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How do I worship Satan?
>>17334277
Committing suicide is a widely accepted form of tribute to Satan
>>17334277
By doing very well in all of your classes until you graduate high school.
Better question. How does one summon a demon of sloth and ignorance? The more you try or research how the harder it is. Seems impossible, right?
>>17334277
By not believing that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of the Living God, Who died for the sins of mankind and rose on the third day.
By not believing this, you guarantee yourself to be satan's roommate.
You will not enjoy the experience, no matter how edgy you think you are now.
I think Im losing it. I keep seeing the number 111 pretty much everywhere now. What is this all about? Or am I just going insane?
>>17330000
selective perception
Doesn't mean a thing.
Now if you saw four zeroes in row, even once or twice THAT would mean something.
>>17330000
That happened to me with the color configuration Red, Blue, Green.
In the end i just chalked it up to >>17330004
When do you think the singularity will happen /x/? In our lifetime? Thousands of years from now? And will humans be able to coexist with A.I. more intelligent than humans?
>>17329642
>And will humans be able to coexist with A.I. more intelligent than humans?
By the time we've developed true AI we'd have integrated the technology into ourselves.
Yes, in about 10 - 15 years from now.
Depends how old you are.
And yes, we will coexist with AI.
With Islam I'm not sure!
This is not paranormal, just progress!
>>17329724
True, long before an android will replace us, we will become androids.
part I;
>>17311744
>here's the mp3;
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3
>heres the SA page explaining it;
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762459&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
>Shmorky is creator of ZALGO and Something Awful was the origin of Slenderman.
>>17323262
fuck me, this sounds like it could have very easily escalated into some kind of charles manson situation. i hope everyone involved is ok
>>17323262
Oh my god that recording. Im almost horrified but Shmorky turns it into a bizarre self parody
aaaa
>>17323741
>that pic
what the hell is that? A rickroll reference? PFFFT! Look at this Lame-o! Doesn't he know that the NEW hotness is JOHN CENA?
Yeah, because the exact same joke is so much funnier if you just make the audio so loud that it clips.
Not to mention that the original audio that inspired it was uploaded to the flash portal more than a year ago. I saved it to my computer and used to listen to it and laugh because of how ridiculously over the top it was. It was a tired 'meme' for me before it even fucking became one..
http://memedocumentation.tumblr.com/post/127286275235/explained-john-cena-meme
>memedocumentation
>hm, knowyourmeme has been around for a long time. its old. thats not good. what should i name my fresh meme observation tumblr blog to make it sound important and official
Second Edition
Old thread here (>>17232733)
Hello! This general is for anyone who wants to talk about
>dreams
>their interpretation
>lucid dreaming
>sleep paralysis
>creepy dreams
>precognitive dreams
>astral projection/OBE
Some websites to help you out
dreamviews.org
http://api.ning.com/files/P3hYmFgEsbPdxPgMJXWt7K6KUuoJYAYi7NXHr5GuVYff8NDqHvvmD7u8mkZ3MnPCSzZGPVKJ*2vwuowl*GbkLZeKNr0hUN0R/RobertBruceMasteringAstralProjection.pdf
I had a dream this afternoon that I was sleeping on the floor (I sleep on the floor IRL) annd I kept bumping into this THING standing in the middle of my room. This thing was almost completely invisible, I could just kinda make out the outline of his feat and extrapolate that he must have been at least 8-10 feet tall. He seemed to be wearing armor. Anyway, I'd try to throw a ball across my room and it would hit this invisible thing standing in my room. I say thing and not guy because he appeared to be completely braindead like a golem. Usually living things emit some kind of psychic energy and I can pick up on it and tell that they are real. Either this thing was assassin quiet or he really didn't think much at all.
So I complain to my mom that there is something in my room. I'm thinking in my head that its some kind of "Demon? Djinn? Interdimensional knight?" whatever. My mom is useless so I sorta go back to sleep and then wake up irl when I bump my elbow on my laptop.
This isn't the first time I've dreamed about a knight like this. The last time I was wandering my house and there was this guy/knight standing behind me curtain. I could see his armored feet and the curtain seemed to be stuck on his form like cling wrap. I walk up to him like "Uh...what are you doing here/what are you." And he comes to life (still covered) and reaches out his hand, shakes my hand with his humongous hand and says "Nice to meet you, God!" like a politician or a really keen fan. I wake up after backing away.
