itt: worst creepypastas you've read
old >>17648540
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic.exe/Round_2
This is the pinacle of awful Creepypasta.
requesting good crappypasta readers
i only know rob dyke and michael leroi
>>17670789
Someordinarygamers.
Discordians should like this.
In todays society, and in any society, what is the one thing that maintains order more than anything else?
Simple, knowledge. The tier structure of society is predicated exclusively upon knowledge and intelligence. Many different kinds of intelligence and knowledge but knowledge all the same.
Knowledge brings capability and undoes limitations in extreme cases such as where we build machines to overcome our limitations both mental and physical. If suddenly everyone was extraordinarily capable in the right ways society would be...
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>>17740722
>to ruin the tier and pyramid structure in society is to simply educate enough people in the right schools of knowledge
You can lead a horse to water and you can also make it sink.
I like this idea. It's kinda what I've been aiming towards recently; your approach with "pretend" knowledge makes a lot more sense than trying to give retards actual knowledge
I think I'm going to steal this from you. Thanks OP
>>17740747
>>17740722
You're both fucking idiots. What do you think every single computer program ever made was made for? The more ubiquitous certain "pretend knowledge" becomes, the easier it will be for people with real knowledge to exploit the people who put their faith in it (idiots).
I could either expand your hypothetical "stock market AI" for you or we could discuss the wonderful world of targeted advertising or we could even talk about blight.
Calculate your number. First and Last (if you have a middle name, add that also)
Add your digits for each name, then average it.
>Add your digits for each name, then average it.
Average it??? First time I've heard of that. You making stuff up?
thats not how you numerology
>>17740103
5.6
Idk to round up or down, pretty new to /x/
Hey /x/
If aliums and loominutty can into reel, then why heff they not? and nevar heff? And if erth is le doomed every 2 weaks then y it is still hear?
check mate redpillars
I notice Father of Lies doesn't use his trip when he starts shitpost threads, just when he makes comments.
>>17739719
Father of Lies, the fuck is that? Are you so paranoid you think I'm like a government ninja name-fag?
>>17739716
go to summer school you illiterate fuck
A friend of mine took it in Mexico City back in 2006. i've wanted for someone specialized on photography to confirm, that at least, it is not a composition or an edition
Take it to >>>/wsr/
>>17739677
OP here, i forgot to say that there's a UFO on the upper left side of the image lol
>>17739677
blur tool all over it. theres no matching photograin. It's a panama hat btw
Why you should paint the runes red for them to work? why not blue?
Also, which is the difference between runecarvings and chaosmagic "sigils"?
Any experience with futharks different from the elder one?
OP, do you have an even smaller and much, much lower resolution image you could post?
>>17739594
In order to understand the mysteries of chaos magic, you must first disregard everything ever learned or studied by everyone who has ever lived before you except for the ones that matter
>>17739594
another rune-meaning picture, better resolution
Take it or leave it: I think I accidentally started the Canadian Wildfire that had 100,000 people evacuated and that has been burning for over 3 weeks.
I made a prayer and an impromptu ritual the night before the first evacuation of an entire city. I prayed for death and rebirth within myself, but I didn't specify myself entirely. I asked for a renewal like how a wildfire is sometimes needed to make a forest or ecosystem strong again. I need to destroy the old and unnecessary and make way for new growth.
I don't actually live in that area, but I live...
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Jesus Christ, /x/...
Topkek
>>17739379
reported to the FBI
Is this /x/ teir?
If so what is your experience?
I'm a girl btw
Christopher Mccandless died because he was a murderer
He killed without remourse, and hunted until there were no rabbits left
If he would have simply watched them, and what they ate, he would not have died
What a fucking idiot
>>17739303
What is it though
Hey /x/ I was browsing the Mars raw photos from the Mast Camera and found this. I adjusted the contrast and added some saturation so you can see it better.
Here's the link to the raw Mars images also.
http://mars.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/raw/
>>17739291
Congratulations, you found a pointy rock in a rocky landscape.
>>17739291
Ave Carthus
Lucid Dream Society
I finally learned bout it last night, I think fucked my section up though, of where I currently live.
>be me
>flying around after becoming lucid
>see my moms friend
>decide to go and talk to her to see why shes in my dream
>turns out she lives there, but herself in real life hasn't found the way yet which is why she exists.
>she tells me to find all the...
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>>17739232
Lucid society news? Huh?
>>17739500
I am trying to understand how lucid dream society works. I got banned from flying in my lucid dreams trying to find what I guess is the ruler of lucid dreams. If you don't know bout lucid dream society then you have not lucid dreamed enough yet.
>>17739510
How are you getting banned from doing things in your own dreams?
Would that be a good place to hide, or no?
Would be easy to escape detection in the ocean, but if you could create a ship that can travail the amazing distances between solar systems, I feel like you could do better than hiding under water.
>>17739071
My thinking was, that's as close as you can get while remaining reliably undetectable. If their goal is to study humanity.
Anywhere. Even the open ocean is a fantastic place to hide. We don't know anything about it. We don't even know where Sharks go when they're not biting people and we've never seen them mating because they go deep underwater to do it.
Everything in the deep sea looks like an alien.
Magical herbs general?
Hey all, I've been following a witchy path for about a year now, and I'm super interested in the use of plants and herbs for magic/medicine. Any contribution of any kind will be great, I'll post sources and things I've learned.
I really like the history of healing women and some day I want to have my own little apothocary, but if anyone knows about poisonous plants that would be great as well, I mostly want to learn about the magical aspect of herbs.
-magical properties
-spiritual properties
-spells w/ herbs
-potions,...
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>Rosemary:
Anti-depressive
Protection
Purification
Exorcism
Magic Defense
Banishing
>Sage:
Aphrodisiac
Protection
Divination
Longevity
Clairvoyance
Prosperity
Passion
>Basil
House protection
Purification
Prosperity
Spell breaker
Strenght and Courage
Harmony and peace
Psychic Development
Exorcism
Against evil eye
Business Blessings
>Bay leaf
Consecration
Divination
Dreams
Healing
Protection
Purification
Wisdom
Wishes
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>>17739003
Do you know about Erowid yet? It's a great resource for traditional entheogens and spiritual practices.
https://www.erowid.org/entheogens/
https://www.erowid.org/spirit/
>Lavander
Clairvoyance
Cleansing
Consecration
Hapiness
Healing
Love
Headache
Anti- Stress
Anti- Anxiety
Relaxing
Anti-Depressive
>Lemon Balm
Interaction
Fellowship
Family
Relaxing
Calming
Sleep
Sedative
Love
Bath
Anti- Stress
>Thyme
Healing
Love
Purification
Psychic Powers
Sleep
Courage
Attract Fairies
>Mint
Money
Prosperity
Travel (protection)
Exorcism
Calming
Justice
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good. it's humans who are bad.
Tulpa is basicaly an imaginar friend. That is also called schizophrenia
>>17738842
In short, it's good. Sure, it's all in your head, but it's pretty nice in my experience.
How to I join the illuminati?
If I become a mason will that at least protect me from them?
>>17738821
what if you already are and don't know it yet?
>>17738821
You have already been enlisted and no, masons cant protect you
>>17738821
They're a cultural meme propagated by schizotypicals like you. You cannot join them, you can only appropriate the symbols associated with them.
Is Florida a bastion of paranormal activity?
Seems like a weird state in general.
The whole gulf coast region is filled with good spoops
>>17738796
Yes it is, or was, also lots of child molesters/pedos/child prostitution.
Lots of cow mitilation back in the eighties in the north Florida styx
>>17738844
*mutilation