I've been a philosopher and a student of various religions for a very long time. During the course of my study, I have been exposed to many different worldviews, all of which have borne different inconsistencies. In seeking to rectify these inconsistencies, I believe I have perceived the truth behind everything.
This being the case, I thought I'd give people the opportunity to ask the proverbial "man on the mountain" anything they cared to. The answers to all of life's riddles can be yours. I can advise you on any number of things. Am I the real...
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No.
>>17182233
I see you've already crossed the river. Well done.
>>17182229
Should I get a sofa bed, or stick with more traditional soft furnishings?
Ok /x/, i am thinking about summoning a entity (Don't know if it need will be a demon) to guide me, and teach me, don't wanna money, love and stuff, just want lessons and help on my life, could someone gove me aome hints/lessons? Like,
>what entity i should summon
>the risks
>the prices
>and if it is worth it
>pic not related
>>17206058
If that is your true intent and those desires are far from your mind, please summon the Fae. They'll be able to teach you more than you could've ever imagined on your own. It won't be dangerous for you to do so if you really are who you say you are. I feel that, if I'm feeling who are you properly, you'll be respectful in the ways that matter, even if you'll make any number of disrespectful mistakes when learning. The Fae can tolerate all but willful ignorance, and you seem to have the...
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>>17206080
maybe you should summon a fae of your own to teach you, cus you sound like a fucking idiot
>>17206098
My desires aren't compatible with doing so at the moment. Neither is my soul. My fate is separate from what you would call reality.
Hey /x/, quick story for you, followed by some questions.
>For some time, experience visual distortion before falling asleep
>Usually accompanied by dark laughter and voices in my head
>Don't think much of it, and it stops when I move out of my rental house to be with family for a while
>Move back in
>First night, voices and distortion come back in full force
>Walls warping, colors changing, lights shifting all around
>Laughter and voices come back, it feels like I'm fighting to keep my internal voice above theirs
>Figures start appearing in the darkness
>Tell them to fuck off, try to express powerful energy
>End up falling asleep, wake up feeling incredibly depressed and irritable
What the fuck happened? Hypnagogic hallucinations? Or is there a ghost or demon or something in my house.
Are you overwieght or do you lack exercise?
It might be the blood that run off you head, a vagal episode.
Does your head turn when you are laying for a while and you get up quickly?
>>17206073
I'm a smoker and I don't exercise, so that could definitely be it.
I used to get headaches when I stood up, but it's not so common these days.
>>17206057
>Laughter and voices come back, it feels like I'm fighting to keep my internal voice above theirs
This sounds familiar to me, but I'm not sure where.
Was there any aspect to the laughter? And were the voices coherent or jumbled?
So I saw a crowe thread on the undead about a week ago and I was wondering if anyone could tell me more about the subject.
Any takers?
>>17205947
Thank you. Who might you be?
Can't open it. Please post some info.
Find the full episode of Sesame Street
Protip: You can't
done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6kpcPD8bks
>>17205577
Go away troll
pls explain
Saw this at King's Park Psychiatric Center. Can anyone make out the link?
>>17205548
Someone in /v/ might know. Its someones Twitch channel if you want to watch him play video games all day and beg for donations so he dont have to get a job. Not paranormal.(Except for the fact that its an unsolved mystery as to why douchebags donate money to these losers so they can slack off at life.)
There are no wendigo-likes in europe right?!?
it has been here for 10 minutes now and i am seriously fucking freaked out
left midddle WHAT IS THIS
>>17205518
That's a tree OP. In winter they don't have leaves.
Seriously though, I don't see anything.
>>17205525
Same.
>>17205525
samefag.
NVM ITS THERE
Story time /x/ , I'm still shitting bricks so I may as well share the experience:
>on vacation with gf
>having dinner at a fancy restaurant
>60 year old dude with a tracksuit who looks exactly like Robbie Williams enters
>sits on my table casually as if we're friends
>he asks my name
>I tell him it's Patrick, my actual name is Pierre
>the man grins and says, are you sure it's not Pierre?
