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This is a thread for discussing the Extranic Theory that aliens created humans, not God(s).
And please don't yell "Scientology" because it's a BS scam.
It's truly possible, just think about it all the Egyptians and other ancient civilisations, there is a lot of things that they did, that is almost inpossible to do.
It's not only that, but there are drawings of Greys, on walls and shit. Bunch more that I don't wanna go to exact detail
>>17019622
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>>17019624
Dont promote your own shit like this on 4chan Dumas.
Real?! show me more
This is from a terrible, terrible pretentious low-low budget "horror movie"
yeah, it's real. A real tragic experiment in shitty film making
>>17019602
>terrible pretentious
>horror
>>17019603
samefag
fucking hipster.
So we gonna discuss this shit or not?
>>17019099
Not
It's just an edgy video accompanying a great song.
https://kylebstiff.wordpress.com/myth-myth-myth/david-bowies-blackstar-possible-occult-interpretations/
Please help this is a serious issue I know about UFOs and I'm scared the government is gonna kill me I'm not really scared of death but maybe I innately am anyways I just don't wanna die because I need to reveal the truth I'm really paranoid and I'm trying to take every precaution possible to hide from the government even though that's not really possible. Is this a mental health issue? am I just so paranoid I'm going insane? I need help destroying the government please don't tell me to see a psychologist lol I already know also give me ways to hide myself even more
>>17018892
Fuck off
>>17018879
Unless you go in the streets or something and ACTUALLY CONVINCE people of the truth then yeah it could be dangerous
Otherwise nothing's gonna happen to you, they know people will only think you're crazy anyway
Plenty of people out there trying to reveal bits of truth there and there and nothing happens to them (I think) since everyone just thinks they're crazy
>>17018901
Thank you.
>>17018879
>i want attention!
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huzzah
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What's the closest you've ever come to experiencing something supernatural?
Watched my grandma die when I was younger. Was surrounded by family but it still spooped me.
>>17018601
My friend and I were able to read each other's thoughts while we were on acid one time. Pretty trippy.
Near death experiences
Ever since I was a young kid I had the ability to get random day dreams of things that would often happen later that day or the next day.
Nothing else about me is really supernatural though.
Any help with what I am, or at least what's causing this?
>>17018055
A liar and a faggot
>>17018064
If I wanted to lie I could have certainly gotten a lot more creative
You are a faggot frog poster now geddout
>>/crawlbackupyourmumsfatcunt/
Hey x
I spend time alone
I talk to store clerk every so often but thats it
Last week my pet died Her name is Cinnabun Since than I've been trying to be better but I did a bad thing today I do bad things eand I can't stop I tthought I could stop and I did for months but I did it again today and I'm sorry
I did a choose file its my pet when she died
If anyone replies I would be happy thank u x u guys are my only happyness rite now
>>17018004
RIP Cinnabun ;_;
So.... uh... Whats this about "bad things"...? What's so bad that you did?
Also, my condolences.
I'm sorry op. My Dog died last week as well. It seems I've been hearing of deaths this whole month like non stop. My uncle from Mexico and a close patient from my work have also passed away this week. Does anyone else think Death has been pretty busy this month?
Provide me with some interesting myths and creatures anons
Urban myths and monsters discussion
>>17017845
That things hands look crusty and useless, all it would take is the iron nuts to punch it in the head and kill it.
>>17017892
there's a movie about it
It's called Lord of Tears https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_Tears
It's apparently a different version of the Owl man that i think works kinda like slenderman
Fred was a nerd. After years of bullying and teasing he finally decided to change himself, by climbing Mt.Kilimanjaro. He was almost to the base camp when a blizard hit. He fell down and broke his legs and jaw, freezing to death.
Now Fred is a ghastly spirit, and he haunts this mortal plane waiting to be summoned to wreak havoc.
If you open a word document, type "Freezing Fred" 3 times, then save it and make three copies, then move those three copies to a folder named "-0 degrees", then move that folder onto a USB key with 6.66 GB rewriteable memory, then put that USB key in your freezer, you PC will freeze.
Anybody know of any good accounts of people encountering aliens in their homes?
>>17017459
Yes.
I mean, No.
I don't know.
Nice thread.
>>17017459
Man, Signs was the pinnacle of M. Night Shyamalan's run of fame.
>>17017459
No, because the Aliens usually abduct them and wipe their memories. They wake up naked with a sore arse and just assume they have the shits.
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>>17014075
Stop your shitposting
cancer pls go
>>17016416
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE!
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How to into Aleister Crowley? What are his shortest books? Which are of his explain his most basic ideas?
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Bing is the law, google of the land
...he's 777 24/7 even on Sundays.
>>17016331
what
>What are his shortest books?
Millennials, needing their knowledge cut up for them into bite-sized chunks since 2000.
I just saw this documentation about Apple and Steve Jobs and in one of the pictures I noticed something on Steve's wrist. Maybe Steve Jobs was a time traveler, this would explain much...
what do you guys think?
>>17016259
how can he use something that doesn't being invented yet by his company?
>>17016281
he traveled back in time so he could give himself this watch and also some advice?
I think lots of watches look like that. Black rectangular isn't something Apple invented.
Hey /x/, i was wondering if any of you were experts or even just know a decent amount of things about summoning demons. What's it like? And starter tips? How do you make deals and not get totally fucked up in the end? What demons are "easier" to control than others? What can i use them for? Do they come in dreams or instantly?
I'm really curious on the topic and would like to be enlightened.
Demons don't exist, stop wasting your time
>>17013640
Alright, I have a mentorship / protective pact with a few demonic royals, some kings and prince. I also once got to deal with the great master Lucifer himself. I also got visitted by a few goetic demons. I am good buddies with a demonic king who I really like.
Ask me anything what you desire to know.
>What's it like?
Pretty intense. Can be intense in a good sense, can be intense in a bad sense. But demons are fucking cool.
>And starter tips?
Dont try to control them, but don't be a bitch either. Just be respectful to them. Prepare an altar for them, focus on sigil + chant their enn for a few minutes. Give your request, take sigil with you to bed, wait for dream.
>How do you make deals and not get totally fucked up in the end?
Be respectful. They are fucking powerful royalty. RESPECTFUL. Be careful with your wording. Dont piss them off. Offer payment immediatly. Dont be a faggot.
>What can i use them for?
Whatever their office is. See for example the goetia to determine which one to summon.
>Do they come in dreams or instantly?
Depends. If you are skilled enough, you can call them into our plane. But I dont think you can do that if you have to ask these questions. Ask them to visit your dream, and if they are intrigued with your offer, or think you are worth their time, they will visit you.
>>17013654
Sorry buddy, but they do. They are very real entities.
Has anyone noticed secret messages in commercials?
I ask this in a general way. Myself I have been seeing a lot of commercials through a cultural Marxist lens and noticing stuff like the M&M man literally keking some guy, but I wonder what other fringe interpretations of advertising there are.
Ads on tv especially get seen over and over by thousands. It seems like it's a no brainier that the people making them would be aware of whatever culture they are promoting in addition to the products the shill.
There's lots of good subliminal imagery out there. Usually a result of a humorous artist or a designer though.
>>17013549
I wish there were more examples of subliminal imagery post-2000. The majority of the ones you can google seem to be from decades ago, like your example. The advertisers eventually catch on to us catching on and consequentially become more and more insidious.
