ITT: We try to summon a demon
give me some ways to summon a demon (please none that breaks the law) and i'll do them
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>>17140792
how about killing some kind of small bird at midnight under a full moon, ramming your dick up it and screaming "HAIL SATAN" in the middle of the forest?
that sounds like it would do something spooky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U1a1dx4emI
Use this.
t. Grefter
>>17140836
DONT USE THIS
>>17140839
I used it
t. o 9 o member :^)
>>17140836
I dont get it
>>17140854
Senpai, just enlarge the image :^)
So you want to summon a demon, eh? Really easy instructions in Nathan Smith's free comic book style guide to chaos magick "the psychonauts field manual".
Link: http://bluefluke.deviantart.com/art/The-Psychonaut-Field-Manual-THIRD-PDF-EDITION-530005584
But if you want a quick guide.
>find the demon ya wanna summon
>find or make a sigil for the demon
>make two circles on the floor (it's more complicated than that, check the fucking
field manual)
>one for you, one for it
> put the sigil in the other circle
> call up the demon, mention whether or not you want it to be friendly or aggressive, give it a task.
>banish
>don't leave the circle or the demon will fucking
eat you.
>>17140839
bb, delete this post, everyone will get spooked and nobody will enlarge.
>>17140829
kek
>>17140859
I left the circle, no vore happened.
>>17140856
I did its just a face
Lesser Key of Solomon is a good start
http://www.sacred-texts.com/grim/lks/
>>17140881
K, just wait senpai :^)
>>17140873
Did you successfully summon summtin?
How did it go?
>>17140920
I did this last night and still nothing has happened. When is the bogey man going to get me?
>>17140937
Fuck my ass senpai :^)
>>17140930
It called me a jew and disappeared when I tried to touch it.
I think I summoned /pol/.
>>17140942
Oooooo9h the boogeeymaaaan
>>17140937
Just wait, the order of nine angles created it to alloow a demon to step into your life.
>>17140944
Stop summoning me senpai, we need to use meme magic faglord.
t. demonfag
>>17140948
>mfw I live with my parents who are mega religious and surrounded with holy stuff
>Mfw we successfully expelled a demon in our house trapped in a satanic mirror that was used for witch craft
>mfw you want me to be scared of a meme
>mfw I'm an athiest and don't belive in spooks anyways
I'm dead right?
>>17140973
>atheist
Bitches cant handle their shit when they see my dick.
>>17140988
My dick pays rent and my dick pays quick.
>>17140973
>mfw I live with my parents
And there you have it.
Great post bro.
>>17141007
Nigga, I'm 18 year old college freshman. I can't even afford my own coffee yet
