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How do I use magic(k) to fix my "addiction" to weed?
The pros outweigh the cons for me, I can't reason my way to a cure
Please help, I'm desperate
>>17145782
Be a man instead, so much easier and way more rewarding.
>>17145820
right in the fucking feels thanks anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_BtlAw4trg
Anon, just slowly use less and less. Eventually you wont want to smoke it. How i got off the devils lettuce
Oвo јe cтpaшнo yплaшиo cи ce . Moлим тe peци ми дa ce плaшиш .
these are getting so old so fast
Let me translate to your language though
Steel balls stalin, guns guns fuck germans, retreat
>>17145735
fuck off with your bullshit Neckbeard we dont care
>>17145735
Are we getting closer to solving the mystery?
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so let me begin by saying im the first one to not believe in anything paranormal, no ghosts and no bs i dont believe it. so in my quest to find that which i do not know i have to say i found it,
so the peneal gland, if you know what it is you know its cool if you dont, basicaly its something in our brain that has various uses a lot of which can be very beneficial to us, but for whatever reason it is sealed of, wether it be distractions such as tv or chemicals in water ect.
so anyways peneal gland 100% real nothing paranarmal its jusst there for anyone who wants it like dreaming. anyways i looked for it and found it basically saw a 15 min youtube video and bam was legit ( this just happened yesturday)
anyways i got carried away and heard a 1hour video but really only the 15 min had an efect on me. anyways i fell sleep later and 2 hours later im freaken waking up from a multi dream in dream i would say 5-10 dreams within a dream sick ass, bad thing is i had my first sleep paralize unaware of what had happened i freaked out.
my question is this, is the peneal gland slucid draming ect related lets talk this shit real, also im a heavy stoner been clear for 2 months and i must say i think i just found my weed replacement,
lets talk peneal gland first how can i further increase it, beside meditaion maybe something along the lines of the youtube videos which work btw, and then lets talk sleep paralises what can i do with my new found super power other than rid my self of material needs and wants along with stress and other uncomforatable mind stuff
wrong image this suits the moment better
>>17145725
You could start by spelling it correctly you stupid filthy fuck.
>>17145725
Maybe beyond paranormal, you're finally thinking with a consciousness that isn't suppressed by 10-15 bong hits before lunch.
Obviously you started doing drugs before your brain and conscious fully developed. Do yourself a favor by getting off of 4chan for a year, staying sober for a year and reading as many actual physical books as you can. Come back and talk about your breakthrough on you pineal gland then. Otherwise, you ain't doing yourself any favors by saying 'peneal glan' and 'but really only the 15 min had an efect on me.'
Pic unrelated, but please help me.
I've been looking for a collection of these stupid videos on Youtube for the longest time, but no matter how hard I search I can't find them.
One of the most popular which I remember circulating for awhile was this poorly animated CGI model of a woman with terrible windswept hair flying fucking everywhere as she danced through a garden or something. And really terrible opera music was playing subtly in the background - it almost reminded me of the type of music heard in the "I Feel Fantastic" video, honestly.
I'm pretty sure people found them funny, but these videos terrify me. I miss them. Does anyone have a clue what I'm talking about?
>>17145667
https://vimeo.com/21474477
>>17145685
Okay holy shit yes. This wasn't the exact video but it's the same person who made what I was talking about so I was able to find the account. Thank you so much, I'm unbelievably uncomfortable now.
>>17145685
What the fuck did I just watch?
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these are getting so old so fast
>>17145602
>- .... . / . -. -.. / .. ... / .... . .-. . / - .... . / . -. -.. / .. ... / .... . .-. . / - .... . / . -. -.. / .. ... / .... . .-. . / .-. . .--. . -. - / .-. . .--. . -. - / .-. . .--. . -. - / .-. . .--. .
>>17145602
someone found the text to morse generator again
Dos anyone know of the demon Zareth?
Nope.
Care to elaborate?
>>17145600
I knew of some bald imp with that name, didn't know he got a promotion.
>>17145600
Yeah, that fucker owes me $20
Whatchu got X
those were not "forerunners" for science you fuck
science was the forerunner for science
>those were not "forerunners" for science you fuck
>science was the forerunner for science
>>17145588
>Whatchu got X
/x/ or /x], but never X
Hey /x give me and my friend some good horror movies to watch. I am a huge fan of Asian horror genre.
Gayniggers from Outer Space.
Markiplier playing Five Nights at Freddy's
I mean, he IS Asian...
>>17145476
Tale of two sisters.
Host.
Shutter.
Pulse.
In that order. Enjoy.
Is magick real? Are there consequences?
>>17145394
If the person you are doing tha magic to believes it is real then it can have an effect.
>>17145434
And if not?
>>17145394
Yes and yes. There's consequences for everything you do. Look up Karma, Maat, or reaping and sowing.
I'm a newbie to astral projection. What's the first thing I should do?
