>Guy in panda costume runs into a newsroom saying he has a story about a government conspiracy involving blackholes. He said it was as big as the Panama papers
They called it in as a bomb threat and the whole police force showed up. What was the conspiracy?
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/baltimore-tv-station-evacuated-after-bomb-threat-n564316
Idk but I'm interested now I heard about the whole bomb thing but I did not hear anything about the black hole part.
Guy said he had "information on the sun"
>>17636268
It said he said he has infromotion on his flash drive about a government cover up about a black hole and the sun.
What is it?
How long has it been there?
Is it alien made?
>>17617694
When will people get newer pictures of "it"?
junk
If it was an actual UFO you think you would have the image on your computer?
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>>17637282
This is so horrifyingly accurate that I now see myself in the future and have become so close to said self now reality is breaking apart for me and my future self have made contact we never should have.
>>17637292
hahaha
>>17635613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1msrUMBM7aJ
I'm sure nobody remembers it, but last year I made a little thing where people would post in a OC thread and then I'd make a image off it. I also made a lot of "cleaner" images for old pastas, but I lost my ""template"" (actually a bunch of images on gimp I kept juggling until I had it down to muscle memory) so they're most likely not going to look the same unless the 'tism overcomes me and I reverse-engineer from the older thread in the archives.
I then got a bit overwhelmed with the sheer amount of OC people were submitting so I decided it was high time to go suck some cocks, as is ancient tradition for OP. So, I'll just leave this here so it's less likely I'll stop giving a crap and forget about it again tomorrow.
On the meanwhile, CREEPYPASTA THREAD
>>17634116
Oh, and if you please letting me blow my horn for a bit, this is the original picture. I was a tiny bit proud when I finished that
It took me a while to realize the black background and off-white text in pasta images came from most of them being literally creepypasta wiki crops, so I went out of my way to mimic the look
Mostly going to repost stuff from the old thread to give this one a kickstart
has anyone on /x/ met an actually illuminati/mason/discordian member?
what were they like?
are they the conspirators they claim to be?
Yes my grandpa was a mason for decades and it's nothing interesting unless you are a billionaire
>>17629608
what about the illuminati/discordians?
they don't need money because they control things from the shadows
>>17629601
My dad is a mason and there is literally nothing special about it
Okay /x/, I think I've had my first legitimate experience that could be classified as paranormal. I come on here heeps, but this is the first time I can actually contribute my own personal experience. I'll greentext to summarise what happened.
>Alright so I'm heading home from work ( I live in Grafton, NSW ), and since my car is getting fixed I caught the bus.
>So I get on the bus and as soon as I notice this kid sitting up at the back of the bus (on the left side), wearing a plain white shirt along with plain white pants with plain white sneakers.
> He immediately made be feel uneasy, he didn't look at me or anything, but there was something about him that didn't seem right, I didn't feel threatened by him but I did feel that I should keep my distance. The bus wasn't full, but the majority of people on the bus had moved further towards the front, seemingly avoiding him as well.
>Because of this I had to go sit up in a seat further to the back of the bus where he was seated, I was probably two seats down from him. Once I sat down I felt the feeling you get when you're somewhere ancient, like parts of Rome or Egypt ( If anyone's been to the pyramids or somewhere similar you'll know the feeling I'm describing.) This made me feel increasingly uneasy, I turned back to look at him and once I did so he turned to me, he had a very calm looking demeanour, but he had a very worn out look in his eyes, a very exhausted look, but not tired. He had no bags under his eyes, it also struck me that his skin was absolutely flawless, you'd expect a teenager to have some acne but he didn't. I must've been looking at him for around five seconds before I turned away. It was about this time another lady got on the bus and she came and sat near him as well, she also looked uneasy.
>Since I live in South Grafton the bus had to go over the Grafton Bridge, smack-bang in the middle of the bridge this kid pressed the stop button, stood up and walked off the bus. I watched him as the bus drove off and he was just standing at the bridge railing, looking at the river.
>Once he was off the bus it seemed like a weight was lifted, and the ancient feeling along with the uneasy feeling was gone.
