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Hey /x/ I need to get into magic to protect myself on the astral plane. But I don't know how/where to start please help.
>>17736086
It's all about beliefs in there, so just pretend basically. Remember being a kid and imagining you have a badass sword that can block whatever power like a samuraii and you imagine that shit and be badass and indestructuble yeah it's like that. It's all about who beleifs on their shit the most. Anything else is just shit that will make you beleif your shit more. I'm the kind of person that can just beleif whatever I want to to a good level so i don't bother with rituals or whatever people build on their shit to beleif in their shit.
Washington DC?
How spoopy is the nations capital? I keep seeing things about small towns, but is there any scary/paranormal things or mysteries in the District?
Thanks
>>17735425
In the war of 1812, when the british navy stormed the city and set fire to every wooden building, a violent storm suddenly arose and doused the flames, and a tornado tore through the city streets, decimating the British forces, and killing many reknowned naval captains
>>17735425
The scariest thing there is the ghetto
>>17735425
The Capitol building and White House have several ghost stories attached. I can't say for the rest of the city.
Before you make threads like these, you should go to Shadowlands and Weird US. Then maybe you don't have to make the thread at all, and if you still want to you'll have some content to begin with.
Also, when you say spoopy it's a tell that you're underage. Fake it better or get off 4chan.
Anons, last night i saw something in my house and scared the shit out of me, i saw black entities walking around my house, but strangely i heard them and i am curious to know how to make them appear again. Pic not Related
>>17734984
Is your TV still there? Other belongings?
>>17734990
Kek i am sure it wasn't some random noggra
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You guys remember that old Nick show Jimmy Neutron, right? The funny cartoon about a smart kid who does crazy stuff with his friends and family that spinned-off into that crappy Planet Sheen show? Well, back in the late 80’s to early 90’s, before it was a show called Jimmy Neutron, it was just a pilot and concepts codenamed “Johnny Quasar.” The concept was the same, smart kid and crazy adventures, but not much is really known about the original Johnny Quasar. Search it up online and the most you’ll find is some concept art, a few screenshots and even a 9-second clip of the original pilot.
Well, if you were a kid like me, then you’d remember the whole pilot. Back in 1994, when I was 6 years old, my dad took me to go to some conference called SIGGRAPH, but since I couldn’t go to the conference itself, I was sent with the other children to another location. This place was where some of the CG animations would be viewed to entertain kids while their parents went off to check out other exhibits. While I was there, us kids saw a lot of stuff, but what would happen soon would put a stop to bringing children to SIGGRAPH.
The next animation would be of “Johnny Quasar”, and since this animation actually seemed like a cartoon a kid would watch, everyone was excited. The pilot started up just like the 9-second clip you see now-a-days, with Johnny introducing himself and his dog Goddard. As it continued, Johnny’s ship was being shot at by some aliens, you know, the kind of stuff that’d be shown off later in Jimmy Neutron. The thing Johnny did was pull out a stick and throw it towards the UFO’s, telling Goddard to fetch and then play dead. When Goddard caught the stick, which was on one of the UFO’s, he exploded and the screen cut to a white for a good 2 minutes.
Then it started fading to black and in the distance you could see someone in the background. I couldn’t make it out at the time, but looking back it seemed that the thing in the background might have been King Goobot
The King Goobot-looking shadow started to say something, but since he was whispering none of us kids could understand everything. The only things I could hear was “... death to all carbon based life…” which would make sense later when the Jimmy Neutron movie came to theaters back in 2001. After a good 5 minutes of mumbling, the shadowy Goobot melted into the floor and it cut to static, cutting once again back to Johnny Quasar, who was crying over Goddard’s mangled wreck of a body for another 2 minutes before Goddard put himself together again. The pilot ended with Johnny back at his home getting a lecture from his parents about going into space without any safety, with the family then staring towards us for the last couple of minutes. The animation itself didn’t seem that special, but for some reason a lot of the kids around me started crying and screaming. When I turned back to the tv, a three-eyed monkey was in the house with Johnny’s family gone and the lights flickering. Before anything else could happen, one of the supervisors turned off the tv and ejected the tape, apologizing for the mishap.
After that day, for next few years, I would have nightmares of that monkey, staring at me from afar, with those 3 eyes of his. When 2001 came around and I saw the Jimmy Neutron movie, I noticed how there was a lot of similarities with it and Johnny Quasar, especially with the robot dog Goddard. As the movie ended and the credits finished, the vanity card for DNA Productions came up, and there he was. That goddamn 3-eyed monkey, who’s now known as Paul, rearing his head again. And once again, children all over the theater were crying after seeing Paul.
There’s something wrong with that monkey, and it has to do with Johnny Quasar.
>>17734645
nice creepypasta m8 I r8 8/8
>>17734651
Why does every creepy pasta about cartoons have "faded to black/white for x amount of minutes, or *character* stares at screen for x amount of time, and uncontrollable crying, its boring
Have you ever had contact with /x/ related beings?
