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http://expirebox.com/download/73b3663ac6cca871352712dfb3a5b66a.html
It begins.
>>17876175
I got my Chromebook and downloaded it, no viruses today bitch! Just a bunch of beeps 'n shit. Probably some type of code or hidden audio or something. I reuploaded the audio so here's the link
http://expirebox.com/download/06f12394f036b8c5323bc31b1ac5a1fd.html
Go nuts.
>>17876203
Is this part of the 3301 thread?
ARG thread.
Obscure channels like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc85jsDNenM (The Fake LVP)
Just share.
Any ideas on how to start an arg and not be shit?
>>17876120
I don't have one
ARG does not mean "weird YouTube channel"
Summerfags seem to not understand this.
...and they're worried.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICIWvG8senc
>>17876083
He's just pushing the progress meme some more.
"What will aliens think if you try to protect yourself, goy?"
>>17876099
Check out the black hand with the British flag... they know more than you think.
>>17876083
how in the fuck is this supposed to be about aliens and not just other countries far from the EU?
Hi I've been searching everywhere but haven't found anything. I'm looking for a spell or incantation or anything that will open any spiritual or demonic portal to allow things to come through anything is fine or something to lure spirits to it please if you something it would be of great help.
>>17876078
What is your intention ?
you are either mentally ill or a child.
>>17876078
There is lots of written evidence the Rite of AshkEnte works if the summoner is proficient.
Hey X,
I feel like I'm at a cul de sac / crossroads in life.
I lost my father in November 2014 and my girlfriend at the time and I aborted what would have been our child a couple of months before that.
The relationship was badly affected by this and I found out at the beginning of the year that she had got pregnant on purpose and we broke apart after 4.5 years together.
I work in my dream field and my career is slowly but steadily progressing, but it is quite a solitary position a lot of the time and lately I'm feeling a bit adrift and lonely...
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>>17875997
hello shawn. Or to put it better mr.S (just having fun here)
1st card chariot (upright)
choose your life. Man is always choosing. you must find a base an anchor. Whatever it may be is up to the chooser. You plan and then life happens so you adjust. Pick interest that makes you feel powerful. That makes you feel like you own yourself and your not being dragged by society or someone else's agenda.
nothing wrong with focusing on career.
2. queen of wands & 3. High priestess (both upright)
Let's...
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>>17875997
>if she isn't doing anything for you*
>>17876055
Hi there anon, OP here.
Thank you so much for this reading.
The name isn't what you thought ;) but aside from that, I found your reading to be insightful, practically useful and of immense genuine personal value to me.
Thank you so much for taking the time.
It gave me precisely the reassurance I needed. I shall steel my resolve, and stay the course.
I am grateful to you as I have benefited from your interpretation, and I would encourage you to continue your readings if...
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So /x/ tell me what you know about CAIMEO Artificial Intelligence
bump this thread will be interesting
>>17875905
That's a Protomen quote don't lie to me.
>>17875887
Can't tell you more OP, good luck
What's the most creepiest thing woke up to at night on tv? Pic related
dude I woke up to some weird adult swim shit too once.
One time, I was waiting for a hungryman to heat up in the oven while I watched Breaking Bad, and just as the timer went off, Jesse Pinkman said "There's the timer".
Fucked me up a little desu.
Once when I was about 13 me and some mates watched The Ring at a sleepover
When I went home the next morning, the house was empty but the TV was on static...it really fucked me up in my sleep deprived state
Can anyone recommend some good ritual/game creepypasta? I just read this one and it left me craving more http://www.creepypasta.com/the-devil-game/
I've read most of the usual ones that wind up reposted here often, but if you have them then please post anyway, my /x/ folder desperately needs filled
>>17875674
That one is my favorite one as well.
>>17875771
I love anything involving mirrors, they scare the shit out of me, I can't even go into the bathroom without first reaching in to turn on the light with my head turned away so I won't see any reflections in the dark.
I think bathroom related spoops are the worst in general, like what are you going to do if you're naked in the shower or in the middle of a taco bell shit when a ghost strikes?
Terrifying.
>read the PASTEBIN before you ask "can demon get me gf???" edition
Welcome to /sum/, this is the thread for anything to do with summoning angels, demons, and spirits for love, money, knowledge and power.
Want to sell your soul? Want to howl the secret names in the dead of night? This is your thread.