So what do you guys make of this? I'm not sure. I think these dreams occur at least partly on the astral, part dream part astral. And this guy is part in our dimension and part not. I'm not sure if he's friend or foe, watcher or active participator. If he's some sort of puppet whose is he and why? It's all pretty weird.
>>17281884
>sounds like your mom is lonely, frustrated and feel like she's not appreciated
You also weren't very clear on this being a dream or real
anyways, i have never heard of those symptom things, but it could easily be placebo or confirmation bias i guess
It wasn't a dream. I've just decided to use less stimulants (sugar, caffiene) but just enough to not be anxious so I can keep my mental stability without endangering my relationships.
READ THIS
Here are some small guidelines to you people before posting in the thread
1: If you need help with any sort of dream (lucid, SP, recurring, etc), or just remembering in general, the first step to achieve nearly all of those goals, is to write a dream journal.
2: If you want an interpretation, please put "Dream Interpretation" in your namefield. If you just want to share a story put "Storytelling" in the namefield. This way, it's easier for others to find your comment.
3: Giving advises or analyzing someone else's dreams does not require any sort of authority, if you think you can do it, feel free to give some other people a response.
4: Even if you don't believe this is a paranormal topic, you must admit it takes a lot of dream threads off of the catalog
>>17281884
Although i appreciate that i'm not the only one working on these threads, i was planning on making some small changes to the OP when i made the second edition. I included those changes in this comment in hopes that people will still find it and read it before posting
>Oracle tells me my soul is owned by "Saturn"
>sit on my bed at night with my phone, looking at Saturn astrology related stuff
>room is pitchblack, blinds down, everything offline
>look up, there is suddenly a bright, white light illuminating the whole room for a second
???
It looked like someone took a picture with flash in my room. There was no sound. It happened while I was awake, not under the influence of drugs or paranoia. I definitely am not prone for hallucinations and have not any health issues that I'm aware of. Nothing else happened though, like there was no dream, voice or feeling. Just that odd flash light. Any ideas what happened?
>>17329941
alien abduction
>>17329950
You mean anal examination?
>>17329967
yes. seeing a white flash is a sign of grey abuse
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I'm surprised I've never seen this case brought up here. It's so obviously a cover up.
He was found dead rolled up in a gym mat, supposedly trying to get a pair of shoes. First autopsy reported that he died of accidental suffocation. Second autopsy reported death by blunt force trauma. There are so many weird details in this case, I can't stop thinking about it. Any thoughts?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Kendrick_Johnson
>>17329229
interesting.. nice find op, therefore i bump
>>17329229
even stranger is that the surveillance video is missing the segment where he apparently crawled into the mat.
>>17329229
Never seen those corpse photos. The blood can easily be explained by pooling due to decomposition. Don't remember enough about the case to make a conclusion. Can this be a general unsolved murders thread?
Anyone here has achieved it? Is it dangerous?
I'd like to hear first-hand experiences if possible; techniques are also welcome.
*Cough cough*
Go back to /r/autism
>>17314293
how come people here talk about that like its just some thing
do you even have some operative definition of what the term means? or what is to be done to achieve it? or are you all just shizzo?
>>17314293
Depends what you want to achieve. Being able to see things and not knowing how to tune out of it can make you go insane. Sometimes, its better not to see, you know?
>>17314380
How tryhard
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>>17327737
anyone doing readings in the new thread?
Brent
Tallish, brown hair, hazel eyes
NY/PA
Male Sagittarius
General/future/love reading, please and thank you
>>17331813
looks like a no :(
>already been 4-5 commercials referencing aliens this superbowl
>"planet X" announced this year already without any really new advancements in technology
They are prepping our minds to accept them, whether they are fake ones or real ones it's going to happen soon lads
they've gotta dumb it down for all of the idiots and religious freaks
inb4 they fucked up and want the human population to fight em
What do you think they'll announce? And what do you think the reaction of said announcement would get from humans?
/x/, I doubt many of you find my comments memorable, so I'll narrow it down. I found a coin outside my apartment. I keep commenting on threads, promising to post this coin. But every time I've looked for it to take the damn picture, its missing. After a CAREFUL and watchful eye, I finally got two VERY clear pictures on my phone.
