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Pretty good stuff guys! Made me chuckle sensibly.

>>17726920
Buy a self serve ad, mr spammer.

>>17727404

We're glad you enjoyed it!

>>17726152
Just confront and kill the fucker!

It's clearly just some autist dude.

>>17726152
Follow them.

If you're willing to wait a couple of months, then I can go along with you. Travelling is a huge thing for me, and this is the king of deal I'd like to take part in.

>>17726015
lol

I can see the sun right now but no second sun, where'd it go?

In soviet Russia, sun gravitate towards earth

>>17724814
Also This is the Police Website Involving the Case Files https://www.colorado.gov/apps/coldcase/casedetail.html?id=1963

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>>17724814
PICTURE OF HER

>>17724821
qt

Judging by what you're bitching about coupled with your reaction image I'm just going to assume you're talking about Facebook. In that case I'll tell you to fuck off back to said Facebook.

>>17720271
>Tfw you're making a desperate cry for attention.

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>tfw Cancer and you gave 4chan the Cancer of accepting normies

>>17719632
what is the correct way to refer to a goat thief in Jassic

>>17719632

I can Google any question also. Any opinion on ancient freemasonry?

>>17719632

OP gets difficult questions and bails.

> home alone dwellin in my room
> Suddenly a loud crash in the next room
> Go check it out
> Father has a lot of trophies on a shelf varying in size and shape
> Half of one is lying on the other side of the room
> Examine it and it looks like broken in half
> Check the shelf to see where it came from
> 2 rows of trophies
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This happened when I was 22, living in Fort McMurray.

>babysitting my 8 month-old cousin with a friend
>we're just sitting and talking in the living room
>about 11 pm
>suddenly, a weird floating worm about a foot long floating through the glass of the picture window.
>it was translucent brown, slowly undulating like it was swimming through the air
>it was covered in wiggling hairs,...
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>>17718593

>>17718593
That Taliyah girl is cute

OP can't find an ongoing thread, thinks he's going to solve an internet 'mystery'.

See: >>17717003

>>17717406
Gravity

>>17717406
The people on it

MothMan,

After fornicating with several babes in the 3rd class cabin. Of course, he escaped by shapeshifting and flying away while everyone was drowning and screaming for their lives.

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>>17706497
You almost saw an ayy lmao

>>17706497
You shouldn't have spoken. We're coming. Death is too immediate. We have something special planned for you.

>>17706659
edge

>>17685548
What if Shillary gets invited to the meeting?

>>17685733
Where are you from? Are you from Germany?

This year they won't meet somewhere remote as they usually do. They'll meet in the city center, basically.

>>17685835
Oh cool.

Are you a pegida guy?

Dig a hole and stick your dick in it to breed mother earth and spawn homonculi.

>>17733937
Go away.

>>17733908
Hi wiccan here!
The first ritual i was introduced to was a union of some sort with the spirit of nature and earth.
This is all very simple. Wait for a nice weather. Wear light clothes you feel comfortable with. Natural fabric is a plus.
Go outside and set a little space to make your ritual. I live making a circle of stone. Slowly building it, putting efforts in things is generaly a good way to get the mood for magic.
You need a pentagram made of wathever you want. I make them with clay because i tend to bury them or break them and i need cheap but natural material.
You need a cup of water. Around 1Liter.
And you need an athame, knife or wand. It's what focus your intent. You can use your fingers too.
Put the pentagram before you in te middle of your sacred circle.
Invoke by a prayer of your choice the north/south/east/west while facing them.
The sit and meditate on the mother earth for a minute.
With your right hand take your athame and dig a little hole in the ground in front of you. Pour in it a little of the water.
Then unzip your dick and fuck that little bitch earth. Fuck her like you came out of prison after 20 years.
After you're done give her your number just in case.

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True mystics are unanimous in their denial of the theory that angels and archangels are human in form, as so often depicted in artwork. A human figure would be utterly useless in the ethereal substances through which they manifest. Science has long debated the probability of the other planets being inhabited. Objections to the idea are based upon the argument that creatures with human organisms could not possibly exist in the environments of Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, and Neptune. This argument fails to take into account nature's universal law of adjustment to environment.

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The ancients asserted that life originated from the sun, and that everything when bathed in the light of the solar orb was capable of absorbing the solar life elements and later radiating them as flora and fauna. One philosophical concept regarded the sun as the parent and the planets as embryos still connected to the solar body by means of ethereal umbilical cords which served as channels to convey life and nourishment to the planets.

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Some secret societies have taught that the sun was inhabited by a race of creatures with bodies composed of a radiant, spiritual ether not unlike in its constituency the actual glowing ball of the sun itself. The solar heat had no harmful effect upon them because their organisms where sufficiently refined and sensitized to harmonize with the sun's tremendous vibratory rate.

Nah you'll end up sleeping

You're a fucking retard. Please kill yourself.

You could do that..
But you could also do it next to a cliff and hope that you will float instead of sleep.

Use the catalog, at least two threads on this topic already:

>>17724945
>>17727301

>>17732922
I've had a similar thing happen anon. Though I didn't get a direct look at the dark figure in the room with me. The only thing at really stood out was an intense buzzing, or humming in my ears.
And of course not being able to move. I recall squeezing my hands and fingers to slowly regain the ability to move them.

>>17732922
you're asleep but don't realize you're asleep. i had the same thing happen to me a few days ago. kept seeing shadows moving around me in my room. something to do with your brain trying to remember how your room was like before you fell asleep but struggling to get the shadows right. but because you don't realize you're asleep you start freaking out from the sleep paralysis thinking something is trying to get you.

it's a fairly natural occurrence.