How do I get on the Illuminati's good side? I want to have a good life after the One World Government is established.
Be born into it or learn as much as you can about it. And they don't exactly hide themselves.
>>17000510
Nothing special behavior-wise?
>>17000531
Just don't get caught HAHAHAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHQHAHAHQHAHWHAHAHA
Tell me more about the Green Kids in England!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_children_of_Woolpit
t. google
>>17011414
They were green and they were children.
More at 11.
Dont go dicking the broccoli fields, Fin
Ok /x
I have a story about someone I'll call Me.
Its about how Me started opening his mind in a time of chaos in his life, about drugs, paranormal experiences, sleep paralysis, close encounters with beings, telekinesis, reality manipulation. About mental hospitals, rfid chips, and how this hospital marks the full stop of all paranormal.
I will share this because Me feels ready to face those beings he encountered a few years ago.
I have not written anything yet, so I will take a while to post. But /x is a slow board so i don't think that will...
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>>17011203
I wanna hear this man.
You almost done?
The story begins 9 years ago.
Me is in his mid teens, the beginning of his most caotic times thus far. Starting to discover the facade that his family has created for him about life and how things work.
And by consequence here is where his journey to find all the lies he was led to believe, and what are the truths that should go where the lies are begins
In this part, Me lives with his mother, and a older, disabled sibling. He has a girlfriend, and has joined a group of friends that includes his older brother, his uncle, and other guys that have grown up close to these...
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>>17011421
Put it through spell check first buddy, I wanna hear this but I'm a grammar Nazi.
>caotic
>comma after consequence
>lies are begins (this one actually made me laugh)
Just noticed your greentext. Type it up on Microsoft word first, it will help with the grammar and the spelling.
Hey anyone remember that one post about a guy asking about a anime he seen, he said it was about girls in a bathroom trapped no windows or doors and they committed suicide anyone got the source or green text?
>>17011074
Pic related. It's OP
>>17011089
Haha kek
Yes, I want to find it too.
David Bowie's latest song is full of occult stuff but i'm having trouble putting it all together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw
What's going on there?
He knows where to find the brown acid is what.
>>17010953
>brown acid
TOP KEK
>>17010953
That goes without saying.
/b/ has failed me, opinions on Oak island?, is there even any treasure there?
>>17010816
it's my professional opinion that you're a fucking retard
No you're thinking of Treasure Island silly
>>17010816
>opinions on oak island
Well, personally I think it looks like a duck.
Tonight's guest:
R. Scott Lemriel is a researcher and author who is passionate about revealing hidden truth on Earth and throughout the Galactic multidimensional universe. In the past, Scott directed a weekly TV show “Exploring Your Spiritual Life” in the Seattle area of Washington State. Topics explored included: out-of-body travel, past life recall, dream travel, journeys along the past time track, journeys into parallel timelines, and higher dimensions.
Forty years of direct exploration and extraterrestrial contact inspired the writing of The Seres...
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>>17010408
>Well it's almost time guys. I wonder what happened at Art's house last night....
He was sodomized by a Ouigi Board, that was controlled by Ramona Bell.
>That was a joke meme
I don't know what this show is, but I already hate it.
>>17010408
I always get so excited for this show, and then the guest is so lame...
I was thinking about making a ouija board because I've never tried it before and I'm not interested in buying one from toys r us or anything like that.
I was thinking of making it on a sanded wooden board, but I read that closing the board is kind of suggested after use. How bad would it be if the board couldn't be closed? I don't plan to bring it back to my house, I plan to find a designated location and bury it in the ground then pick it up when needed.
Would I be able to scratch off an old board game and just use that? What do you guys think?
Also...
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dont do it mad. they arent things to be messed wiht. i used one when i was a drunk 14 year old and never said goodbye. i had shadow people haunting my room for years until i found a thing that said i had to get the board out of my house and they would leave. even since i got rid of it, its been ten years at least now, i still feel, hear and see shit in my room. they are doors.
>>17009989
I'm not afraid of that and I wouldn't be bringing it home with me.
Can anyone answer my questions?
The crazy thing is, I've been sober for this entire experience. Sorry, Jen, but the truth is stranger than fiction. I'd commence some sort of maniacal laughter at this point, but I'm dead serious here: I am done doofus-ing out.
Magic is real. Make what you want of it. I'm trying to be sincere now.
>>17009936
Your thread a shit
>>17009941
That's fine. I just wanted to make a statement on everything that's been going on. This isn't a conversation piece at some yuppy cocktail party, and I'm being sincere and I'm moving on.
>>17009936
I don't like fiction
Why not just tell the truth?
Because things never go well for you in reality, heh
Sup x
Have I found doors to alternate realities?
Was just looking around my local area on google maps when I found this strange place
What are these structures? Figured you guys are the super sleuths and it's dark and rainy out and I'm intrigued but not enough to go outside in the rain
Fae thread.
Post everything you know about fairies, pixies, any being of the light.
You are welcome to share your experiences with them, or ask any questions. With luck, we'll all learn something new today.
>>17009366
all i know is that they are best to be avoided.
>>17009366
>any being of the light.
Well, the first thing would be that they aren't "beings of the light".
Your call has been answered.
What do you need from us?
Is there a way to sealed w box so only i can open it? Some runes? I did my homework i found information about Algiz/Elhaz, but i'm not sure how to use it correctly or if it will work to protect my property. Is someone here who sealed something before?
>>17009297
Get a lock. Your runes aren't going to stop a hammer.
shameless selfbump
>>17009355
lock also won't stop hammer too, if you smash a wooden box.....
Anything you got.
>>17009246
Well, I read this one sociological theory about how being "touched by the Wendigo" would turn you into a cannibal and how that was a socially acceptable excuse for cannibalism in famine times, like the Donner party. It took the blame/social stigma off of you if you had to resort to cannibalism to avoid starvation.
Thanks.
>>17009246
it's popular nowadays, isn't it? Cannibalism in a woods/mountains make you a wendigo. Fast, strong and can imitate voices. Fire is super effective. It's boring, can we make stories about another monster now?
Explain the ufo next to Clinton and Merkel.
>>17009130
Omg I know right. And that sun looks like a devious little cunt as well
>>17009144
Fucking kek
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Darn, reposting because of new thread, sorry.
>>17008878
Well I looked them up and they're quite interesting
The Mantis portrays Stillness, awareness, creativity, patience, mindful, calm, balance and intuition.
The sparrow portrays Joy, inclusion, simplicity, protection, community, productivity and friendliness.
the seagull is freedom, adaptation,communication, opportunistic and resourcefulness.
A walrus is physical closeness, protection and paying attention.
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Hi all,
I'm going through a difficult time right now in regards to friendship.
I definitely need some guidance, if one of you could help me with a reading I would be very appreciated.
Everyone, I'm terribly sorry. Due to unforeseen circumstances I won't be able to respond to the rest of the queries. I'll come back tomorrow.