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always wondered what my /x/ friends contingency plans for a zombie outbreak would be. post 'em up bois
>inb4 'it'll never happen'
>we've all thought about it
>we've all planned it
>share ur plans
Well, I'd try and get the whole neighborhood to band together and make a fortress out of it. Where I live is mostly rich southern white folk with guns, my house included.
My house has a stockpile of ammunition and canned goods along with a gun for everyone in my family. We have plenty of bottled waters, have a defensible home and all that great stuff. I've always dreamed of making a grand trip across America and seeing if I could find and save my internet friends and bring them home. Of course, this probably would never happen and in the moment I'd say "Fuck that shit" and stay home.
>Wait a week or so
>Kill some zombs
>Power goes out?
>Kill family and an hero
Keep playing vidya and browsing /x/ because I don't honestly think things will get -too- bad.
What are some /x/ approved books?
why wont aliens contact us? why do they just fly around the earth?
>>17160915
Because people actually think Filthy Frank is funny. That's why.
>>17160921
this
because we're fat and gay
Alright, this is going to sound fucking nuts but bare with me, I'm shaking as I type. My buddy, Drake, is in New Mexico. I am in Wisconsin. He told me last night his wife saw some strange, human figure in their backyard (side not, they leave in the mountains innawoods) followed by a scream he describes like a fawn in distress with blood in its mouth. Earlier that day, they saw a deer shredded to shit with no head near their house. They have mountain lions and black bear, but nothing does that (he even went camping once and a bear came up to his tent, got on its rear legs as it looked beyond the tent, turned, and ran. He had to have his wife come and pick him up at one in the morning). We were playing Hide n Seek on Red Faction Guerilla in Xbox Party when he stops me and says he heard the noise again. (Another note, I did some brushing up on this stuff since it's been a while, we think it's a goatman which is much safer than the fleshgait alternative but we'll get on to that so I don't sound like a fucking roleplaying faggot. He also served 10 years in Afghanistan, so he is a major /k/omando with guns.) I tell him to poke his head outside and take a wiff, smells like a rotting deer carcass. I tell him to shout something (me, thinking it would be funny, tell him to shout, "I love cocks," but we went with the more convential horror method of "Go away"). Five minutes pass, more seeking was done than hiding when he abruptly get up, says, "What the fuck?" in a scared tone I've never heard. He said he heard his voice outside, like on-fucking-point with his. He just told me (we're still on our party, I'm relaying him info so respond as fuck fast as you fuckers possibly can) it was like a recording. He said he saw it and it looked exactly like this picture he found, shit you not, hand to God above. So, he went outside, waited for it, and shot it not once, not twice, not even three times, but SEVEN FUCKING TIMES near-center mass with a Barrett .50 cal. Will be continued:
>>17153385
He also said he saw the thing as his platoon buddy Ramirez, exactly like him, and as the white figure with skinny as fuck, thin limbs and taller than him (he's 6'4"). So, /x/, what hte fuck are we dealing with and can he kill it? He's never had this thing aroudn before and we think it got kicked up into the mountains because of hunting. I also think it staked some new territory since I read they only do this shit when they're set, unless it's a goatman and not a fleshgait.
One last thing, as a bit of urgency, we're still talking and I'm his lifeline for info on what the fuck is going on, come on, /x/philes! He has a wife pregnant with twins and a two year old daughter, he is not allowed to freak out now or else FUCKING PANIC!
>>17153388
Skincrawler.
I don't care how good the thing is supposed to be I decided that I like it better the way things are no matter what the Ascension turns out to be. I don't want Ascension-type stuff happening. I am happy with the way things are in regular 200,000 - Present Day life and don't want super powers/enlightenment/magic new dimensions or anything like that. As lame as that may sound I enjoy things the way they are now and if there is any way possible I would like to keep it this way. I don't care how bad it may get I would prefer it NORMAL. Can we have a thread for like-minded individuals?! As bad as things are, I would like to reject the Ascension and feel like it is upon us if you see stuff like this:
http://www.ascensionsymptoms.com/
http://www.cedar-rivers.com/articles/consciousness-spirituality/70-ascension-symptoms-from-homo-sapien-to-homo-luminous.html
http://www.google.com/url?url=http://www.ascension360.net/resources-2/ascension-symptoms/&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjUlN2KoonKAhXH6CYKHf90AZEQFggkMAI&sig2=2eK9a3PcrCx4V9BU-0WCzA&usg=AFQjCNEwM7hs_wSsXrEm2kILkbuuReQztw
tl;dr - Wheatgrass drinker BS is coming true. This thread is about trying to stop it, at least for yourself.
Bump thread.
You'll die.
>>17158372
I'm optimistic I can stare down this Ascension and come out the victor... Who knows, maybe Unascended Earth will look to me for their post-Ascension psuedo-dystopia hero, but it all starts with a vision for a future that isn't about magical powers or the notion of evolving into some crazy new form... I would just like to be an average being, and I don't intend to rest until the Universe recognizes that.
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You were supposed to call it Wadecucks In The Desert.
we outcha
Thank you OP <3
Tonight, I will answer your questions, human.
Ask wisely.
Will you make me rich, and powerful/famous?
If not you are not who you act as you are..
Why do dogs like to eat peanut butter when it is so difficult for them to masticate and swallow efficiently?
