that emanate a feeling of dread for absolutely no logical reason?
my mind
The Superstition Mountains aren't far from where I live, and they're supposedly pretty creepy, but I've never been there.
>>17223271
Earth is an Evil place.
What can you tell me about him?
>>17223226
Try reading the Goetia.
>The Twenty-fifth Spirit is Glasya-Labolas. He is a Mighty President and Earl, and showeth himself in the form of a Dog with Wings like a Gryphon. He teacheth all Arts and Sciences in an instant, and is an Author of Bloodshed and Manslaughter. He teacheth all things Past, and to Come. If desired he causeth the love both of Friends and of Foes. He can make a Man to go Invisible. And he hath under his command 36 Legions of Spirits. His Seal is this, to be, etc.
That's not a lot of information. Any personal experiences, any more information?