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Hey /x/. I think my condo is haunted. Weird things have been happening lately.
I got home today and one of my cats was completely catatonic and huddled in a corner. When I went to take out the trash, he did his best to try and get out.
Then a few weeks ago, I had some catfood in my cabinet left over that I was going to feed them the next morning. I got home and the bags were gone and in the trashcan instead.
Lastly, I only lock my deadbolt at night and when I leave, but I got home one night and the doorknob lock was engaged as well. I went to bed after unlocking it, woke up and it was locked again.
How can I check? What do I do if it is?
>>17699297
self bumping for help
a psychist may help...
Go to your local or nearest new-age bullshit store.
When you're there, dont fuck around and buy a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards (you're not getting a ghost rare rainbow dragon) and buy some fucking white sage instead, in a bundle.
Proceed to venture condo again, when arrived, put on some music that makes you feel a bit fearless, example in beautiful greentext:
>motorhead - king of kings
Remember you are the king of kings and taking the faggot ghost's head
>3 6 mafia - its a fight
ITS A FIGHT PUNCH THE GHOST YOU ARE GHOSTPUNCHER FFS OP ITS SO SIMPLE
>the barbie world song
Prance around KNOWING that YOU are the barbie in YOUR barbie world! Ghosts aren't even to be seen at a pageant show, they aren't barbies. You are. You are Michael Ja kson and YOU ARE winning that show.
Now once you have your theme set, stick the sage bundle into your muladhara, your anus and rotate it clockwise one whole full turn. Light that fucking sage and go screaming with the music, banging on all the doors and pans in a fearless berserker frenzy.
NO GHOST CAN FUCK WITH YOU LAD
>after that it should be goood
I want to join a cult. I want to join a group of enlightened elites. but how can i voice this and find a group near me
the fuck makes you think theyd want you
let's just make our own, OP
it'll be like our own super secret special cool kids club
you can be the sacrificial virgin
I dont know about the whole "enlightened elites" thing but if you just go to your local college campus, make friends with some people and then ask them about what spooky stuff they or their friends are into then youre bound to get someone who has a friend or a friend of a friend who is some weird cult member, then just get their info and when tou meet the person just make it a straight up business like meeting. Says something like "im interested in ur cult how can i join" and youll make it somehow anon.
Does anyone know those pictures where its the first person view of a guy in his house at night and hes going to the bathroom but he sees a silhouette of something inside his bathroom and when he turns on the light its a weird grotesque monster? Can someone tell me what thats from also post it plz
No not that one, its only two pictures. One shot of the bathroom with the lights off and the weird silhouette inside and the next picture is the exact same shot except the lights are on inside thw bathroom and theres this weird blob monster with a face inside
>>17699110
Where are your manners, bro? At least thank him for his trouble. Besides, that's a pretty rad comic.
>>17699035
Thanks man.
"emotion" released Video 41
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmCGosnnFY8
>>17698734
Are you aware of the channel Eye Observe
>>17698791
Eye observe is from a kiddo, emotion is the shit man !
>>17698734
Use the general. >>17697572
Where do I find good material about hypnose, /x/? I mean the true hatdcore edge shit, not this new faggy sleepy bullshit.
Thanks.
>>17698731
torrents
>>17698739
Yeah, but wich material? Sometime I talked to this guy who knew some stuff about classical hypnosis, claiming that modern hipnosis is not near as good as this classical one. I'm searching for this kind of stuff. Does anyone know about it?
>>17698778
>torrents
pirate bay torrents
try the ones relate to sex and or pick up artist they are bretty gud and it will tweak your mind
Ok /x/, story time, (forgive my English, it's not my first language)
I have to say, my family's catholic and we go to church often, but I don't consider myself as a overly religious person
Yesterday I dreamt I was coming home from school, when I saw my mom and my sister angry at me
>What's wrong with you, anon?
I flinched, I didn't know what happened
>What are you talking about?
>What's this painting on the wall?
I went to said wall and there was some cryptic graffiti shit that made no sense.
>Uh, that wasn't me, let me check upstairs, maybe someone else's here.
When I got there, I saw this ginger guy, and he stared at me started talking so fast I couldn't understand a thing, when he stopped talking, he asked
>You know who am I, don't you?
Suddenly something popped on my head, the only words I could articulate were
>T-the Devil?
(cont.)
(...)
He started laughing his ass off, and then started talking me about the things he could do if I gave him my soul
>No thanks, I kinda like having a soul
He got mad and threw a little tantrum, then dissapeared, this went on for several hours, he had a different appearance every time, but it was the same.
>If you give me your soul, I can give you-
I still refused, no matter what he offered
As a last resort, he turned in this old man and said
>You're trying to major in Software Engineering, right, anon? If you give me your soul I can make you the best programmer the world has seen
I actually didn't know what to say, it was true, I'm trying to study because I love doing it, so I stuttered, but then my sister woke me up
>Anon, are you ok? You were shivering
Needless to say, I've been pretty sensitive when it comes to dreams, when I was a little kid I often had nightmares in an old house, later on we discovered someone was killed on the neighboring house
What was it? Was it real?
