Hello /x/, my friend has gotten a ouija board and asked me if I wanted to use it with him. I've read here that these can actually be dangerous if used incorrectly or that they are just causing the ideomotor effect. What are precautions I should take if I do use it ? Or should I not use it at all as I am pretty novice with my knowledge about them and tell my friend not to use it also?
>>17321630
they can be dangerous dont fuck with it seriously... inb4 its just a game it cant hurt you demons are good ect..
>>17321637
I'm still on the fence but I'm not sure I'll be able to convince my friend not to use it. Are they just literal invitations to demons or are there ways to navigate to benevolent spirits?
Also if you're contacting something ominous what is the proper way to stop contact with the demon and dispose of the ouija board?
what is this from
>>17321496
Xeno
>>17321499
wut
>>17321516
Shit, wrong name. It was actually Xtro, a movie from 1982
hi /x/
A Yeti has been seen in Spain
what do you guys think?
>I want to believe
Easily faked with a suit though
I'd definitely like to see more. I'm with >>17320875
I want it to be real but it probably isn't.
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>>17311866
I'm absolutely jacked, I'll channel it into some readings.
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The snow is beautiful today, the muffling always makes me feel like this
>>17319127
I would just like to say thank you to all of the helpful anons that take their time out to give us all readings. Your efforts are much appreciated.
>>17319166
When will I find peace and my home?
Give me your most disturbing images /x/
I'll dump some
>walking towards streetlight
>soon as you get under it, it goes off
Why? I walked past the same street lamp like 50-60 times in my neighborhood over a year, and it would only kick off the very second I walked under. I waited and watched it one day, and it wouldn't do it periodically or spontaneously, but nonetheless would kick off as soon as I approached it.
I know it has to be faulty to begin with, because it only works with a handful of street lamps. But when it does, it is 100% consistent every time. I asked someone about it, and they said I'm an "energy sucker", and that this is a bad sign for me.
Is this just a weird coincidence? Is there anything to the energy sucker "theory"?
You just want to feel special, so you are looking for meaning where there is none.
It's just coincidence, you don't have anything special about you.
>>17322257
I figured, but I don't think I'm special. I'm certain this has happened to
someone else, since that's why I'm asking in this thread.
no such thing as an "energy sucker," but some people do naturally produce abnormally elevated EM disturbances.
all humans create an EM signature, which is how devices like touch screens or theremines work, some people just happen to produce stronger fields, and these fields can some times cause minor disruptions in some circuits.
think about it thermodynamically, if you were really siphoning the energy in the street light away, where would that energy be going? into you? that "energy" is electricity. did you know we have a word for when a body sucks up electricity? it is called "electrocution." let me ask you this, do you feel electrocuted?
even if we suppose that "energy" was getting converted into another form before it reached your body, we would still see some kind of net gain in your body. do you get hot when you are near it? does your body spontaneously gain calories? no" then you probably aren't absorbing energy.
inb4 some psudo animism bullshit where you are absorbing the fucking street lights "life essence" into your own "life essence" or some shit.
any1 knows if this is something occult? what does it mean.
>>17319011
not gonna lie, looks like laundry instructions to me. context? maybe a less cropped pic?
sorry, only this pic (tattoo of girlfriend)
first one is SUN (astrological), but the rest?
>>17319024
the second is the greek letter delta and the last is an inverted omega.
the triangle thing in the middle I don't know. Probably all don't mean shit
Can we have an unresolved mysteries/disappearances thread?
Pic related; Anna Christian Waters
>Five year old, Anna Christian Waters disappeared on January 16, 1973
>last seen playing in her parent's garden
>possible abductee: father (former doctor) diagnosed with schizophrenia and his male friend (lover) George Brody, who no one apart from the father knew
>George Brody was known to manipulate the father, to the point where he asked him to offically change Anna's middle name to Eifee, so as to honor her past lover
>Brody believed Anna was the reincarnation of a woman he previously loved
>the father never inquired about Anna's whereabouts after she went missing, only asking whether he could stop paying the child support payments
>1981, Brody died of cancer
>Bordy's death certificate mentioned no date of birth or relatives
>1981 later that year, father committed suicide (drank poison)
>before his death, the father destroyed all documents relating to himself, Ann, and George
(contd.)
>a week prior to the disapearance, her brothers saw a man and a woman trying to lure Anna into their car, but drove away after she turned them down
>two men driving away in their car were seen right after Anna's disappearance
>both the parties haven't been identified
>some believe Brody had manipulated the father to kidnap and take Anna for herself
>pic related; father (left) and George Brody (right)
>unseresolved disappearences
my motivation to live
>>17318218
Do you have the US national parks cases?