PLEASE READ THE STICKY BEFORE YOU POST: http://pastebin.com/ZHPM0KVz
It contains a complete step-by-step guide to your first Goetic evocation. Don't forget to post your experiences and results (or lack thereof)...
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>>17875430
first for Orobas
>>17875431
Stop this sexy horse madness
>>17875430
how do I summon a sexibus i want to put my pingus up in there
I woke up about an hour ago after about three hours of sleep. Prior to this I was running on three hours of sleep from the previous night as well, so I was shocked that I was able to be awoken. Anyways what woke me up was a nightmare/night terror I had. I'll greentext it, but I warn you I'm very tired so the quality of writing may be little to nonexistent.
>Be me
>16 in the dream
>Chilling with my brother in a room I'm unfamiliar with in real life but seemed all too comfortable in within the dreamverse
>Chunks of memory that are like scattered puzzle pieces
In hindsight a dream journal would have been useful.
>FF, bro and I are walking out of our house
>I grab some paper and a lighter
>We head over to an old friend's house
Just thought I might want to mention that this friend is long dead, he shot himself a while ago. For some reason in my dream world he was no longer deceased.
>Other friend who lives next door to our now undeceased friend comes to join us
>We chill in our now undeceased friend's backyard as we use to in the summertime when we were younger in real life
>Roll up a joint
>More puzzle pieces of memory
>FF to our now undeceased friend's house burning down
>Fire department's there
>Bro and I head home scared shitless
>Go to bed within dream
>Wake up the next day within dream
>Fire chief at my door
>Dad tells me the fire chief just informed him that the fire was started from a joint
>Dad says he knows it was one of us
>Gets angry
>Starts ravaging through my stuff looking for rolling paper and lighters
Then my memory kind of fades and I'm in some sort of primitive village in africa.
>Two men have spears
>Surrounded by "Town"speople
>Townspeople are shouting and cheering
>Two men enter a fighting stance
>One man throws his spear and hits the other man in the head
>The other man also throws his spear which spears the man through the heart
>Everyone's...
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>>17875423
Sounds like an episode of Rick an morty.
>>17875418
>>17875423
Looking back I think I can somewhat piece together what happened in the dream.
I assume at some point I was caught for causing the fire and one of two things could have happened.
1. I could have realized that I was in a dream, therefore I was able to drop my body and fly around as a massless entity that retained its perception of vision. I was able to do anything so I went to Africa to watch a live rekt thread. I then ran into a scene...
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Anybody has rich info on the above? Info on ET origin of humans and hollow earth is also welcomed.
>>17875122
>hollow earth
Fuck off
>>17875179
very mature. how about you let your mother release some of your stress? get the fuck off my thread.
Wish I could add but I'm really drunk. Bump
/x/ I never come here but I saw something I can't explain and think you people might help me.
Last night at around 2:30 it was getting really hot in my room so I Walked over to the window that has the air conditioner so I could cool off the room. When I was turning on the air conditioner I looked out the window and that's when I saw it.
It was a glowing humanoid figure standing by the tree line, then it turned and walked into the woods. Obviously I was dumb stuck and couldn't get to sleep last night.
I spent some of last night on Google trying to...
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Could you estimate about how tall it was?
>>17875067
I have seen something similar. What color was it? Height? Was the glow coming from the creature itself? Facial features? Gait?
http://www.kelownasucks.com
chaos magic? i am an idiot potato idk what this is.
The author is either psychotic or trolling. Some funny shit though.
http://www.kelownasucks.com/world-teacher.html
>>17875061
he kinda reminds me of smiles.
>>17875061
probably an insane guy who got molested while growing up in kelowna, and is now obsessed over a girl named erin
the constant swearing and the "seeing faces in things' feels somewhat schizo
>Something arranged him, his mother and the other people with the environment so the moment he took the picture his mother would be portrayed as Mickey Mouse with a piece of hay in her mouth. As if the creator saying "Hey" to him.
this is really hard to not take as trolling
I think it's fair to say that there's more than a little devil in all of us.
One of my friends found this truck with strange messages on it in Ponchatoula, La. Can anyone decipher the message?
Cont
Last image I have from the truck. If anyone has seen this truck before or has any info please post
>>17874853
This reminds me of what the guy did in "Clean, Shaven" where he puts newspaper all over his car windows. That was really weird. It was a movie about a schizophrenic, so it goes with the territory. I have to say though, what the guy in the movie did was cooler and creepier for /x/.
