Deja Vu Thread. I'll start.
>Be me.
>Have really weird dream. I'm lying in my bed, and my legs are wrapped up in bath towels. The towels are soaked in blood. My family is standing around me, chattering amongst themselves about whether or not to take me for the hospital.
>Wake up.
At this point I recorded my dream in my dream journal, just as I do for all of my dreams.
> Fast forward about a year.
>My mom comes over to visit.
> "Hello anon! Look what I bought from the local smoke shop. Apparently, it's just like weed, but legal!
>Smoke the satanic shit plant.
>Wake up. I'm laying in my bed. My legs are wrapped in bath towels and soaked in blood. My family is standing around me trying to decide if I should go to the hospital.
> Remember I had a dream of this and ask my sister to hand me my journal.
>find the entry in my journal of this exact moment I am experiencing.
>Lose my shit.
I have Deja Vu happen to me like this on almost a weekly basis. Anyone else care to share their stories?
>>17141517
Sounds like bullllshiiiiiiit
What was all the blood and shit from
Also. Not déjà vu
>>17141540
I don't really care if you believe me. The blood was from having a seizure. I broke a plate and ended up cutting my legs up pretty bad. Still have the scars.
>>17141540
And sorry. I suppose I should have called it a premonitions thread.
Hey,
I remember while back of a 24/7 streaming site where people from /x/ would watch creepy and scary movies/shows. Does this ring a bell for anyone here and does anyone know the link to it or something like it?
I think you're looking for CreepyShitNiggr
Its over on instasync
>>17141374
instasynch.com/2spooky
I remember people using synctube to watch that shit, and we would vote on what played next and shit like that.
Idk what this newfag instasync shit is
Free masons believe that if you take a regular 5 sided star and rotate it 33 degrees you have perverted it because it looks like an upside down star.
But its not really a upside down star. If you want to pervert a 5 sided star there would be 180 degrees.
Why are freemasons so lazy?
It's more like a retardly slanted star if anything
If you want to pervert it just show it a bunch of pornography. If you want to INVERT it you need to flip it along its horizontal axis.
>>17141343
No we don't. Idiot.
Ok /x/, tell me some scary stories, bonus points if they are true!
I heard your mum once killed a man during sex.
>>17141318
>contribute OP
>don't expect something for nothing.
>>17141318
Next time, contribute before you start this kind of thread, either yours or others.
It's been a number of years since my experience with Sleep Paralysis has had me wondering about how and why it happens.
I personally haven't had the strength, physically and mentally, to dive back into the world of unknown visions and strange creatures that appear.
After many glasses of Rum and Coke, my much needed dutch courage, I have decided to face the unknown once more.
Through my technique and self analysis I believe I have found a way to recreate the state of body and mind to force sleep paralysis onto others including myself,
should anyone else wish to join me they are more than welcome to try and share their experience at a later date.
Warning!!!.....I have never tried this on another person and you are solely responsible for taking up this task, should you experience a life changing experience,
where you no longer feel the same person and are in a state of fear to sleep or start to believe that what you see are real demons, I am not the person to blame or to seek revenge on.
( covering my ass, because this shit is fucked up) Also I am not responsible if you are not in good health and your heart fails.
Lets begin.
my stats, sleeping environment.
OK so I am of good standing health at around 6 foot 3, around 189 pounds, I'm of a good weight and have a slight muscular physic.
My bed is 3 feet off the ground and I have two duvet covers below and above, that sandwich me in between. I have six pillows two side by side stacked three high.
My first experience...
Around 5 years ago It was around early afternoon after a night of TV and Internet, I awoke suddenly not being able to move. Although calm there was a slight uncomfortable feeling of fear, wide awake I could see on my chest a brown hairy muscle like animal, from behind I could see the shape and the back of its head. After what seemed like a few seconds its head spun around and it stared right at me with big deep brown and black eyes, its face was full of deep wrinkles coated in short hair. It didn't move, just looked right at me.
I looked at this creature and said in my mind "you look awesome" and I had an sudden desire to catch whatever it was. Deep in my mind I concentrated on my dead right arm waiting for feeling to return, like walking up with a numb arm soon the feeling returned.
Bam!, I swung for the brown creature on my chest, but as fast as I moved it vanished in a flash.
My second experience...
Around a years year later, it was around 11 am, I had fallen asleep in a strange way, unknown to me that this could be the gateway to a world of visions and creatures told through out history. I awoke with what felt was like an explosion in my head, ringing in my ears so loud that It was like TV static. My body dropped deep into my bed what felt like a foot deep, unable to breath normal it felt like i was wearing a weighted vest.
