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Give me the theories you came up with about God and or the world
>>17143916
Really? You sure you want that?
>>17143930
yeh
My theory is that you're a faggot.
So /x/, can anyone shed some light on the Andrew WK conspiracy?
http://archersguild.blogspot.com/2011/03/andrew-wk-and-steev-mike-conspiracy.html
>Fans at an Andrew WK concert in New Jersey claimed that the man on stage was an impostor dressed as Andrew WK. "Andrew" apparently left the stage halfway through the show and never returned. Many internet theorist believe that this was the debut of the second actor who played AWK. (The general consensus is that there have been three AWKs to date.) Granted, he does look different in photos taken before and after 2005, but that can be attributed to the fact that he cut his hair and started shaving.
Here is a look at how much his voice has changed:
Exhibit A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTB9wj_0GKE
Exhibit B: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=244_8f6ccs0
Who cares? Celebrities are consumable products.
Mf doom has done this for years basically can't be arsed to do a show? Send a talented double
Even if it is a replacement, honestly who gives the slightest shit. Andrew WK is like a D-list celebrity, there are mayors of small rural towns more relevant than him.
Not a huge topic of /x/ why? Alot of footage of these little bastards but not really much that makes me think they absolutely cannot be real. ITT we post gnomes / elves / and goblins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmzzZvJM9TM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GobcAMSFpY
>>17143810
Assuming they're real, I've had a sneaking suspicion as to why we don't see these little bastards much anymore. Centuries ago, people feared them and left offerings to them. In 2015 most people would attempt to kill them, fuck them and exploit them for money. Not necessarily in that order.
>>17143823
But could be in that order.
>come see the real gnome body you sick fucks
I personally see no reason for them to be fake. Every thing ever said about them makes them super elusive so of course you aren't going to see them on the golf course.
>>17143810
>Not a huge topic of /x/ why?
Well, lets take a look at the 140 threads I currently have hidden...
Hmmm... tulpa, dream, tulpa, nightmare, christfag, succubus, dream, vague but pained attempt at poetry, drug, vague but terrible attempt at seeming literate, shitty ARG saying "zomg last image," vague image/message, satanic order/illuminati, 9/11, I see # everywhere wat do, psychic healing... That's just skimming through the first 30. God damn, it's so apparent now why my browsing here is so irregular. Fuck this board.
Wonder why this topic gets so buried. Honestly, I'm more into gnomes/goblins and similar folklore than all the rest, but it's no surprise such subjects get trashed here.
Youtube spooky thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjf89So4bBo
https://youtu.be/r1PmDlS9Tow?list=PLSk41sM_m_-j_p2yVY0dixR4pQ44N2Qos
>>17143706
>>17143902
we already have a thread for this here
>>17141294
its got all the spooks you need senpai
jfc i did not expect that
also laughed way too hard
Hi, /x/. I found this webpage on a forum. its got weird text and a door, when you click it a login pop-up appears. https://gyazo.com/e52ed1e93891bbda7ffb46a3fc1c4181
>>17143662
Link it.
Op, You are a faggot if you don't link it.
This could be fun
OP is not providing link so he can have smarties do the work for him.
What does /x/ think about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNPnQHtwDws
If nobody interested in it make this thread a deep web general.
>>17143566
Yes?
So this is crazy shit /x/, I made a discovery yesterday but it was in front of our eyes the whole time. Let me explain.
So I'm fucking watching this episode of Dr. Oz right
The episode was called
The Plan to Overcome Your Insecurity
Posted on 9/28/2015 |
So throughout this episode, (I couldn't seem to find the whole episode) this girl that the camera veered off to earlier was getting interviewed and the topic was about "I get insecure and I don't know how these girls pull of being so sexy and confident, it's not fair blah blah blah" and the whole premise of the episode was either to blame it on someone else (like oz tried mentioning in that clip) or just to love yourself. I started to fucking laugh my ass off when it first came on. Now in my logical mind and as an ex-personal trainer, I'm thinking he's a fucking doctor, why doesn't he talk about "shut the fuck up start exercising and being fit, you did this to yourself, anyone can be what they want to be" type motivation? So I'm watching this episode and started paying close attention because that just seemed a little off to me. Now this is where it gets interesting.
When he talks to the audience, he's very persistent about how an individual feels, emotionally and listens to their opinions one by one. As I observed him, it just seemed unnatural and thought that that's not really normal behavior the way hes in peoples facrs but I just brushed it off as him being a weird person.
Anyways, I've been in sales for about two years and if you know anything about it, you should know that you should "close" in a convo to get the answer that you want- i.e. "is that fair enough, wouldn't you want to do this, etc" basically to lead the discussion in your favor and for people to agree with you. Now watching this, he's doing a bunch of closes with the girl. He's very skilled in doing so, but that also raised a red flag. - cont
I'm thinking "he's a doctor, how could he be so good into leading the convo, perfect closes... he's a natural sales person. wait... leading the convo, topic about not doing shit to change yourself, Dr Oz is an ispirational image that has anot influence to average americans, weird behavior, holy shit he'said a fucking Reptalian"
And I was fucking right.
