ITT: MONARCH PROGRAMMING GENERAL.
>>16998314
sounds like bullshit from what i've heard.
>>16998314
haha, I used to watch the amanda show. She got programmed working there?
What are your magic credentials? What do you dabble in, and what would you like to grow in?
What have you studied, but never practiced?
Would you be interested in practicing in a group?
Say a secret society that wishes to revitalize the study of the esoteric approaches you as a candidate. Even if unskilled, how do you show that you are willing to learn?
Bonus question: What's your most successful experiment?
>>16998110
None, nothing, and something. Most of the things I study I don't practice. I think everyone seeks fellowship. I would attempt to demonstrate. My successful experiment couldn't be named.
i summond a sucubi once
gr8 sex
>>16998110
there already is a group just like this. If you divine my skype username, I'll let you in.
Ask a bored and plain-speaking 32° Freemason anything.
How much does it cost with a hooker to kill her.
>>16997963
How autistic does one have to be to join the freemasons
>>16997963
How do i join anonymous
Anyone ever heard of a demon called Alexander or something similar?
There's supposedly a demon in the Quran based on Alexander the Great (or Alexander the Acursed as he is known in the middle-east)
/vr/ here
SMT is a helluva drug
Anaximander?
Just thought it might be fun to get a thread about this going.
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2012/04/the-betz-mystery-sphere-alien-artifact-or-doomsday-device/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCAfD79LRxk
This sphere suddenly popped up in this family's lives, and started doing things like emitting high frequencies, moving around on it's own accord, and causing doors to randomly slam.
When brought to the medias attention, professionals examined it and found it had an impossible magnetic field that defied modern physics, and contained an element...
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Wasn't there a movie made about this or at least inspired by it?
>>16997933
No you piece of shit stop shilling and go back to /pol/
>>16997933
Sphere
Madeleine Mccan. What happened? I believe she fell down the steps and died, her parents came back and his her behind the sofa until after the meal, chucked her in the boot of the car when they were finished with their evening and drove her out somewhere and dumped her. Disprove me /x/
>>16997827
why in the hell would this be the case? post your proof. i can't disprove something that has no supporting arguments.
She was stolen to be used in a ritual by the Elite
A sex ritual
Her fame, everyone praying for her, made her enslavement more powerful
Who knows, the case got so big, maybe they kept her alive, kept using her
>>16997845
>no supporting evidence
Kek
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-30927102
>>Scientists believe the extraordinary case of a 23-year-old British man with "constant deja vu" may have been triggered by anxiety. It is the first time such a link has been made. But what is deja vu - and do we really know what causes it?
>>16997632
This guy is just tripping out and having flashbacks from droping lsd
>>16997632
>and had once taken the drug LSD whilst at university,
>once
Yeah, right.
Deja vu is perfectly natural. Some people have it more than others, and after all, we encounter the same situations pretty often in this modern routine.
I get it up to five times a day and I've never once thought it was paranormal. It just is human.
everything about krampus
His horror is nothing compared to Zwarte Piet.
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/your-pretty-face-is-going-to-hell/krampus-nacht/
I was gone and this random tarot card was taped to our door just like this. Please help. We came home after a night out to find our gas on. After we burned said card. Thanks
>>16997043
Why did you burn it? The Hanged Man isn't really a negative one. It means something along the lines of "altered perspective".
>inverted
weird, but not necessarily bad
unless you're niggers then the obvious meaning is obvious
The reason we burned was I know someone very close with this and the Hanged man Upside down is something of pure evil.
What is this?
Ayylien message
HOLY SHIT GUYS. CHARGE THIS SIGIL
>>16996887
the part on the right looks like a Dagaz rune
What really happened on 9/11? And I don't mean normie conspiracies about jet fuel
a new world coup
Some bad shit dude.
Like woah
Like wtf?
Honestly I don't know what I'm even allowed to say anymore. So I swear I'm not shitposting.
Hiya /x/ I haven't been on here in a long ass time, but something super freaky just happened to me, and I wanted some insight as to what it could've been. As of now I'm currently attending Texas A&M at Galveston and my college is on a tiny island with nothing else on it. At night I like to walk around looking for herps on the island, and tonight while out searching for reptiles and other little critter I caught a glimpse of some sort of massive thing that kinda looked like a short beefy bear, maybe five or six feet and super hairy. It ran off when I shined...