Ayy lmaos, ghosts, demons, angels, serial killers ect? Tell us your stories.
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You first OP, share your experiences.
Or are you just a tourist here, wanting to be entertained by the locals?
>>17734564
K... my anecdotes usually dont get much replies though
>Be me
>Be in middle of the night
>Get off my bed, decide to go to the kitchen
>While walking on the hall i see the kitchen door is open. There is someone sitting in the little table we have in. Looks like a shadowish figure.
>Realize its grandpa, dont mind it and keep walking to the kitchen
>Wait a sec, grandpa died when i was a child, how is he here?
>He starts telling me stuff (uncomprehending stuff)
>Start freaking out.
>Suddenly some force starts pushing me back to my room, everything happen fast and suddenly i wake up.
>Realize it was a dream
I later told my mom about the dream and she got quiet for a few sec, then told me that today was my grandpas death anniversary (Something i did not know)
I have more stories like this, some in dreams and others awake. But i would also like to hear others.
>>17734538
I had sex in a dream, once.
I want to believe it was a succubus or something instead of my unconscious mind having a sad fapping session
How has /x/ changed over the years?
And has it been for the better?
It became shittier
No
Sage
>>17733932
/bread
It's a cancerous pile of shit and a containment board for autists.
It should just be purged from this site.
I'm conisdering toying around with White magic (Opposite of black magic, often used with good intent whereas black is used with bad intent)
I just wanted to ask if anyone here has some experience with this form of magic and or any tips?
The road to hell is paved with good intentions
>>17733650
my fucking god that hit hard, you may have just changed my mind on this
>>17733659
It's just the first thing that I thought of. I don't care either way and really I have pretty bad intentions so do whatever
German naval officer along with his crew witnesses a massive crocodile like creature erupt from an explosion of a sunken British sub.
I've always liked this account because unlike a lot of 'credible' witness (police, public officials, pilots) sightings of the paranormal today, a German submarine captain in the middle of world war 1 would have been absolutely crucified for making something like this up.
He very plainly reported it in his official log of the battle that sunk the British sub. The man had just killed over 60 people.
He more than likely was in no way joking around or making wild exaggerations
http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2010/11/u-28-abomination-atlantic-ocean/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SM_U-28_(Germany)
>>17733462
Dunno.. The largest known prehistoric relation of the modern crocodiles is the sarcosuchus imperator, which grew to roughly 12 metres long. Fossils have also been found only in africa, and the british cargo ship, not sub, that was sunk was sunk somewhere near the coast of Norway.
Kraken, anyone?
>>17733495
Then it must have been a sea dragon.
Is it possible to manifest things into existence simply by thinking about them?
I dunno, man.
I threw on a ghost box and Stairway to Heaven backwards, then meditated and envisioned myself killing Christ with a dagger.
So I hope so.
>>17733128
Why would you meditate on that?
>>17733140
Because I revile and abhor Christ as a symbol of human vanity and ignorance.
No man above another.
How do you overcome the paranoia, /x/?
>>17732973
You don't. You become paranoia after a while
>>17732973
Don't
Embrace it.
I haven't.
I don't think I ever will.
I'm curious what is the typical demographic of /x/ and what type of paranormal/conspiracies do you believe in?
I feel like more females believe in conspiracy theories, but that could be personal bias and the whole anti-vaxxer movement
post your
>sex
>what paranormal/conspiracies you believe in
>>17732668
Shameless data mining in /x/ are orquestated by a race of super intelligent monkees from outer space.
You will get no more info from me you dirty ape.
Male.
I believe that I don't know what to believe or where to begin.
Facebook level crap thread
OH LET'S TALK ABOUT OURSELVES!!!
people talk about it but how do you even know where to start?
I suggest you start from where you are right now.
First you have ask yourself, "am I an edgy faggot?". If the answer is yes then you are ready.
>>17732327
nah i dont even beleive in anything i just want to know how people actually get into this stuff and take it seriously
I want to become knowledgeable on the occult, conspiracies, aliens, etc. What books would you recommend a n00b?
Anything by RL Stine, Goosebumps
try reading the Principia Discordia for a better understanding of chaos and how it functions in the universe. It uses satire and humor to get its point across too, but it's there.
you don't have to become an discordian to understand though
>>17732336
Google can show you a pdf on it by the way
Can someone destroy the world with magick?
lol
people on this board are legitimately disabled
>Can someone destroy the world with magick?
Sure. If that's what you want. It's not easy. Going to take me 99 years, but it will happen. Just for you. Screenshot this.
>>17731663
Why is that?
Which cryptid is most like you? For me it's vampires: intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.
>>17728281
BAHAHA OP GOT FUCKING BURN"D
I'm like an Ent
I might be slow, but I've also got the most wood