REMINDER : Beware
New moon tonight
Be on the lookout for any supra-natural activity
in the skies and land based werewolves
We could be seeing a large degree of missing persons coming up and i just want the rest of you guys to help where you can by keeping safe tonight and keeping an eye on normies too.
A lot of girls have been gone missing recently. could be related to this? Like, about 2-3 girls go missing everyday.
>>17317377
aliens gone rape you in outter space.
>>17317377
When is all of this going down tonight and where.
Uncle Ted's comments on MKUltra in his manifesto. As you may or may not be aware he was subjected to MKUltra testing while he was a 17 year old sophomore at Harvard.
"Assuming that industrial society survives, it is likely that technology will eventually acquire something approaching complete control over human behavior. It has been established beyond any rational doubt that human thought and behavior have a largely biological basis. As experimenters have demonstrated, feelings such as hunger, pleasure, anger and fear can be turned on and off by electrical stimulation of appropriate parts of the brain. Memories can be destroyed by damaging parts of the brain or they can be brought to the surface by electrical stimulation. Hallucinations can be induced or moods changed by drugs. THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE AN IMMATERIAL SOUL, BUT IF THERE IS ONE IT CLEARLY IS LESS POWERFUL THAN THE BIOLOGICAL MECHANISMS OF HUMAN BEHAVIOR. For if that were not the case then researchers would not be able so easily to manipulate human feelings and behavior with drugs and electrical currents."
more or less by the mid 70's scientists had completely hacked the human brain in regard to behavior.
"It presumably would be impractical for all people to have electrodes inserted in their heads so that they could be controlled by the authorities. But the fact that human thoughts and feelings are so open to biological intervention shows that the problem of controlling human behavior is mainly a technical problem; a problem of neurons, hormones and complex molecules; the kind of problem that is accessible to scientific attack. Given the outstanding record of our society in solving technical problems, it is overwhelmingly probable that great advances will be made in the control of human behavior."
Anyway, the whole manifesto is chock-full of interesting info.
>>17306438
Had to stop reading it because I agreed too much.
He was a luddite though right? We're on the 4chanz so that's kinda paradoxical
You could read this in literally any neuroscience book. Hell michio kaku has written about it multiple times and even ray Kurzweil.
MKultra was a total failure because they realized that technology to "mind control" people was incredibly far beyond them. To do this one would need to know what every neuron and neurotransmitter in the brain does then develop a way to interact with them to have a significant effect.
100billion neurons and trillions of neurotransmitters. Do you know how long the human genome project ran for? Take that as a starting point and estimate how long this process would take.
>>17306576
incorrect, proven by mid-20th century drastic behavioral changes. look at a common man in any developed country, he was more or less the same man. the early 1800s American man was more or less the early 1900s man, and not much different at all than the 1700's man. around the 1950s with televisions coming into every home and the standardization of public schooling changes in human behavior began to take place. The common early 2000s man is almost unidentifiable to his predecessors. He is overly socialized, de-fanged, afraid, depressed, helpless, demoralized, delusional, without purpose etc.
Hello /x/. I have spent 2 years on this board reading every thread from bigfoot sightings to creepy assed parts of the internet.
I thought I figured it all out.
I was wrong.
I had a theory running that everything we perceived to be creepy was just a coincidence. You might say, oh but that's what the normal non-4chaners point of view is, but the difference is, my theory said that nothing out of the ordinary or that we couldn't explain using normal science existed. Everybody believes in something "Spooky", but not my theory. For instance the columbine thread that you can always find on /x/, was just a few humans looking for patterns in a tragedy that had no meaning. Alien abductions: People trying to get attention, claiming that they have been taken into "Flying Saucers". Oh yes, and Bigfoot: So many people report seeing him and yet not one gets an actual photograph. I was finishing polishing up my theory, and I decided to test it out on a small forum on the deep web, that way if someone does manage to drag up something convincing, I have enough time to fix my theory before someone leaked it to a mainstream board. I constantly checked back to that board. It took a few weeks before a reply: It was a deep web URL. I decided to respond back with the 'I ain't clicking on that shit, nigga' image that 4chan likes so much. The guy wrote back "Just trust me on this one, It will blow your mind." I wrote down the URL and headed off to the local library. Years ago, I had stolen the username and password from one of my friends accounts, assuming that I would one day need it. I assumed right.
I installed tor on the computer and typed in the URL.