Can you guys help me astral? I want to do it. I can't even get to the vibration stage
Hi,I made a thread with some books that might help you :)
>>17145324
>>17145411
Nigga I am not the type of nigga 2 read som gay ass book
JUST tell me how 2 enter imaginationland
>>17145421
>Nigga I am not the type of nigga 2 read som gay ass book
Just give up
FUCK WHY DID THAT IMAGE MAKE ME SHIVER SO HARD
FUCK YOU MAN
How bizarre...
The text roughly translates: My colon is filled with negro semen.
Is OP implying he is a faggot?
I got a story for you guys.
Backstory: When I was growing up my mom and my dad seperated. They did it months after I was born and since they weren't married it was a lot easier. I hated my dad's side of the family because they were uncaring pricks, but nonetheless I had to go to my grandparents house every now and then. The house was old and creepy and I have a few stories from it but unless people want me to I won't tell all of them.
>be me, a while ago, about 8 years old
>at grandparents house
>they got me sleeping in a room upstairs at the end of a hallway
>8 years old do naturally hate dark and having to be in it
>have to go to bed so climb into the bed and don't turn light off
>fall asleep
>wake up later when someone turn light off
>ohshit
>spooked solid staring at wall with blanket almost completely covering me
>start to see shit in the dark, faces and shit, I swear I saw something moving
>eventually fall asleep
This happened basically every time I was there and it terrified me.
>me a few days ago
>with family for christmas
>have to sleep in that room again
>not too spooked
>have dog with me, go into room to put my shit away
>dog follows and I close the door
>put shit away and try to pet dog
>he is flipping, trying to dig his way into the closet, barking at the wall
>remember being here as a kid
>ohshitthedogknows.jpg
>dog barks at wall again then whimpers and flay out runs at the closed door
>what the fuck
>let dog out and sit there semi spooked and confused
Also, spooky stories thread
lurking for more stories
Stories? Anyone?
Bumping with a story of my own
>Absolutely 2015
>Be at gfs house
>Her house is old, at least 125 years
>obviously creaks and stuff at night and throughout the day
>Staying the night, this past summer
>Going up stairs to go to bed
>Hear someone say "John!"
>My name is Tim
>Ask gf if she heard it
>She didn't hear it, but told me that in the 40s a woman killed her husband and she supposedly called out to him before pulling the trigger
2017: Fossils are found on Mars
2022: An alimentary bubble bursts
2034: A internal military group of traitors want to start a false nuclear war by launching a stolen warhead under the guise of another super power initiating first strike against another nuclear state.
2055: The construction of the first 100% self-sustaining space station begins.
2089: Scandal related to documents authored by Pope Francis in year 2013.
2144: ROM28HT5 AKH4B465 JTH6M7J5 RIN56J77 BGH6JTH6
>>17145259
>An alimentary bubble bursts
Alimentary, new word to me, google google, so I know what it means....OMG!!!
"Medical Definition of alimentary canal. : the tubular passage that extends from mouth to anus"
Noooooo, gross, yech!
>>17145332
>canal
yeah alimentary alone means "of or relating to nourishment or sustenance"
so OP meant there's going to be a food shortage
2525: Mankind is still alive
Ok, so 3 out of the last 4 days, I have heard strange aircraft in the sky. It sounds to me like some sort of jet engine braking / acceleration process. Never heard anything like it in my life until now.
Day 1: Silent sky then a very clear sound of a jet engine descending in pitch. The descent sound lasted no more than a second. This is followed by maybe 10 seconds of very normal jet sound. Then the sound wound up in the opposite manner, again lasting no more than a second. Silence after, no fade out of sound at all.
Day 2: Repeat above, but only the initial wind down noise. Sounds slime a normal jet after that and faded out as any normal jet would as it flew away.
Day 3: Nothing.
Day 4 (Today): Didn't hear or notice a wind down sound, but very clearly heard a wind up to silence again.
It's difficult to describe the sound in writing. It sounded like a jet engine rapidly dropping and increasing in rpm. That's the best way I can think to describe it. Never heard it before in my life.
Anyone ever heard something like this before? Any ideas as to what it is?
Pic only ever so slightly related.
>>17145133
Any military bases in your area? And are you living in a densely populated area? If you're in the middle of fucking nowhere (like me) it could be training exercises.
In any case it doesn't sound very /x/ related but then again who knows. Anything else happen?
>>17145133
I've experienced this (something like it anyways) as a kid living on an airbase in the UK. Some stealthy jets will scream and perform airshow stunts at realllllllly high altitudes, but you can still hear the jet.
>made me cry as a kid, was totally fucked
> was used to low-flying jets
>parents was jet mechanics, so their explanations were shit to a child
>>17146986
Good point,
ASL? Mostly a description of L would be nice...
How do you go from this...
To this?
>>17145076
Hyperpenis.
Schizophrenia.