I was wide awake but my eyes were shut. My fear to open them sadly stopped me from seeing what could have appeared. At that level of sleep paralysis the outcome would have been more intense, I still am saddened that my fear got the better of me.
Recreating the strongest experience again.
As I remember how I slept and what I did for this to happen there is a strong possibility that this can be recreated, with others brave and willing we could open a door to a world that science has been unable to study.
1. Lying on your back seems to be the way it happened, now this isn't to say just being asleep in any position wont cause you to have sleep paralysis but from both my times falling into it, I have been on my back.
2. For some unknown reason I decided to sleep with my feet on a pillow arching my legs with a slight bend at the knee, make sure my legs are firm and pressing the soles of my feet into the pillow. My feet were about a foot across.
3. Now this is the most important part, I had two or three pillows under my neck firm and putting pressure between the head and the body. Try and make it so you cant roll over or move from left to right.
4. If all is well after you fall asleep as soon as you are rested enough you may wake up to sleep paralysis and try to open your eyes and see what appears before you, stay calm and remember this is your mind.
What I believe caused my sleep paralysis.
As we move from sleep to being awake our brain sends a signal down the spinal cord waking up the body. If for some unknown physical reason the signal is blocked, it will bounce back awaking the mind causing the brain to light up and which i believe causes the intense ringing in the ears. As the brain is fired awake the body which has not received the signal to wake up will still be deep in its paralyzed state. (This is said to stop you acting out your dreams) you will be in a state of dream and awake causing you to see things that are not really there.
Now I know this might not work for everyone as we are all different, but try it out and report back if you managed to do it.
Good luck and stay safe.
Shadow S Shades.
I've heard nothing but bad things from sleep paralysis. Why the fuck would you want to do something like this?
What happened to pages 7-10 /x/?
Surely we aren't getting axed down to six pages. I know we are cyclical as fuck but 10 pages of our bull shit never hurt anyone.
Pic unrelated
>>17141206
hotpockets deleted a bunch of shitposting, as he does from time to time.
>>17141227
I saw a few legit threads wiped. Who decides what's shitposting and what isn't? Surely more threads = more traffic. Seems odd.
Funny how we can have multiple Art Bell threads but the one on monoliths gets deleted.
For all this year i have had (once a month) a dream where an atomic bomb or meteorite strikes earth. Each dream passing the bomb or meteorite is closer to me. Last dream it stroke the building next to me but i managed to survive. In all other dreams everyone dies and earth kind of blows up. Anyone having the same thing? Any ideas?
When I was around 7 I use to have monthly dreams of being a Pokemon master. In every dream, I would have better Pokemon. Anyone else use to have the same thing? Any ideas?
>>17141216
I actually made this post for a serious question. You can go to /b/ and post your shit there
>>17141216
/thread
any crystalfags here who know the best way to cleanse/program quartz?
>>17141129
python on C++
>>17141139
Kek
Long.Live.Jython
When will you all retarded faggots realize that theres no such a thing as ghosts or demons, grow the fuck up
I seends it tho.
I seends it.
When I checked my mail this afternoon, there was an envelope full of these little, white pills. The envelope wasn't postmarked. So, somebody just dropped it in my mailbox. There's no markings on the pills and they smell like rotten eggs. Anybody here have any idea what these things are? Should I take one and see what happens?
>>17141082
>Should I take one and see what happens?
Stream it brother from another mother! Yahoo!
>>17141082
fluoride pills from grade school. you should take a few to make sure.
>>17141087
Why would somebody put fluoride pills in my mailbox? I don't get it.
ITT: We try to summon a demon
give me some ways to summon a demon (please none that breaks the law) and i'll do them
pic unrelated
>>17140792
how about killing some kind of small bird at midnight under a full moon, ramming your dick up it and screaming "HAIL SATAN" in the middle of the forest?
that sounds like it would do something spooky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U1a1dx4emI
Use this.
t. Grefter
>>17140773
>dais on a stepped platform
>white people think this is architecture
>table and seating for participants of ritual
>seating
Fucking lazy Americlaps, can't even stand throughout a small ceremonial burning.
Yeah, we all know blood is powerful, but there is far more powerful elements that can effect the body, or bodies of man.
It looks like binary in this picture
I see binary and a QR code, whats with the pic OP?
Isn't it a little too soon for this game, OP? You'd said you'd begin this on Jan 2016.
_oaktree
Do you think it exists, and how could you obtain it?
But your soul is already immortal anon. Stop worrying about your dumb flesh so much.
>>17140518
>get educated
>join calico labs
>further googles goal of world domination
>>17140524
I do not care for my soul, I would like to know all there is to know about this world. And for that I need my body