>I shrug it off, he could have heard it from anyone
>so fucking Robbie Williams says that my girlfriend is pregnant, it's impossible that someone told him because it was a secret between me and her
>I start getting uncomfortable
>He tells me to chill and whips his hair
>a small horn is sticking out of his forehead
>''I'm a weird mixture of Nostradamus and Baba Vanga(google her).''
>''You should carry a gun with you, a war is coming, churches will be burned down and something else will be built on their place.''
>I assume he's talking nonsense at this point
>He starts crying and holds my hand and says ''Save your family Pierre, you're good people. It hurts me to see good people die.''
>I tell him to fuck off
>He drinks my glass of wine and says that we'll meet at the void
Many sleepless nights to be had.
>>17205513
>Many sleepless nights to be had.
That's all you ever really can do, OP.
This guy?
Is it possible for your spirit to leave your body after a dramatic experience? I've been depressed and feel no real emotions, it also feels like I haven't been maturing at all since the experience. I can't remember when's the last time I've had dopamine in my system, I can fake trying to act cheerful around others but I'm just empty inside, this has been going on for around 3 years now.
>>17205385
That's just the feeling you get when your body is eating itself.
>>17205385
>I can't remember when's the last time I've had dopamine in my system
That's a good sign, because our body has no way to detect such a thing in the first place. Recalling the experience of a scientific concept would mean you were entirely delusional and hallucinating shit.
>>17205385
Soul retrieval, highly recommend
Hey /x/, I have a little OC ufo story so I thought I'd make a thread about it.
>be me in 2005, 11 years old
>in cub scouts
>bears 2 fuck yeah
>one day our group goes on a field trip to an observatory
>just chillin with my buddies and learning about space stuff
btw the stuff we saw was not seen through the telescope
>after looking though the telescope we all went outside to learn...
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>saw 2 fireflies doing the mating ritual
>im not saying it was aliens
>but it was aliens
>>17205305
the lights weren't blinking, it was in the middle of fall, and they were easily a mile and a half away
>>17205315
Did they travel in a straight line?
Best of /x thread
I know you faggots are out there so stop lurking and start posting.
Or are you afraid you're going to get V&'d?
I posted in a thread yesterday on this but to make a long story short, last November I found myself in my local national reserve in the dead of winter.
Things happened, and I wound up with frost bite to the point which my body had become so frozen the pain had become excruciating. While I will not provide the reasoning for how I found myself in this situation, I will at the very least point out that frost bite does not magically disappear...
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bump
That's not ESP.
ESPer?Get it?
It's fine, OP. You can tell us that you've done some.
Sup, /x, newfag on line. Tell me what's the meaning of this sign? w/ origin
>>17204954
Looks like an antlion with a human body
>>17204954
>/x
fuck off were not a subreddit
It's the sign of berenstein.
Got some bibles from my granny. Burned 2 of them last 2 weeks. Does anyone know any rituals or something? I have searched the internet but only got ritual burning of love letters or something...
I also have a Ouija Board and tried to communicate with spirits/ghosts/demons without success. I have done it with friends and allone but nothing happened.
Any tips?
I also got Tarrot cards but don't know how to use them. Would love to learn
were they old bibles or mass publication books?
if they were old, congrats, you probably burned your family's genealogical records
Ate the bibles, board, and cats related somehow, or are you just making three completely separate points?
So I've been trying to astral project for some months now, and most of my failures has been due to me getting too excited and ruining my focus and breathing.
However, back in December, I believe I achieved it unintentionally. I remember suddenly finding myself surrounded by nothing but whiteness. Everything was bright and white, but not blinding. Every time I move however I could see my form like a black cloud moving through the whiteness. I realize suddenly that I had separated from my body and immediately began climbing. Every inch I climbed I could feel myself rising...
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>>17204827
cont.
I then suddenly realized my eyes were open, as I was there meditating (astral projection I have found, is really a deep form of meditation) my eyes were open, and never one did I blink, and the horizon I was staring at, was a light cast on my wall by one of my chargers. However, what struck me as odd, was the fat that I never once blinked(I would have known because the movement would have broken my meditaiton), and I never at any point before breaking my meditation realized that my eyes were open. This...
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Bumping because I believe I had me eyes open for well over thirty minutes
>>17204949
Do you have a question?
I feel it is folly for people to start with aiming for AP without a proper foundation in other related arts