About 15 minutes ago at 5:30 in the morning I was in the kitchen and I see this figure in the corner of my eye. This thing was kind of humanoid and was about 4 feet tall. As soon as I begin to turn towards him he just disappears. Maybe it was just the sleep deprivation taking effect but I'm still kind of scared. What the hell was this?
>>17871641
A speedy black midget broke into your house. Easy peasy.
>>17871641
I feel you man, I've had the same problem for fucking ages. All hours of the night these little dark figures around my house, as soon as they know I've noticed them, they're fucking gone. My SO tells me to maybe try befriending them, but I've told her whatever they are, they are not human.
One time one was in my yard, but instead of being one of those faggots that thinks the best course of action is to post its story on 4chins i straight up called the police. Kept it in my sight til officer arrived and pointed the fucking thing out to him. He was looking RIGHT at it, and turned to me and said "Is this a joke, sir?" Should have fucking realised they would never believe me. At least now I know i'm not crazy though, if you've seen them too.
Yesterday was the final straw for me though, they'd been around my house for fucking ages and I wasn't even scared any longer, just pissed right off. I'd woken inexplicably at around 3:00AM and headed down to grab a glass of water, and right there at the bottom of the stairs was this little fucker, entirely black as the midnight sky from head to toe.
That was it for me, I screamed at the little cunt "what the fuck do you want!?" it just stared at me for what seemed like an eternity, i wasn't even sure it could understand. But then it spoke. "I really sorry misser, my family was killed in dat hurricane last week" At that point i did not care, ran down the stairs and punted the little shit right in the jaw. Haven't seen it since. Me and my gf will be moving out of New Orleans next saturday.
>>17871960
It was a person. What do you want to do with this? Do you want to continue these interactions, or do you want them to stop?
Alright boys, I know I'll be roasted to shit, here, but I was thinking about the prospect of making a Tulpa to help me think a little more clearly. Do you guys think it's worth it? What experiences have you had, /x/? Pic unrelated.
Go for it, if anything it will give you something to do and call your own.
>>17871581
>>17872055
this, don't get discouraged though, time and patience are the keys in tulpamancing.
>>17871581
Made mine on accident. Good thing, just depressed as shit that I'm not sure what I did. Haven't been lonely since. But sure makes hanging out with people weird. No friends since
Where should a beginner occultist start, /x/? I'm interested in protection and the magical/occult/mystical properties of bone. I would be very grateful for rituals, information, anything from you guys.
start with religion, Catholicism (Eliphas Levi the greatest occultist trained to be a priest), respect the Church, Read the Egyptian coffin texts (The Eygytian Book of the Dead: Going Fourth by Day), the kybalion, and keep away from magic. Give glory to God of the Most High, and be respectful to all spirits no matter how vile/demonic to the benevolent.
>>17871572
>Where should a beginner occultist start, /x/?
Prometheus Rising, by Robert Anton Wilson. The place to start is with your head.
>>17871618
>start with religion
I'd say this is stupid, but honestly, if you're going in chronological order so you understand the history of occult philosophy, this would be the place to start.
>Give glory to God of the Most High, and be respectful to all spirits no matter how vile/demonic to the benevolent.
Okay, now you've lost me, Churchy McWorship.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/07/01/as-a-psychiatrist-i-diagnose-mental-illness-and-sometimes-demonic-possession/
>I approach each situation with an initial skepticism. I technically do not make my own “diagnosis” of possession but inform the clergy that the symptoms in question have no conceivable medical cause.
>But my subject’s behavior exceeded what I could explain with my training. She could tell some people their secret weaknesses, such as undue pride. She knew how individuals she’d never known had died, including my mother and her fatal case of ovarian cancer. Six people later vouched to me that, during her exorcisms, they heard her speaking multiple languages, including Latin, completely unfamiliar to her outside of her trances.
HA I was going to share that article here though I didnt want to get in the way of MLP tulpas and Satanists AMAs. Awesome article, the devil is real
I just saw this too, and immediately headed to /x/.
