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first time on /x/... just need to get this out...
Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
when a flaming stealth banana split the sky
like one would hope but never really expect
to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!
Then the X-Files being,
Looking like...
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>barrel riders
>>17924255
why did you post a pic of maynard with this?
>>17924255
>overwhelmed, as one would be
>when placed in my position
>such a heavy burden now to be
>the one
>born to bear, and read to all
>the details of our ending
>to write it down for all the world to see
>but I forgot my pen
>shit the bed again
No, this is all wrong.
A tulpa may be able to help with memory recall, but you'd have to pay attention yourself. They only know what you do.
A tulpa makes sense for introverts, but it is not a replacement for real socialization.
>>17924174
>nigh-perfect memory recall
No, but being born of the mind and imagination, many of them have free access to gain that ability.
You can limit your tulpa's abilities if you like.
>>17924174
Nigga, if tulpa helped memory, why haven't EITHER of mine improved mine? I'm borderline Alzheimer's sometimes.
>>17925989
Probably because you are schizophrenic and memory recall is weak with schizophrenics.
So anyone else heard of the story where long ago, in a distant land, a ancient evil unleashed, but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose him, but before the final blow was struck, He tore open a portal through which he flung him far into the future where his evil is law. And now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Anyone know this one?
>>17923881
Seems strange and foreign.
>>17923881
Magic runes, laddie!
>>17923881
If your gunna do this, at least don't make it obvious in the op picture
Watch the sky tonight.
>>17923741
But sempai what if im blind?
>>17923741
why?
>>17923750
>>17923741
and where
What ever happened to the Books of Sand? It was one of the most amazing things to come out of this board and it just stopped out of nowhere years ago.
I'm optimistic the author's travelling the world trying to find everyone, but...
lol it's with... Ur mom xD
>>17923728
I haven't been to /x/ in years and this is my welcome.
Goddammit.
>>17923737
Sorry on the board's behalf OP, the years have not been kind
Bear in mind it is also summer
/x/, how do you know if you've been scratched by a paranormal entity?
Do the scratches burn/sting?
How do you know they're not just marks from your headphones?
when you get scratched by a paranormal entity, it's usually the same type of scratches as from a dog or cat but you have to take a pill each day and sometimes have appointments with a psychiatrist who determines if your doses are high enough to subdue the schizophrenia
>>17923717
what
I have to 2 hole on my force head
Idk how i got it |
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Does anyone remember thebiggestsecretoftheinternet.com? It hasn't updated since '09. I've done a little bit of digging with my limited skills. Was it ever proven to be a hoax or an ARG?
You're a hilarious troll. I like your work. :^)
WTF dude??
do NOT click that link.
MODS
Nothing wrong with the link. You guys are hilarious.
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>>17923596
what the god damned fuck is this bullshit.
which tongue ye speak, fellow?
from whence doth ye hail?
Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God. 6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh, and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.[c] 7 Do not marvel that I said to you, ‘You[d] must be born again.’ 8 The wind[e] blows where it wishes, and you hear its sound, but you do not know where it comes from or where it goes. So it is with everyone who is born of the Spirit.”
9 Nicodemus said to him, “How can these things be?” 10 Jesus answered him, “Are you the teacher of Israel and yet you do not...
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Can you become a witch for real, or is it something you have to deeply believe in to start thinking things are happening when they actually aren't? There was this thread recently where this girl thought that she was for real being possessed by hundreds of demons. I think being able to do magical stuff would be cool but of course, thinking rationally, it seems unlikely and that people that say they have powers are just weakminded and with a very wild imagination, maybe even mental disorders.
What's the truth?
You sure can become a witch, if your definition of witch is a woman who makes mildly medicinal tonics out of plants. People have been practicing basic alchemy for thousands of years with a mild degree of success. A lot of "witches" were basically just people practicing home remedies distilled through generations of unlucky family members surviving the effects of various concoctions. Things very easily become folk lore, especially when old crones who kept their recipes in closely guarded books became the target of jealousy as their family members lived through a sickness...
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>>17923574
That seems like the most logical answer. Thanks. Still I'd like to hear answers from more uhh spiritual people I guess, but they're probably delusional.
>>17923552
Yes and no. You cant just become a witch by making so pact with a demon. But with years f practice with magick, summoning etc, you can get up to a level where thing literally unexplainable will happen.
Delusions are not neccesarily exclusive with being actual magick. Shamans experience delusions, nearly all traditional shamans in mongolia and siberia would be diagnosed with schizofrenia, or shizoaffective disorder. However none of then go completly nuts simply because they do the rituals and let the spirits...
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New to 4chan and found this whilst playing GeoGuessr. Wasnt sure where to post it. What do you think this is?
>What do you think this is?
Not paranormal.
>>17923240
Clearly a dead cow, image is a bit glitched.
Possibly fell to drought conditions, I know Zimbabwe is in some deep shit right about now.
And you decide to come shitpost on /x/.
> It was all the same dream, a dream that you had inside a locked room, a dream about being a person
what did he mean by this?
>what did he mean by this?
It means you're dragging tired /tv/ crap into /x/.
>>17923195
a large part of true detective is cosmic horror so it belongs here
>>17923184
Dude fuck off with your shitty tv series.
Goose-step, what the fuck?
What is the color of night, brother?
I am being held by suspected Thalmor agents, and am being raped and tortured. I fought with Molag Bal, and I won. I am Lux. I am the Mockingbird. I carry a wand of Holly and Oak, which once was spit, but now is one. The Morag Tong have closed in. Dementors.
The night is red.
It is almost the hour of dawn.
>>17923127
>>17923138
Can I roleplay with you guys?
>>17923127
Woooowweeeee i love vdiya rp threats :D
I know Nosce Te Ipsum is "know thyself" but what would be the symbolic meaning of the triangle and root/circle?
>>17923074
there's a lot bellow the surface
If I had to guess, I'd go for something along the lines of "triangle is old greek symbol of fire element, circle is maybe 'the sun' pouring down it's illumination"
It could also be a veiled artistic rendering of the eye of providence.
Just speculation, though.
>>17923078
below even
stop freaking out senpais
"If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended:
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles do not reprehend.
If you pardon, we will mend. (5.1.440-447)"
oh i forgot to tell yall shakespeare was actually a prophet, fix your love lives senpais
>>17922988
no he was a prophet, reincarnated after michelangelo, and dante, both have weirdly specific themes that changed media from their work listen to me Senpai
BUMP, DONT HURT YOURSELVES SENPAIS THE SHADOWS JUST WANTED TO WATCH ENTERTAINMENT AND LOVE