Maybe I'll start noticing these in people more and more now that I've figured this shit out
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DMcogscCcGW0&ved=0ahUKEwjQtcfH5oDKAhUJWj4KHUtNBpYQtwIIITAB&usg=AFQjCNGL5YfwA_oKSyzyQbXgnAqSqHW8wg&sig2=Ke50MTUAakSuNeJcP8JhGA
Sorry for typo this auto correct on my s6 is a fucking bitch
But honestly they control the masses through the TV, I should've seen that one coming a mile away but now there's proof.
Don't listen to him, it's all apart of his plan for you to agree with him.
Bump
>>17143444
Holy shit people need to see this
Bump
Hey /x / i was thinking of selling my soul to satan and I want to ask for superpower like uhm.. teleportation or power to control elements. Do you think it is possible?
It's possible but don't. It's not worth being damned.
At least you're considering getting some appealing. Imagine selling your soul so you can have sex with a demon?
But as >>17143341 said, don't bother. Your life on earth might be better but consider that if Satan does make good on your deal, you've confirmed you actually did sell your eternal soul. Is a few decades of a super power worth eternal damnation?
>>17143341
What if I used someone's soul instead of mine. What will happen?
/x/ I need some help, I've been sitting at my lenovo laptop all night with my car keys sitting on the other end of the kitchen table. It was around 3am that I had received an email with this image accompanied by the following text:
>"emere montem ros fuel ludum ex vestri locus septem undecim vastam"
It was not long after that I felt a pit in my stomach and was overcome with the urge to leave my house. I throw on my combat boots and my leather jacket and turn around back to the table to realize that my car keys are gone. Theyre not in the spot they were before. /x/ where are my car keys?
you really dont have anything better to do?
>>17143259
I was about to make fun of your latin, but then it hit me. Well meme'd, bruh.
>>17143281
I would if I could find my car keys.
Hey /x/, I'm trying to find info on a town in the USA that was basically destroyed during a US biological weapons test and poorly covered up.
All I remember is that it happened in the later half of the 20th century. I can't find anything on google but I remember reading about it several years ago.
Perhaps some of you know what I'm talking about. pic unrelated
shameless self bump
>>17143193
>>17143194
you self-bumped 27 seconds after posting? calm down bro
>>17143193
Lol, yea kid this isn't /b/
What do you think of this pictures? I took this at at John Wayne airport at 3:30 in the morning.
>>17143060
You're going to need to give us some description here OP, are these lamps or amalgamating orbs?
>>17143060
Omg it's like totally 1230 in California right now. OP is totally, like, a time traveler or some shit.
>>17143128
Well the bright flash is from my phone. A lot of people said they saw two faces in the window. Aprently John Wayne airport was built on an old cemetery.
Found Footage videos on YouTube thread.
https://youtu.be/863ygYlb8-c
>Found Footage
OP, if you would read the fucking description, you would be able to discover that this was a horror film the guy made.
>>17143103
>if you would read the fucking description
I am actually laughing my ass off right now.
>>17143103
It's a first person perspective filmed on a handheld video camera. It is a found footage movie. Fucking idiot.
Does anyone know what a prion is?
Science is unsure, and I'm wondering if anyone here really knows what a prion is.
The wikipedia explanation is not a good one, its labeled as a folding protien, but theres much more to it than just that.
Anyway, are prions the most dangerous threat on earth?
Can anyone share some insight?
I wonder about the effects that prions can have on oceanic species, or in any other ecosystem we have no direct control of.
It's a protein which folds in a weird way, and its new shape enables it to fold the same kind of original protein to that weird shape.
Which would cause structural damage and stuff like that.
I can't imagine them as a threat anywhere near other kinds of infections because malformed proteins are prob easier to find a solution for and far naturally rarer.
>>17143022
Didnt you make a thread yesterday claiming to know about mad cow disease or some shit?
I'm checking your IP...
>>17143022
>I wonder about the effects that prions can have on oceanic species, or in any other ecosystem we have no direct control of.
>we have no direct control of
Very little, man. Humans are pretty much the root cause of the three notable transmittable prion spreading. Whether it be eating brains of other humans or feeding cow bits of cow...seriously farmers, you had only one job, give cow the plants it wants to eat.
There are a fair number of other prions, but generally they don't occur often, unless we fuck shit up..
at around 3 A.M. every night (heard it a few minutes ago, so as early as 2:43), i hear a booming noise that sounds like its rushing towards me
the noise can occur multiple times
no other info than that just wondering if theres a logical explanation or if anyone else experiences this
You're either in high school and are desperate for attention so you come up with this edge
Or you're fucked in the head. Either way, see a doctor.
>>17142963
the noise only lasts a couple seconds, and isnt overwhelming or anything
>>17142990
Its just the wind OP
Welp x its been a long time since we discussed this, however i been thinking..
So you know how magneto wears a helmet so his mind cant be read/controlled, similarly tinfoilers wear tinfoil hatsso aliens cant read their thoughts.
I could care less for the above, i was thinking.. is there any element that can cancel world line changes?? Like forgettance or mandella effects etc. With cern growing more powerful, time is changing, the northern ice caps for example.
Is it possible to build some kind of helm to keep my mind from being fooled when world lines change?
If anyone knows.. please share.
>>17142909
jesus christ man, you just unlocked the holy grail of autism. congratulations.
>>17142936
Thanks. However even you have experienced your other lives on other world lines. Do your really think you didnt die?
>>17142936
>>17142952
It wasnt just a dream.