>The lady who had got on after me then got off the bus, I remember because the bus-stop was right out the front of her house. (This is important by the way).
>So I get home, I'm not really thinking about the kid and I go to bed, all night long I keep having these dreams, where I was observing this kid in all these different situations, I only fully remember a few of the situations, and I vividly remember a few more. I know I dreamt about a lot more though. I'll list the three situations I remember the most.
>1. Was a battle or skirmish, I think it might have something to do with the crusades because the attackers appeared to be Muslim, but I don't think it was in the middle east. (It was a very grassy landscape, kind of like parts of rural Germany.) The kid was in a large camp when these Muslim looking guys attacked, burning tents, I don't remember if the dream kept going after this, my memory of the dream kind of fades out during the thick of the action.
>2. (This is where it gets strange). The next part of the dream is late at night, it's snowing and this kid along with a group of people with guns run up to this truck (it's empty but people are off in the distance cause I can hear them yelling), now I remember this part very well, so two of the guys are keeping guard while this kid and another guy look in the back of the truck, there's a bunch of dead bodies, I recognise these dead people as the Romanov’s.
>I then remember the kid carrying out what appeared to be Alexei Romanov, who appears to already be dead, and the other guy carrying out Maria Romanov who is semi-conscious. This all happens in the span of around one minute, they then run back into the woods. The dream then skips to the group with a bunch of other people hiding out in this church, I can tell they're hiding out because they're very wary of people passing by the church, I can't see Alexei anywhere but I see the kid sitting with Maria, they seem to be very fond of each other, the dream then skips again to the two on a train, Maria is asleep next to the kid, they stop at a train station (I think they're in Africa now, it looks very African, but I can't be sure.) She wakes up and the two leave the train, they meet up with an older man (in his 30's) at a train station (this the first time I hear him speak, he's speaking Russian, but because I don't speak Russian I can't tell you what he's saying). He remains calm but Maria doesn't, she becomes very upset, this went on for a while, eventually the older guy had to hold Maria while the kid got back on the train, she was screaming what I think was “anscar” repeatedly, first I thought she was swearing at him, but after my research there's no Russian swear word like that, so maybe it was his name? He remained calm getting on the train, but once he got onto the train he began to cry. This is all I remember from that dream.
>3. This is the last dream I had, this kid comes to a hospital (very shabby looking) with flowers, he visits an old woman in hospital, I think it might of been Maria because I heard Maria amongst all the Russian a couple of times. The dream then cuts to the kid again, at a funeral. (Once again it looks like they're in Africa, lots of black people around.) There's no coffin or anything though, they're just sitting around a dirt patch on the ground. While the kid is sitting down in his chair, he looks over at this man (40's maybe), the man sees him and the man has a shocked look in his eyes, now it's around this time I realise this man looks ALOT like this kid, I think he might be the kids son because the kid looked at him with a very sad look in his eyes, he then stood up and walked out of the funeral. This was the last dream I had, because after this I woke up crying, I got really upset after this and my boyfriend had to calm me down.
>I remember a lot of other random bits and pieces from the dreams with him doing all sorts of stuff like ploughing a field or sitting in a church, stuff like that, but that's about it.
>Yesterday when I got home from work I looked up the phone number for the address the women (the one who got on the bus after me) had gotten off at.
>I rang the number up, a woman answered, turned out to be her, and as soon as I mentioned the kid she said she had very sad and depressing dreams with the kid in it. I then told her I had dreams as well, we talked for around an hour until she had to go.
Hey /x/ what can you tell me about SubGenius, does anyone know anything about them?
>>17633547
If you really want to know its only $30 and it comes with a triple your money back guarantee. What do you have to lose? I mean the world ends tomorrow and you may die.
>>17633556
kek, but what if they are right and jehova is some space alien?
>>17633547
they are making fun of The One on behalf of Satan.
they are very high up the illuminatus chain.;
HARE HARE MAHADEV!
So i dont have the links to thots, but since theresno /OMG/ thread, lets start a new one
Havent seen /omg/ in a while. What happened? There used to be one up almost constantly.