>>17697740
I know this kid in real life
He's quite a weirdo and a pot head but other than that he's cool
>>17697913
Does he know his picture has become so common on the Internet?
Anyone know of a good, realistic creepy pasta? I havent been spooked in a long time. Btw does anyone feel this board keeps getting less and less relevant as the years go by?
>>17697523
That's because people like you would rather whine and make shitposts instead of quality threads.
Don't know if you've read "Psychosis," but it's my favorite and very spooky. The ending is rad, as well.
>>17697546
You angry, friend? You been to the "demons" section of Omegle, lately?
Are dog headed men real? I need to know I'm not the only one scared blind by this concept.
Think about it. They could already be among us, just disguised. Kind of like a pixie or some shit. I really don't know what sort of powers they'd have.
We could all be at the mercy of a township of these godless monsters.
>Be me
>Love the woods behind my house
>Play deeper and deeper as I get older
>No fears aside from darkness and rampant thoughtforms
>Head to the woods like normal one day
>Find a clearing in a spot where there wasn't one
>Houses line the edges of the clearing
>Terrifying, mind-altering sounds emitted from closed doors
>Peek inside a window out of morbid curiosity
>See dog headed family eating the carcass of unidentifiable creature
>Run home as fast as legs will carry me
>Never enter those woods again
Anyone notice high levels of synchronicity lately?
I'll bring something up that nobody ever talks about, I'll see it later. I'll watch a video that I never watch, and someone will bring it up or I'll see something relating to watching it later. I'll think of a song, and someone will drive by playing the song. It's freaking me out man.
obviously your house went somewhere
>>17697472
yeah maybe
>>17697466
>It's freaking me out man.
but it's a natural part of life. why would it bother you?
ITT
weird and creepy youtube channels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X2atEH7nCg
>>17697169
I am the beast who makes flash animations!
I flunked out of school but think I could run nations!
These have been cringeworthy since newgrounds.
>>17697175
I am the beast who is edgy as fuck
nihilism is edgy. I get humans are flawed but what is a solution to this
>>17697200
He's like the Liberals, he creates a problem and then complains about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r7yKaDxGvc
https://youtu.be/kKwlWe0USoE
Already Youtube threads here:
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>>17697181
Who keeps posting this shit?! It's not scary or creepy in the slightest bit. Cut it out, whoever you are.
Hey dudes I'm sick in bed with some fever and humongously bored. Could you tell me some good /x/ movies to watch? I've already seen The Witch and 10 Cloverfield Lane.
Thanks for the suggestions anons.
And since you are playing the faggot game and ignoring me, here's a repost, motherfuckers. Give me movies now.
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bump
I hope I'm annoying you.
Eraserhead
Jacob's Ladder
The Fat Begins (1981 version)
Begotten
Cannibal Holocaust
Twilight
Blair Witch Project
In It Goes (original, not remake)
Grave Encounters
The Adventures of Mark Twain
Jungle of the Sun
Beyond the Black Rainbow
Hey dudes I'm sick in bed with some fever and humongously bored. Could you tell me some good /x/ movies to watch? I've already seen The Witch and 10 Cloverfield Lane.
Thanks for the suggestions anons.
bump, you toxic fuckers, give me movies.
Hey dudes I'm sick in bed with some fever and humongously bored. Could you tell me some good /x/ movies to watch? I've already seen The Witch and 10 Cloverfield Lane.
Thanks for the suggestions anons.
And since you are playing the faggot game and ignoring me, here's a repost, motherfuckers. Give me movies now.
>>17697009
>>17697083
Communion.
Hey /x/philes,
I'm going to tour Waverly Hills overnight in a few days. Anyone ever been there? Stories? What should I expect?
Jelly. I went there... almost a decade ago now, wow.
From what I remember, the top two floors are where things really happen. The air itself is hard to breathe, it feels malicious and hateful. The group I was with caught two EVPs up there: the first was a dog barking near the elevator shaft, human ears heard nothing. (Supposedly a homeless man and his dog were found murdered there.) The second sounded like a man begging and pleading, then a horrible gurgling/choking sound - everyone there heard it in person, too. It's burned into my memory... Just after that there were four or five loud thudding and slamming sounds in the open room directly across from us, each getting louder until the last one made the floor and walls shake.
>>17696593
We took the bottom floors on the "second shift" but fuck-all happened there. It was almost October and the staff had been putting together an annual haunted maze, so I don't know if it's naturally calmer or if that messed with things.
Either way, historically the terminal patients and experimental treatments etc were on the top floors. Get those first in the thick of the night if you can.
>>17696446
Don't go looking for the popelick monster while you're in town, some guy died on the trestle a few weeks ago.
Cockroaches are the physical manifestation of demons.
prove me wrong
>>17695949
Burden of proof. Get out .
>>17695951
well. they are the nastiest, vile scum of the earth and serve no other purpose than to invade the living areas of humans.
P.S. fuck you
>>17695959
Nice proof, you can get in
(hey it's /x/, I said we needed proofs, not that we needed good ones)
