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have you ever noticed how they always want the government to disclose evidence of ufos as if they know better or have some secret key to understanding the ufo phenomenon that would finally unlock and confirm all evidence of ufo's.
Who's "they"
They should just show up already. Park their spaceship above a football station while thousands are watching.
Appear on TV, etc. Why it's so hard?
>>17131597
They'd rather just draw some circles in cornfields then fly away before anyone sees them.
>them pesky ayylmaus
>coming down here ruining our corn
Hey /x/philes I'm going out on a camping trip soon how do i make sure i don't get fucked by all the spooky things out there?
Bring guns. Lots of guns.
>>17131262
Bring mace...
As soon as you get to the camp site rub your naked body with butter and run circles around the camp yelling "I am the king of cheese!!!"
I live in a condominium building near the main street of the commercial district of a major city and there are a couple of stray cats that live nearby in another condominium building that I used to feed together regularly every night (I already have two small dogs living with me, so I can't take anymore animals). They were always together, one is black and white, the other brown and white, I think they were siblings. A month or so ago, they both vanished for a week and I was worried they might have gotten run over and become roadkill, but I couldn't find any of their...
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>Captain Marvel is Rick Jones' Stand
Well ain't that some shit?
>>17131136
Fuck, I miss Genis-Vell.
So I got a big sketchbook for Christmas and I want to fill it with /x/ related things, anyone have any ideas what I could do? Like making a monster book or something?
>>17130937
A new way to kill someone each day, each day gets its own page. Can write or draw.
You should probably use it for sketching. You'll never fill it up if you try to only do actual works. Besides, if you did that then what would you use to sketch them out in ahead of time?
>>17130962
Too edgy for me, m8
What are spells/curses/magic you have used to better your life? I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of being second choice. I'm tired of not having control. I need to learn more about magic to control everything around me. I started with sigils after listening to Grant Morrison but I need more. Help me /x/. I want to become my own God.
>>17130645
I intend to. Teach me black magic. I'm not scared to sacrafice blood
>I'm a complete push over so I need magic to change my life
I'd send you flying if you ever said this dumb shit to me
pic somewhat related
> faced with a decision about moving back home or staying where I was
> consulted I Ching
> got an obvious answer
> ignored it, moved back anyway
> bad shit happened
> damn, I Ching, I see you
Anyone got any interesting I Ching stories? I know mine kind of sucks, but I'm a little mind blown at how accurate the result ended up being.
>>17130621
I ching is pretty k.
Can't confirm it personally but I like to believe in it.
>>17130621
>got an obvious answer
I must be doing something wrong cause I never get a clear answer. What is your method OP?
>>17130621
i ching is just a holy book that you read in random order
or a fortune cookie without the cookie
it's your ability to apply the fortune to your own situation that makes i ching useful
Check this you all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrlHgDlOmOc
Its a guy farting for 3 seconds. Save your bandwidth guys. Sage
Really scary, I have goosebumps.
Oh god
Laugh By The Window In Merry Dream As Final The Encounter Stop To Last Running Building For Bus Eat In Soul
>>17129526
This looks like when you texting someone and you just click on every word your texting app suggests to you
Why googling this gives me criminal events and news?
>>17129526
Continue Please
This is likely just some tinfoil hatting on my part but hear me out /x/. How did it come about that us millenials grew into this hyper sexualized society? It doesn't seem like it's always been this way. Was it the advent of the internet and easy access to pornography and sexual material? Was it just the natural progression of things or was it engineered? Could it be so simple as sex sells?
This is something that bothers me a lot. I know that the more degenerate a people is the less capable they are of thinking and making decisions for themselves. History has...
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>>17129376
sex sells, it always has. They did sexy advertisements back 20,30, even 60 years ago. Whats sexy has changed and the tolerance has become watered down, so now unless they girl is in a bikini fingering herself while promoting coca cola it doesn't get anyones attention. The availability of porn and those willing to subject themselves to be more revealing through the internet didn't help either
>>17129399
>girl is in a bikini fingering herself while promoting coca cola
Sounds hot. Got a link?
>>17129376
>My speculative study of the occult leads me to a conclusion that I might later divulge, but it's almost insane to think of it being played out on a massive scale.
Instead of saying you MIGHT divulge your theory, just divulge it! Stop being a nigger; you already look retarded as it is, so you might as well go full retard instead of staying half-retard.
Lets talk about mythical creatures and if anyone have been Encounting anything strange feel free to tell our story here
>inb4 drugs arent paranormal
Smoked DMT and I met Eris and she offered me The Fruit to eat. I was so scared and I didn't take it. Tried to force myself back to reality. I still remember vividly what she looked like. She wore a red cape and had dark hair. She was whispering something to me but that memory has faded. Once I came back to this world I saw the seven layers of reality simultaneously. Should have taken the fruit.... :'(
>>17128591
Where would one find dmt?
>>17128666
I got it from a guy. I have no idea but you can produce it yourself if you get hold of the ingredients which separately are legal (You will need to order some herbs). I've been told its easy and there are tutorials on the internet.
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>>17127099
Anyone know of some books for learning scrying?
Any women want to make this a merry christmas for us?
...sorry my head is still in the last thread
hello,
i'm looking for a story about people who got phonecall's after a person died.
I read a story about somebody who died in a train crash, and after the train crash that person apparently called his family telling that his sorry or something similar. can you guys help me?
thanks?
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>>17129313
Beat me to it, kek'd hard.
I once got a call off a little girl who said I was her grandad. I said wrong number and hung up, then she called back again. I asked her what her grandads name was and she said my name and "you ARE grandad, you sound like him". I hung up. The girl was 5 at the most and seemed confused that I was denying being her grandad.
I'm new to /x/ so if you could be so kind to show me the scariest or freakiest shit you have? Thanks
>I'm new to /x/ so if you could be so kind to show me the scariest or freakiest shit you have? Thanks
Yeah, /x/ lives to spoon-feed entertainment to you.
So guys, I'm thinking about hunting a skinwalker.
I live relatively near a lot of swamps and forests, and am considering using this method to see if anything happens. If it does, I'll be back. But armed to the teeth.
I will be armed with a .308, my wife will either be armed with an AK or VEPR-12, I haven't decided yet.
What would be better for taking one down? Two rifles or a rifle and a shotgun? Also, if we decide to go the shotgun route, what load should we use? 00 Buck? Slugs? Home-made napalm shells?
What would you guys recommend?...
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>>17121585
I don't think you should try it man, you'll die before you could even pull the trigger
>>17121617
The risk vs reward is something we've both come to terms with. If that happens, so be it.
>>17121621
What are you gonna do with the body? What if you trap it but can't kill it, like it's harmable but not killable? Have you designed any traps other than the bear traps?
Any creepy stuff on Tor or is it all just crap
the queen rises
The most disturbing site I found was a comprehensive guide for cooking women. The page had information on what body types to use for specific cuts, how to prepare these cuts, and how to cook the girl so she lives as long as possible.
>>17119743
i wondered into one of those onion sites years ago and didn't find anything interesting. the first time i landed on a pedo board i saw a pic of a baby doll that had what looked like semen on it. Nope'd outta there pretty quick. Am convinced that the fbi and the like set up bait sites on there at the least so i keep away from it.
>>17119765
>guide for cooking women
why didn't you screencap it? That sounds pretty disturbing.