>>17628097
It's called "The end of the semester".
"All of the sudden I realized that I had just done something that separated me from the human race and it was something that could never be undone, I realized that from that point on I could never be like normal people. I must have stood there in that state for 20 minutes. I have never felt an emptiness of self like I did right then and I never will forget that feeling. It was like I crossed over into a realm I could never come back from."
David Alan Gore (August 21, 1953 – April 12, 2012)
"There was no smell. Over the years time other than when it rained, the musty odour was present. People were in and out of that house daily for years. And other than when it rained, there was no odour and certainly not like what some of the books said. That’s all fantasy. If that odour was there somebody would have noticed it sooner."
John Wayne Gacy
"When this monster entered my brain, I will never know, but it is here to stay. How does one cure himself? I can't stop it, the monster goes on, and hurts me as well as society. Maybe you can stop him. I can't."
Dennis Rader.
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Previously on /div/:
>>17628900
>>17633496
NOW ALSO OFFERING WACKY SCRY USING OLD TV STATIC!
Chironymous here, doing Morgan's Tarot or I-Ching readings for whomever I can whenever I'm around, so definitely check back for a reply before thread's end! And I may post your reply in the next thread if this one ends!
I just need you to say something positive*** to me so that I may heal my wounds and help others... and as much or as little of the following as you're comfortable giving me:
***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Age
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Location-ish
*Whether you want Morgan's Tarot or I-Ching
*Query (one part/question only... two if absolutely necessary!)
>>17633500
You're the best person there is at being you!
Fred
Male
22
Leo
Short
FL
Whichever
Just a general future reading
>>17633500
Don't really understand why shit heads keep calling you an attention whore but fuck them. Seriously...
How do I remember past lives?
why would you want to
read dianetics by L.Ron Hubbard. get audited
>>17626588
This is a great question. A lot of people are really into the past lives thing, but, like, even if you WERE royalty or a legendary general, you were living without A/C, the internet, modern medicine, anime and decent food.
Gimme ETs over past lives any day.
I bought this in a gipsy camp and it makes me feel weird... What does this mean?
It will make your ding dong long.
"makes me feel weird" yeah that's really a clear description of your emotions.
>>17624686
Fuck yes!
Does it have any trade-offs?
Tips for meditation and how to start, what to do and what not to do.
anyone has experience?
Just don't fall for the perfectly still meme.
As long as you can clear your mind and keep your breathing even you should be doing fine.
Find an quiet area without any strong odors, and just clear every thought from your mind and breathe.
>>17628408
any type of breathing? or can you recommend me some techniques?
many thanks fellow anon
Just steady, constant breathing. The key to meditation is being as comfortable as possible, a lot of things depend on your personal preference. Just be calm and clear your mind.
I am looking for people who actually know what they are talking about/and actually experienced this stuff before...
Are demons real? Is any of this stuff real? I have tried in the past all sort of the occult and nothing...NOTHING
I am die hard atheist...I believe we are nothing...just evolved Animals and that we will turn into dust and food when we die...I tried so much occult stuff for months...and I slowly gave up
If these so called demons are real...how can I talk to them? ACTALLY talk to them besides the whole they only come in dreams ect...
I wanna talk/feel its presence and know i am not making it up
How can I do this safely and have results
If you know anything about this...please help...thank you ...it would mean a lot/x/
>>17626547
>I am die hard atheist
>I tried so much occult stuff for months..
How does that work?
>>17626571 after trying so much stuff...I decided to go atheist.
>>17626571
I tried the occult stuff a good year ago..and I am just deciding to go back to it? Or at least try to
Post your area code/city and meet up! Urban exploration or other spooky stuff
>age
>sex
>city
I'll start
>26
>Male
>Atlanta
Looking spooky female partner in crime to do urban exploration/deep woods
looking for spooky female partner to try and hook up with*
>>17626564
Duh nigga...
>>17626539
"Urban exploration/deep woods"
More like
"Oral exploration/deep bush"