Why is OP such a faggot
Hopefully
>>17174966
art bell and his show are dead to me
>>17174966
is art bell the most successful autistic person of all time?
god damnit...
>>17172672
No outguess
what the fuck does this mean?
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Previous thread: >>17163261
Divination is all about karma reading am I right ? Also, how can oneself use tarot for esoterical simbolic meanings ? Another question, how is divination affecting reader's karma ? Can be used for healing ?
>>17171880
best tarot deck for beginners?
>Taurus
>female
>pregnant
>will my baby be a boy?
Hi /x/ friends,
I recently moved to central North Carolina and am preparing for a state wide paranormal tour.
Nothing to prove, just want to hear stories / see spoopy locations / poke around where I shouldn't.
Any recommendations?
>>17169031
There's a subway near where they have parades in Fayetteville. People say they see a guy with a construction jacket entering, but they never come out, or he's not in there. There's also ALOT of other stuff, I'm sure a quick google search would bring up most of it.
>>17169053
A subway like the sandwich place?
I live in NC. An urban legend is that there is a bridge near Jamestown that is "haunted." Basically, you go there around 2am and you'll see a girl who appears to be hitchhiking. Legend goes that sometimes, people pick her up. She tells them where she lives, and they ride to her house. After getting to her house and knocking on the door, they are met with an elderly woman who explains that her daughter was killed in a car accident on the bridge. The girl then disappears.
I think it's bullshit, but that's the only spooky thing I can think of around Piedmont NC.
Why do you think that man has not returned to the moon?
>>17167422
As I said recently on /x/, whenever aeuronautics experts talk about getting to the Moon "again" it's always like they're talking from starting from scratch whereas we've been to the Moon at least 7 times already - what's the problem?! Doing it a set number of times should make it easier to get there, not harder...
>>17167422
Cuz it's cold and spoopy. ~love NASA
>>17167501
So is Mars but they want to go there next...
Is Hell real?
And if so do drug abusers go?
[Even if they've already gotten clean]
#1: Yeah. Where the evil go.
#2: Not where drug abusers go. Only those who have done really evil things, such as rape, murder, etc.
#3: Souls in hell degrade into demons
>>17164595
The Kingdom of Heaven is within you
and those lost to the nightmare are doomed to live without
>>17164603
so then who was the first one to go to hell after lucifer?
did that person get degraded by lucifer untill he became a demon too? oh right.. the 1/3 of the angels.
I was a foreign fighter in Afghanistan between 2010 and 2012. I was part of a unit consisting of other foreign fighters like myself (mainly Tajiks and Uzbeks) that travelled from province to province to strengthen local mujahideen against NATO when needed.
We encountered plenty of strange things during our time in Afghanistan, but for now I'm going to focus on one event in Farah province.
>>17162431
Bimp gor interest.
>>17162431
What's the story then?
So...?
Welcome to the Paranormal Healing General!
In this thread you can ask and / or give distant healings from / to each others!
Every style is welcome: Reiki, Quantum Touch, pranic healing, Taoist techniques, etc...
Also a creation of a more decent OP text is in progress (with tutorials and links).
Nothing is written in stone, even the thread's title can change - this General is basically a newborn.
One more thing:
>This thread is transforming into a healing thoughtform itself.
>We're constantly charging it with thoughts, attention, emotions, and - that's the important part - with healing.
>And this energy is becoming stronger and stronger with time... and also its power.
>So yeah, we're suddenly in a very exciting experiment here!
>We can help many anons with this unique opportunity.
RULES:
>no fight
>no religious or fedora tipping nonsense
>be nice
inb4 "why is this thread on /x/":
/x/ is the paranormal board of 4chan.
>paranormal (ˌpærəˈnɔːməl)
>adj
>1. (Psychology) beyond normal explanation
>2. (Alternative Belief Systems) beyond normal explanation
>n
>3. (Psychology) the paranormal paranormal happenings generally
>4. (Alternative Belief Systems) the paranormal paranormal happenings generally
P.S.: I'm a Quantum Touch practitioner and an ex-Reiki user.
If you want a distant healing session, you can ask me anytime!
Also this is my address:
[email protected]
You can contact me anytime.
>>17157545
>>17133110
So here we go again: I'm back and ready to help your self-healing processes.
I'm working with Quantum Touch - they have their own Youtube channel with a lot of interesting videos, so you can check this thing out if you want.
>How to ask for healing?
Just post a request, that's enough.
I don't need your name, address or whatever - your post is a perfect focal point.
>How does this healing work?
Everything vibrates, resonates - even your body.
When I "heal" you, I focus my positive attention to you (kinda), so your body can heal itself quicker.
But there are many healing methods, QT is just one of them.
Anyone can heal Anons in this thread - Reiki or Qi Gong practitioners, etc...
Any help would be much appreciated!
>>17157554
Dude my bladder infection thing is SO MUCH BETTER today. I'm assuming you helped because I'd been trying energy healing on myself without much success. Thank you.
>>17157545
Previously on /phg/: >>17133105
Thanks for all the wonderful healings and all the Love, Anons!
You've been pretty awesome in 2015! ;)
P.S.: I almost gave this thread the title "Hangover Edition".
I never have hangovers since I'm back and healing again, by the way. :)
