>yesterday morning dad asks if I can get the gas container filled
>about to reach for his red debit card and remember him telling me when I first got my license why you should always use credit cards when getting gas
>take his blue credit card instead
>distinctly remember hitting the credit option and getting a receipt which I dont normally do
>when I get home later I was very tired so went right to bed and didnt see my dad, remember pulling the receipt out of my pocket and putting it on my night table
>next morning see him at breakfast, he asks why I used the debit card
>insist I used the credit, he shows me his online account, check my wallet and the red card is in there, go to get the receipt
>receipt is gone
Very mundane but I KNOW I USED THE CREDIT CARD
I also had a lot of weird dreams that night but only remember the 'ability to go back in time for short periods of time and then somehow losing the ability', I have that same theme very often
ypunentered the matrix and by using the blue card you are now plugged in
>doesn't remember something correctly
>must be a glitch in le matrix xD rather than the fault of the flawed human mind
kill yourself
>>17785038
>thinking I believe in the literal matrix and not just using it as a turn of phrase
autism speaks
I mentioned this in another thread but here it is again.
Me and my friend were at a Chinese Restaurant and we ordered a General Tso chicken Dinner and a shrimp lo mein dish. When we both sat down we took out both boxes and set them on the table about two feet apart. he opens the first box and we see a shrimp lo mein dish. it has all the things in there...noodles shrimp. Fried rice. He closes the box and opens the other box. Inside that box is a shrimp lo mein. Shrimp. Noodles. Fried Rice.
"oh" I think "they must have mixed the order." I was just about to say this when my friend says out loud "looks like they made a mistake and gave us two..." as he opens the first box again. Inside of it is a General tso chicken order. General tso chicken, white rice, and an egg roll. He froze and looked at me...I looked back at him...and we sat in silence. it took us five or so minutes to collect ourselves. I have no idea what the fuck happened.
ITT: ID10T errors, nothing more.
Heres some things i got
>A buncha people in the street were talking and suddenly freeze for about a minute.
>saw a leaf floating mid air in a park.
>start drawing once around midnight and suddenly its sunrise.
>>17785027
Maybe you died in the universe you used the credit card and slipped into a parallel universe where you used the debit card.
I watched the first series of sky arts portrait artist of the year thinking it was the second series because I remembered watching it the year before.
blue card or red card?
the red card makes you forget everything, and plugs you back into the matric, your dad was probably faggotheus, and the gas station was the core of the matrix
I took a massive dump... I mean it was a lot of
poop. I go to wipe... weird... no poop on paper.
I look in the toilet... theres no turd.
the smell was still there.
I still wonder what happened.
>>17785909
give me like 5 red cards
>>17785915
>so spooped. will never shit again.
>>17785915
It twas a ghostie jobby.
>>17785909
>your dad was probably faggotheus
>>17785915
I HAD ONE OF THOSE TOO
spooky man..spooky indeed
yall faggots just have bad memory, quit making these threads