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Yknow, it could've just been a bear. Although that doesn't explain the running away, but what do I know? I don't study bears.
>>16996646
There's no bears this south in Texas, and especially none on this tiny spit of sand, so I don't think so.
Well then. That's rather odd. I can't think of anything that big that would be there then... Let me check my sources.
Sup /x/
Feels good to be back online, life or no life. Lemme tell you about how everything went to shit. Maybe you guys will get a laugh out of it.
>Be me, about 3 years ago
>3 in the goddamn morning, still working
>Laptop dies
>wellfuck.jpg
>Mosey over to outlet in the dark, careful and quiet not to wake wife and son
>Plug in, wait for dinosaur to boot
>Hear...
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Cool picture.
Coulda just put it in a different thread tho.
Yea knoooow, one with substance.
inb4 "pretype faget"
>Wife talks to me, tell her everything, she cries and leaves. Son doesn't want to see dad, dad's nuts
>Restrained and in a fuckton of pain, may as well sleep, fuck it
>Pop awake to a loud as hell deep voiced scream, no way nobody else heard it
>See the fucker floating above my bed grinning like a goddamn moron. Probably appreciating his handiwork.
>"I'll do it again, once you're comfortable, Anon. Expect me."
>Fear -> Rage
>Scream incoherently at specter fucker, struggle so hard with restraints that my left wrist breaks and the bed tips over. Managed to get left arm free in the process, but didn't do me any good
>He's fucking laughing as the nurse tips the bed up and gives me the KO needle
>Last thing i see is his arrogant fucking face
>Last thought before blackout is swearing revenge
>Wake up with the sun up, must have been a good 12 hours cuz the incident above was at twilight
>1 month in hospital for psych observation and for stiches to take, wounds to heal, etc
>nothingtoreportsir.webm
>Discharged, find out 3 clients have dropped my ass, so freelancing is way down, probably gonna have to get a day job. Start applying around...
>Divorce papers, too. She gets full custody because I'm crazy and dangerous. WTF
>See pic related again about a week into my job hunt/foreveralone period
>Figure fuck it, got nothing to live for now, I'll let him have me
>I tell him to kill me, he says he'd rather watch me suffer
>Get pissed and try to punch him. My hand feels ice cold and numb, but at the same time burns like the sun. This sensation lasts about an hour after the punch is thrown.
>He's watching and laughing 24/7 now
>Start new job
>Stocker for nearby grocer, nothing major. Just enough to support me til I can get my old clients back/get new ones
>Late night gig, end up there alone
>Unloading a truck, see fucker, ignore him. Too pissed to be scared at this point.
>"Don't ignore me." His arrogant grin appears an inch from my face
continuing
>>16996633
Cool comment.
Coulda just put it in a different thread tho.
Yea knoooow, one where OP cares about your opinion.
Lemme level with ya pal, it's late, I have work to do, I gotta procrastinate like I gotta breathe. Lemme have my fun. Maybe somebody will enjoy the read and if not, whatever.
So what happened to Veelox? Does anyone want to try out something like it again?
>>16996622
it died and there was demons and bad things dont do it
Wtf, i cant understand. What is this? Explane to me pls
>>16997280
Nah, it didn't die actually. There was some stupid evil chick who decided to take over and brought in all sorts of negative entities. Now no one really wants to go there thanks to that stupid Bitch. But yeah, sure. I'd be on for a new place, but of course it could end up like Veelox did.
Hey /x/ this edgy fucker just posted a few more videos, any idea who this guys is or what the hell he's talking about in his videos? If you guys don't know, for the past 2 days this creepy fuck has been posting videos about how everything is a lie. No one knows who he is or knows what exactly he is talking about, he has multiple accounts named "awake" which is the main channel and "sleeping" being his second channel. In his videos, he uses hexadecimal and binary code. He posted coordinates in video "hiding2" which led to, if my memory...
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>>16996498
prolly some edgy kiddo
Does anyone have anymore information?
>>16996498
Holy fuck I shit you not I have seen this before when I was a kid
>Be 8 years old
>Playing Monsters Inc. on the PS1
>Everything fucking stops
>Wait a little on the couch for it to unfreeze
>Some fucking thing like this comes on the screen
>I try and move, it says that it sees me
I don't remember what happened...
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