Lads, i think i seen a ufo, or, i don't even fucking know. Pic related. I haven't told anyone because i'm confused as fuck about what i actually seen.
It happened on Saturday morning at about 03:00, in cairngorms national park, at a place called derry lodge. I was wild camping.
I'm not going to type out the full fucking story cause it will look like a shit attempt at copy pasta so i'll just keep it brief.
I got woken up by a weird sound.
Went to take a look, and seen some shit.
Freaked the fuck out, ran back to my tent, packed away as...
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>>17207425
What's your favorite sport?
>>17207426
water sports m8
>>17207425
Lol "I just have this one picture"
Into the trash it goes
when am I getting a bf? whats their personality and interests?
>>17207303
>>17207308
jahaha oh sheldon, big bang is such a good show and based on truth of how all life happened
>>17207303
I'll be your bf. My personality is a good one and my interests are those that you'd like too what's up
Are there any neutral entities? Specifically, in the abrahamic theurgy? A deity, Angel, spirit, what have you, that holds power, but isn't aligned to good or evil, God or the Devil?
>>17206989
Good question! I've never heard of one and my mind is drawing a void looking for one. Muslim here, so I can't speak for Christianity or that other cuck bullshit that spawned it, but there isn't one in Islam that I know of offhand.
>>17207041
Doesn't Islam have djinns?
>>17207056
Yeah, but they don't have the explicit option of being neutral. They're basically forced to put up with the same bullshit decision that man is put to. There are Muslim Jinn and shayateen jinn and it's never supplied to us that a neutral position can exist.
If you ask any Muslim, they'll tell you Jinn are whisperers or shayateen or Shaytan himself or any of a number of malicious interpretations. If Allah meant Jinn to be neutral, he fucking failed.
How would taking DMT and listening to a numbers station turn out?
>>17205562
There's only one way to find out.
>>17205566
What about the risk of pic related?
>>17205606
What part of, "There's only one way to find out." didn't you understand?
No satanic shit i am a proud christian
has anyone got ways how i can have an lucid dream the times i have an lucid dream are from 2 - 10 years and i really want one again
lol anon
>>17204768
>has anyone got ways how i can have an lucid dream
Pray to Satan.
>>17204768
>wear a watch
>check watch a lot
>build hella deep habit
>so deep it happens in dreams
>in dream
>check watch
>8 different hour hands
>realize something is fucking up
>take control of dream
>profit???
what are your thoughts on egyptian healing rods? has anyone tried?
Also general ancient egypt thread
i doubt they do anything
there is a story from the bible about rods and the story of the children of Abraham. (i believe it was either Issac or Jacob who was using rods to measure something)
what you're referring to anon sounds like witchcraft, if i'm not mistaken, Christian spirituality teaches healing only comes by the spirit of God (although i do not know the scripture on that off the top of my head as well, would have to dig it up)
>>17204744
>if i'm not mistaken, Christian spirituality teaches healing only comes by the spirit of God
You are completely mistaken.
https://www.gci.org/series/healing4
And on the banks, on both sides of the river, there will grow all kinds of trees for food. Their leaves will not wither, nor their fruit fail, but they will bear fresh fruit every month, because the water for them flows from the sanctuary. Their fruit will be for food, and their leaves for healing.”
Ezekiel...
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>>17204758
ah, aoeey, good looking out anon
i may be thinking of when Jesus said performing exorcisms are evidence of the spirit of God
Please help I don’t know if this has happened to anyone else but I still can’t believe what happened to me.
I don’t know if this is even paranormal but holy shit
>this past week I’ve been spending in the springfield area because im on break from school
>my parents want me to come with them to our cousin’s house, they live in northern Arkansas, not too far away
>I like my cousins but who I really like is their dog Lysander
>big fluffy...
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>>17203197
>I suddenly feel nervous even though I try to brush it off as normal, I mean, he’s a dog
>he looks confused, starts padding around but is super alert
>then his ears perk up and a low growl starts in his throat
>i stand behind him
>”what is it buddy?”