This is why, in dead seriousness, I always get uneasy when I see people on /x/ dealing with Ouija boards and summoning circles and 'games' with spirits and things beyond this realm. I love you fuckers, and I want you to be safe. Don't be fucking around with things you can't handle.
See. It's funny. Because these humans don't have enough brain space to make sense of what's happening.
They can only understand that all mental illness is actually just demonic possession. Or that all demonic possession is actually just mental illness.
They don't have the capacity to consider the possibility that some cases are mental illness, but other cases are legitimate telepathic links with sentient entities not of a strictly terrestrial origin. It's too much mental effort to consider BOTH possibilities.No, they have this incessant need to put everything in the smallest box possible, or to label new experiences as just replicas of previous situations. It's like after a certain age, their brains just quit growing.
Cute Birds edition
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>>17871394
I will work with this
I used my phone as a ruler(before I got bored and just went manual)
Stream of consciousness thread. Last one anon made looked really good.
Open up word and write automatically without thinking for a paragraph or as much as you want.
Go.
>>17871050
Stake is higher than before, rewarding those at the door.
I can never let her be, every time she weeps inside of me
I need something to ease this strain
Upon my left hand writing name
A rythm left behind, concise paradise.
Might I reign forevermore.
We walk towards the trees in the mist, such a glorious day to be on this piste
Where passage ways are comprised of the sun's inner rays
That hide within me and unravel, a beaming light upon my face in conjuring in the most mysterious ways.
Frayed edges reap no sorrow for we know what comes tomorrow,
The sand, the sea, the eyes they see
The ways in which I long to be free.
All for acceptance,
these voices in my head they shout at me until my glass reaches the rim
Of my heart's capacity
Please let them reach further
Who are you and why don't you make any sense to me?
All I can see is injury
upon the place I can't erase this awful race
I must go foward everyday to live about another way.
Save me my queen, I'll pray.
>>17871050
He looks like a fungi.
>>17871092
You can tell this is that Raw_Satanism guy the poetry is so awful.
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Previously on /div/: >>17866573
>>17870777
Those sweet, sweet trips. Nice going, Kaiko.
I'm still doing readings, if anyone wants or cares. Give me whatever information you desire, hell, even a question is optional, and I'll pick from hearing voices to scrying and tarot.
Go at it.
>>17870785
What my future boyfirend look like?
>>17870785
The numbers are under my command
I thought /sci/ might be able to solve this, but I was mistaken.
You might be aware of the Philosopher's Stone. There's an old text from hundreds of years ago that seems to be a chemical formula in the form of a riddle and poem. This isn't meant to be a discussion about the existence of the Philosopher's Stone or anything like that. I'm posting this as a riddle and a formula.
"This poem is called "A Description of the Stone:
Though Daphne fly from Phobeus bright yet shall they both be one
And if you understand this rite you have our hidden stone
For Daphne is fair and white but volatile is she
Phobeus a fixed god of might and red as blood is he
Daphne is a water nymph and hath of moisture store
Which Phobeus doth confine and heat and dries her very shore
They being dried into one a crystal flood must drink
Till they be brought to a white stone which washed with with virgin's milk So long until they flow as wax and no fume you can see
then have you all you need to ask. Praise God and thankful be."
"confine and heat", "fair and white but volatile", flow as wax and no fume" - these are all parts of the riddle. For instance, "virgin's milk" is "tincture of benzoin" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tincture_of_benzoin).
Can you solve any part of this formula?
>inb4 people saying "Alchemy is spiritual, you fucking moron!!"
It's can be both. Now that we got that out of our way:
Daphne is the Mercurial volatile principle, while Phoebus is the red sulfur, which is a tincture extracted of gold with the help of "Daphne". Daphne is not neccessarily benzoin, but might be a tincture extracted from spirit of wine or antimony regulus and so on. Depends on the path. The union of these two principles constitutes the third and the final stage of the production of the philosopher's stone.
>>17870637
And here is the most elaborate alchemical library on the net
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/uldbxpm2nyw7a
tl;dr:
"lead" == "gold"
"'gold'" == "????"
