I woke up at three am five minutes ago and I hear pots and pans shaking in the kitchen downstairs. I have to piss, but the bathroom is off of the kitchen and there are no containers in my bedroom. Wat do?
why the fuck are you afraid of pots
aim out the window
just piss your bed I do it all the time
Do you have a bottle?
>>17322453
Go to the bathroom, take your leak and shout
>Keep it down! Some of us are trying to take a piss here!
If they have any manners they'll wait 'til you're done.
>>17322453
Just realized it might just be a burglar. OP probably should have called the cops or someone before he headed down, too late now.
>>17322517
yes i'm afraid it was a prowler and op is dead
he died a pissy man
>>17322461
Ew. Bet no women are sleeping with you anon.
>>17322466
I like your style, dude
last night before going too bed. I was walking upstairs and a mug slammed on the counter. I walked back down it was on its side.
>>17322701
holy frick