>his back arches like a cat and he stands in front of me, still softly...
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>>17203204
>I know im probably not in danger because bears don’t usually attack humans, but this one is huge
>I didn’t even know bears were in this area
>Im cursing myself for not bringing that gun
>then I start to notice that the bear is walking funny
>its still a ways off and the branches are hiding it, but it looks like it’s swaying from side to side with each...
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I aint reading that RP shit niggaroo
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Definitely need some career advice if there's a reader around. If there is on present, let me know what you need to know!
Gonna restate what I said on the previous thread: I can do you some astral readings; just need your astral chart (if you don't know how to do it, just your Sun, ascendant and Moon will suffice), and please, make the questions as concise and specific as possible.
Greetings, and welcome to The /x/ Files, the weekly news digest for 4chan's Paranormal board. Every Sunday, we take a quick snapshot of the mysterious world around us and bring it, in an easily readable magazine format, to the board. I am The Editor, the anonymous creator of this idea and collector of the news that will be following below. In the interests of legitimacy, I will be using a secure tripcode to post the thread; once the posts are completed, I will take the tripcode off and return to my anonymity.
Did everyone watch Awesome Games Done Quick this year? Over a million dollars raised to end cancer, and all because some guys are really, really good at videogames. That's pretty cool, if you ask me. You know what else is cool? Four new elements on the periodic table, thousands of pink bottles washing up on a remote British beach, metal balls raining on Vietnam, and a US presidential candidate promising full disclosure on UFOs. All that is in the news, along with a couple more weird stories, the C2C roundup, and all your favorite paranormal podcasts, in Issue Nine of The /x/ Files!
Table of Contents:
1: Paranormal News of the Week
2: Radio Show Roundup
3: Paranormal Podcasts
4: Editor's Note
Paranormal News of the Week
Strange video shows 'Devil tree' burning from the inside
A video posted to Youtube on December 21, 2015, shows a tree burning from the inside out while producing very little smoke. The disturbing spectacle was discovered by two hikers who happened to come across it while out walking in the woods near the city of Defiance in Ohio. One of the men took out his cellphone and started to film the fire as it slowly engulfed the inside of the tree while leaving the outer trunk and branches untouched. Even more peculiar was the almost complete lack of smoke from the blaze despite its apparent intensity.
Video: https://youtu.be/gzlFMmc5b6U
Four new elements added to periodic table
The periodic table has been given four new elements, changing one of science’s most fundamental pieces of knowledge. Elements 113, 115, 117 and 118 will now be added to the table’s seventh row and make it complete, after they were verified by the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry on December 30, 2015. All of the four new admissions are man-made. The super-heavy elements are created by shoving lighter nuclei into each other and are found in the radioactive decay — which only exists for a tiny fraction of a second before they decay into other elements. The elements have been worked on since at least 2004, when studies began showing the discovery and priority of element 113. But they have all now satisfied the strict tests to be admitted to the periodic table.
Full Story: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/periodic-table-gets-four-new-elements-making-science-textbooks-around-the-world-out-of-date-a6795256.html
Clinton vows to investigate UFOs and Area 51
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has promised that if she is elected as the next president of the United States she will “get to the bottom” of questions and controversy over what the U.S. government knows about UFOs and aliens. Clinton reportedly made the promise during an interview with The Conway Daily Sun reporter Daymond Steer while campaigning in New Hampshire. When Steer asked the Democratic candidate about her position on UFOs and ETs and whether she would support efforts by UFO disclosure groups,...
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Deformed Mountain Lion Found With Fangs in Forehead
It sounds like a hoax: A mountain lion with a second set of teeth growing out of its forehead. But the Idaho Department of Fish and Game has confirmed that the young male mountain lion legally shot south of Preston had a growth on its head with a full set of fangs. The growth, which hints at the snout of another cougar, had small whiskers as well. It came to the department’s attention after it was shot at by a landowner, who saw it attacking a neighbor’s dog. Although the mountain lion ran off, the hunter followed...