What I saw put everything into perspective.
It was a page listing every major tragedy and event that you can imagine listing the exact steps that the sick fucks that ran the site took to make sure it happened.
>>17323347
tl;dr
shorten it for us.
>>17323347
I was skeptic at first, but as I scrolled down I started seeing plans, official documents, even fucking pictures of the people/places before/after the events took place. I saw a picture of a person tied to a chair, and then later one of him being probed and mutilated with the title:
Antonio Villas Boas-1953 Procedure 2: Memory Implanting.
I saw pictures of the 9/11 hijackers taking flying lessons and smiling at a camera while saluting a man right next to the camera.
I saw a picture of FUCKING ERIC HARRIS AND DYLAN KLEBOLD being show how to fire a rifle by a man in a crisp military uniform with the caption :Training Session 2-1998.
But what really took the cake was when I scrolled to the bottom of the page(The entries were listed from oldest to newest) and saw an entry on the Paris attacks. The picture had what I think was 2 of the associated terrorists standing next to what looked like a pressure-cooker bomb. But what almost stopped my heart was the date of entry: October 28th, 2015. Almost 2 weeks before the attacks. There were more /x/, lots more. The ones that I can remember were The Boston Marathon Bombing, the rigging of OJ Simpsons Trial, and the assassinations of Malcom X, MLK, and JFK. It was about then that I snapped out of my trance and tried to do something about this. You may not believe me after what I'm about to tell you, but that's okay, as I will explain in the end. I tried to save the columbine picture, but as soon as I did, my computer crashed. I ran as far away from the library as I could, went 3 towns over even and tried it on one of my friends computer. The URL didn't work.
>>17323351
Look, I know I'm fucked. If the people behind the website didn't track my IP, they'll get me some other way. But there's still a chance that one of you can be stopped from making the same mistake I did. 1.No matter what, there is always something out of the norm. I leaned that the hard way. 2.Don't go on random Dark web URL's-It never ends well 3.Should you, despite all my warnings, find this URL, don't tell anyone. Delete it from your history, don't save any of the images, don't utter a word about it. With a little luck, maybe they'll leave you alone. Maybe. Because you and I would be in the same boat, pal, we know the truth, and that's something they really don't like.
Tl;dr There is something out of the ordinary,
I learned it the hard way.
Ok this has been going on for a couple months now. I'm not sure what kind of answers im looking for here, I guess I want to talk about it since I have no other outlet, and nobody else will listen IRL.
Almost every morning around 430-500, I hear something fall down on either my wood floor in the main room, just outside my bedroom, or I hear something fall IN my bedroom. Of course when I check it out, its nothing...or at least I dont know what made the noise. This morning, 30 minutes ago, I found a spatula on the floor where it doesnt belong. Btw no animals in the house except a goldfish, and I live alone.
I can count on it every fucking morning as long as im semi awake to hear it.
Has anyone hear of a poltergiest on a timer??? Im getting more angry than spooked at this point, its really annoying.
Also, when this all started, one of the first things to happen was a painting falling down stairs, end over end. It was loud as hell and scared me so bad. I checked it out armed, as I did this morning. Im getting too old for this shit...one of these times im going to ignore it and itll be niggers breaking into my house.
Has anyone else had this problem???
OP, given that its on such a definitive timer, like you mentioned, Im thinking this is something physical and probably mechanical.
Im feeling like maybe its a thermostat or an air conditioner or the ice machine or something else, vibrating the knife rack or something else to cause the wall(s) to rattle, something like that.
Set up a camera, record between 4 am and 6 am in the area and see what you get.
>>17322893
>Im getting more angry than spooked at this point, its really annoying.
Either reaction is usually the point so long as there's some reaction. From what I understand they derive sustenance and solidity by drawing the attention of someone by any means necessary, usually fear or irritation works especially if it saps the person of rest leaving them weak willed and susceptible to further influence.
Your options are to leave a camera, voice recorder and other such device running to see if you can pick up any strange activity around those times in those places so reference and evidence, get ear plugs, get a dog, get friends or family involved and/or get the hell out. Now not all cases are reportedly negative, sometimes the culprits are trying to warn you not scare you but if you've generally felt a hostile presence it's probably best to assume control of your own safety and security and not rely on any seance or other activities for interpretation that might drum up more problems. Though I think the usual recommendations on the supernatural side of things is to get some salt and sage, both common spices so you should find some at the store, and sprinkle or burn it outside your bedroom door or something. I dunno.