Alright boys, I'm heading up to the Upper Peninsula in MI right now. Is there anything worthwhile spooky up there? You guys want me to try anything?
I was up there for a week once. There's a lot of cool stuff. I found an old, burned down factory.
Just walk in the woods, it's so empty in parts. You can drive along time with forest on both sides not seeing any sign of civilization. It's very rich in Native American history. Look up what tribes were in the area and see if they got some spooky lore. Coyotes run around at night and you will most likely hear them if your in a cabin or something. There's the Michigan dog man as well
>>17870518
Bearwalk
Hey /x/,
Tell me a bit about yourself.
What kind of paranormal shit are you into, Horror? Existentialism? Urbex? Books/Poetry? ARGs? Magick? What kind of spooky shit do you do? Do you straight up worship spooky occult gods n shit? Literally anything you enjoy that is /x/ related tell me .
Magick aficionado reporting in.
Ayys are neat too.
Im a nigger
Esoteric knowledge.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/01/health/hubble-jupiter-juno-auroras/index.html
>The Hubble Space Telescope has captured images of glowing auroras over Jupiter just days before NASA's new Juno spaceship arrives to orbit the gas giant.
What does this mean /x?
Blue Avians
>>17870400
It means that Jupiter has a magnetic field, and charged particles from space are being drawn into the field at the poles, the same way they are on Earth....and pretty much every other planet.
Jupiter is hollow like the Earth.
Hi guys!
Yesterday I went to an abandoned hospital. Sorry if I write something wrong, I'm spanish.
I visited a Hospital here in Spain, that belonged to the marines. It was a sanatorium, actually. It has been abandoned for 17 years. I took a lot of pics, if you're interested I will upload most of them. I'll answer every question you ask me for an hour or something like that.
Cool. Bumping for interest. Show more pics.
>>17870369
When was the hospital established OP?
oh shit
what's up with this?
>>17869966
Photoshop
>>17869968
>https://www.spacetelescope.org/news/heic1613/
ummm...
aurora
Could someone tell me what my natal chart says about me please?
>>17869891
By nature you're someone very protective, maybe even jealous. Humilliations are something you can't stand at all, and when people do bad stuff at you, you tend to think in revenge.
In love, you're someone sensible, loyal and trusting. You will try to overcome those problems or differences between you and your lover. Also, you'll be very protective of your lover, whoever touches him/her is in danger. You'll end up being very good.
Socially, I can remark how you have sudden mood changes, those close to you can also say it.
You think that every religion or metaphysical path is "just okay". Everyone of them seems good to you, but the metaphysics doesn't appeal to you much.
Your self-esteem is kinda twisted. When alone, you tend to judge yourself hard; so in order to be proud of you, you try to have a close group of friends, who will accept you. AKA, in order to love yourself, you need to recieve love from your group of friends.
>>17869912
Thats all pretty accurate. I'm more interested in the occult side of religions and their culture.
On that last line, I do judge myself pretty harshly, and I do derive my self-esteem from being social which conflicts with my loner nature. I don't have a close group of friends anymore so I don't go to them to help brush off the plaque on my soul.
Thanks for the reading. If you'd be so generous, could you tell me what parts of my natal chart tell you these things. I recently took an interest in deciphering them but I'm very novice.
>>17869942
I'm glad to do the readings. I'm also open to talk about it with you; do you plan to get very into astrology? I'll give you my email and we will discuss it there.
I read Sun, Moon & Venus, Jupiter&house 12, Ascendant, Midheaven&houses 2 and 5.
As you can see I didn't even read some planets or houses, and there's also a lot of stuff to add into one's chart.
Also, what are your sources for learning? I've seen how the signs in the internet are poorly explained.
How's the Creepypasta scene nowadays? I honestly wonder just how relevant/popular that shit still is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKzig4AvqvQ
Vid related
>>17869488
>How's the Creepypasta scene nowadays
It's really improved since it moved past 4chan and was picked up by better communities
>>17869663
fuck off back to re ddit
>>17869488
is that a giant spider or a dinosaur laying on its side ?