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Get fucking thread happening over at reddit right now. Some dude and his friend found a fucked up voodoo statue in the forest and now his friends house is haunted. Creepiest part is something about hearing a guy with a tracheotomy breathing in his ear.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Paranormal/comments/408hde/me_and_a_friend_found_this_creepy_statue_while/
Pasting the whole story below
Last weekend my friend and I went hiking in the Catskills (near Sundown Forest FWIW) and found this really creepy statue while fucking around in some caves. It has nails in its eyes and a noose around its neck. Looks like it might be old. I don’t think its been there very long but its weird because this cave was way off the trail. Someone had a fire in there not too long ago.
The statue really wigged me out but my buddy decided to take it home with him even though I told him not to. Everyone says that theres devil worshippers that come out here to sacrifice animals...
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Fuck off back to redshit mate.
EDIT: My friend showed up here at like 1130. He’s out of his mind scared. never seen him like this before.I’m going to do my best to remember everything he just told me because it was a lot. But long story short, he’s sleeping over because something is in his house.
We found the statue on Sunday and like I said I told him not to take to because it gave me bad vibes but he took it anyway. He’s been an atheist as long as I’ve known him so when he told that something was going on i thought he was just fucking with me because i knows i like to watch paranormal shows...
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Welcome to the Paranormal Healing General!
In this thread you can ask and / or give distant healings from / to each others!
Every style is welcome: Reiki, Quantum Touch, pranic healing, Taoist techniques, etc...
One more thing:
>This thread is transforming into a healing thoughtform itself.
>We're constantly charging it with thoughts, attention, emotions, and - that's the important part - with healing.
>And this energy is becoming stronger and...
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>>17157554
So here we go again: I'm back and ready to help your self-healing processes.
I'm working with Quantum Touch - they have their own Youtube channel with a lot of interesting videos, so you can check this thing out if you want.
>How to ask for healing?
Just post a request, that's enough.
I don't need your name, address or whatever - your post is a perfect focal point.
>How...
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>>17192624
Hello! Would I be able to get a healing?
Thank you!
I'm hear to corrupt your healing thoughtform, unless it can overpower my corruption in which case that is the best case scenario for us
Give me your best shot coolguy
I know a lot of people don't pay much attention to the asteroids when doing charts so I'm not even sure how significant this is but I was wondering if anyone might have any insight.
My lilith and Juno are opposed and both squared a conjunction between pallas, vesta and chiron forming a fat nasty T-square.
Any ideas what this could mean?
Also general astrothread
>>17190984
>>17190984
Ooh...you're a scorpio? Sorry, we can't be friends
>>17191072
Aww dang /:
also if anyone wants to post their chart i'll try my hand at reading them
Hello gentle denizens of /x/! I come bearing a gift. I put together a crash course style intro to the core teachings of Yoga. I have a feeling people browsing /x/ will appreciate the information.
Most of what I've gather isn't online anywhere (besides places that I've shared it), so take a look!
traditionalkriyayoga.com/about
Thanks, OP.
Always looked for good yoga stuff online but everyone usually wants monies. Tyvm op
My life's work is teaching true Yoga to others (beyond the stretching, meditation, and breath control), and I don't have any thoughts of monetary gain for what I do. I'm rewarded handsomely in other ways!
Do you recite the name of Buddha Amitabha?
Maitreya is the one of our Age. He will appear in a few years, the second coming of Christ is the same entity.
>>17209437
>>17209315
fuck both of you, Only Kapalesvara and Tara Maa
Hara Hara Mahadev!
Jai Jai Maa!
Lets start a creepypasta/nope thread, /x/ is boring as fuck right now
Contributing with one of my favorites, the ghost puncher.
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17121711/