>>17322927
I thought the floor creaks were just expansion causing creaks myself, but then OP mentioned the spatula.
So. what crazy nonsense have you crazy kid been believing lately? I've been gone a while to /mu/ and i'm out of the loop
>>17322802
let's make it like it's 2011 again
so to give this thread a purpose lets make it a draw thread? because why not? you kids like skelemons right?
>>17322815
not going to lie. but i think they are dead. or they are just forgotten. we seem to be all that's left of the old guard
>That moment when the Moon blocks out the Sun... But only just enough to perfectly cover the suns disc, whilst still allowing us to see the corona of light and other electromagnetic forces radiating from it.
This only happens because the Moon Diameter is exactly 1/400th the size of the Sun's
...and is positioned at exactly 1/400th of the distance between Earth and the Sun!
So, when we see it from the surface of Earth, we are in the only place this can ever be seen, at the only time it could ever happen.
A co-incidence!? It’s the obvious thing to assume. Why should it matter anyway?
After all, who’s got time to worry about such trivialities when the kids need to be fed and the mortgage/rent and bills need to be paid? We don’t have time to indulge such philosophy.
Or do we?
>Science recognises the awesome co-incidence that this alignment exists only during the time when man has been on the planet, able to consciously consider this marvel and his own existence. Science generally acknowledges that we appear privileged indeed to be alive at this time to bear witness to this phenomenon.
>Since science is so keen on method, perhaps it should step outside the box and experience the other obvious alternatives to ‘co-incidence’.
>Surely it’s equally suggestive that man evolved BECAUSE of this alignment!?
Cont
...
And, if that were the case, there are two possibilities to consider.
>1. Either sentient man evolved once this particular alignment had developed over time (Moon drifts away from Earth at a rate of a few inches per year.)
Or…
>2. It was engineered, and maintained, specifically to permit man to evolve!
If one stops to consider this point, it soon becomes obvious that co-incidence never was an option. It overlooks the obvious fact that the ‘coincidence theory’ has no meaning at all. It fits no ‘picture’.
And, in case you hadn’t guessed by now, everything in Nature does, if you look with an ‘all-seeing’ eye.
Of course man ‘evolved’ because of the alignment! It’s proven by our existence here at this time. It’s there, as soon as you look but, rather than trawl through boring data, allow me to continue my attempt to paint a picture in numbers and words.
Cont
>>17322676
>>Surely it’s equally suggestive that man evolved BECAUSE of this alignment!?
Stop right fucking there.
These co-incidences are substantial, yes, but there is also likelihood they are correlated without being causative. There's theory that the same theoretical asteroid that slammed into Earth at a theoretical point in time causing the theoretical debris from the collision to theoretically form into the moon may have also carried microorganisms or some form of genetic remnants that went on to produce life on Earth due to the amiable conditions once the moon helped regulate the tides and all that...theoretically. Furthermore if we take into consideration the gravitational sphere of influence the Sun and Earth have on each other it can be assumed something in between would be equally influenced by both and subsequently shaped by the invisible hand of gravity to fit like a puzzle piece in the empty space existing at a cross section. In theory.
...
The Moon is 1/81st the Mass of Earth.
(Bear in mind that science has no idea at all what ‘Mass’ is, by the way. It’s a strange brew of density, volume and weight, but they know not from whence it emanates!)
Earths orbit around the sun is 366 cycles per year.
(Viewed from OFF the planet!)
Moons orbit around Earth is 27.32 days
(When measured against fixed stars. Known as the ‘Sidereal Month’)
If there were some higher symmetry hiding in these apparently random numbers, how can we see it? A good starting point is always…Reciprocate them! See what happens!
1/81 = 0.0123456789… (A mathematician will soon spot that, in fact, the 8 does not actually appear if you use a calculator to do the math. But there is a known mathematical proof which, when applied, proves the 8 is actually in the sequence. Just accept this for now.) So, the reciprocal of 81 is the decimal number system. So what?
1/366 = 0.002732 Interesting?
1/27.32 = 0.0366 More interesting?
If you are seeing nothing, don’t let the numbers block your view. Remove all the decimal points and zeros, because they are simply scalar indicators, and notice that 2732 and 366 are reciprocal opposites.
Earth and Moon are ‘locked’ in a numerical reciprocal relationship!
I woke up at three am five minutes ago and I hear pots and pans shaking in the kitchen downstairs. I have to piss, but the bathroom is off of the kitchen and there are no containers in my bedroom. Wat do?
why the fuck are you afraid of pots
aim out the window
just piss your bed I do it all the time