/x/, what the hell kind of coin is it? Should I take this to a museum? Donate it to a church? Cleanse myself?
And /x/ I am sorry if these are a bit unclear. I took the clearest pictures I could. But I used my phone, so not sure how good these will look on pc.
>>17327874
>/x/, what the hell kind of coin is it? Should I take this to a museum? Donate it to a church? Cleanse myself?
How about running a simple battery of tests? It's a coin, measures its weight, its dimensions, put a magnet to it and see what happens. See how quickly it gets hot when near a heat source or how cold it gets. Write this stuff down and inform yourself of its properties instead of handing it over to someone else who'll probably just sell it.
The scorpion and double cross should give you a head start on terms to search to find more meaning and symbols.
>>17327911
I'm not looking for value. I don't care about value. I'm looking for meaning. What is it /x/? Not what it's worth. I don't care what it's worth. I care about what it is. The symbols. The cross.
List the top 3 conspiracy theories that you are utterly convinced are real and that nothing could persuade you otherwise. And for each one, state the single biggest reason why you believe this
>9/11 was carried out by the U.S Government
Reason: Collapse of WTC 7
>The Moon landings were faked
Reason: The existence of the Van Allen belt
>The existence of the Illuminati
Reason: Endless occult symbolism at all levels of society and media
>the entire international space programme is fake
Reason: the footage all looks fake, and seems to keep pace with movie special effects
>the majority of major news stories are faked with crisis actors, often as part of a training exercise.
Reason: The media can 100% control how the story pans out, including official nonsense conspiracy theories, like micro-nukes did 9/11. It's perfect propaganda
>nuclear weapons aren't real.
Reason: All the footage looks faked. It's fear porn for the masses. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed by incendiary bombs. That's why you have concrete structures still standing
It's all lies folks.
Also Democracy. That's bullshit too.
>>17327768
>>17327815
I concur anon
Also, have you seen this?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEXG7h6kBOQ
>>17327815
>>nuclear weapons aren't real.
>Reason: All the footage looks faked. It's fear porn for the masses. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed by incendiary bombs. That's why you have concrete structures still standing
What?
>Nukes aren't real
>mfw
>9/11
Painfully obvious that it was a controlled demolition. WTC 7, the hole in the pentagon etc
>Holocoast
Literally impossible to kill that many people with the method that is proposed. The abundance of newspaper articles (jewish owned papers) who mentions the 6 million figure several decades in advance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dda-0Q_XUhk
Gas chamber door, individual ovens, non existent mass graves, chimney not being connected to anything, all alleged extermination camps being in soviet occupied territory etc.
>JFK
That speech and that shot.
can we talk about angels please?
... more specifically, about their relationships with humans? do they live on earth, can they fall in love, how do you detect an angel?
when i shared my suspicion that my boyfriend was an exiled guardian angel with erased memory all hell broke lose in that thread, it completely exploded. but what i would like to know as well are there people here who think they ever came in contact with a real angel in our reality? .. so not astral or anything, i mean in flesh and blood..
thanks in advance and please STAY ON TOPIC, if you dont believe in angels and think its bullshit i respect that but just move on please this is a paranormal board, not an science/atheism only board
You already have this exact same thread here:
>>17319711
>>17320765
I'm sorry for the replies you got. People here often suck. I like to read about angels too.
>>17320771
its over 300 replies its auto saging and got completely destroyed by trolls and atheists within a few hours of posting it, id like to have a serious informative angel thread now, thanks
Well. What do you guys think? Are we slowly being introduced to the idea of aliens over time so we become more comfortable with the idea? Is it possible these "aliens" aren't what they claim to be and are actually fallen angels or the offspring of fallen angels and humans called nephilim?
Discuss and add any information you may want to
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M9OUYqqtIhg
>>17316831
>that alien grabbing for the balls
>>17316839
Kek
I didn't even notice that
I personally believe that humans are the only divine race in the universe now. I mean we are desu perfect in creation and look beautiful. Aliens are most likely demons, they all look the same. I used to think there are other beings in the universe but I'm starting to feel like humans are as good as it gets.
