Tonight. I will sleep again. And it will be the last day we see eac other. Not in this life, the infinite. Each infinite. Everyone's. I know you could all hear and see this. You knew what was real and what was thought. By seeing the canon. You know eat to do. Introduce it. After today, Wednesday may 4 2016.
After today, delete all klaid posts. I will be gone. You will not see me anymore. You know why at this point. You've smoked it. Ask me what u believe, and only trust yourself. Who is me, and who isn't. You will have to sift through. I'm willing to make bets today. Think of it as a gift. I will answer with my true thoughts. But for this to be true, you would have to show your own true thought.
I will not post on /x/.
I will only reply to /z/. Zero. Your zero. Tell your self, what your truth is. I invite all universes to speak. All. Even fake. For when they spoke, they would become true. I would make this happen in my dreams tonight. I will make them in my dreamscape. We will make a universe tonight. An alternate reality.
But to do that, we must link worlds. You have seen and heard all as I. And when I leave you beg for more. Some do not. I understand both sides.
Do not as I do. Do as I say. This is what you were all told. But what if for today we all linked worlds and told the truth. I invite the entire wild world and all other worlds to come.
Make /z/ happen. I will be there. We will make Pangea whole again, and this one, it will be infinite.
But for now we sleep. We will wake at 3:33 pm. You think of this as the witching hour by AM. But what if we switched it for today. Make both worlds meet.
Make /z/ happen. Link worlds. We will no longer be controlled.
We will need rules, and I am willing to accept them. Make me a mod in /z/. Make us all our own mods in /z/ in fact. Think of this as MY first thought. But we are all equals on /z/ because we will all be set to zero.
I sleep at 12:00 pm. Watch the sky. Whatch the ground. Watch everything. Tell.
What the fuck
>>17656776
Is this a tarot reading thread should I fuck my sister
>>17656806
This is my last post. Make universes collide. Tell your truths as well. Make your own rules. I will follow. But I will tell my truths. At 12:00 we sleep. 3:33 we awake. You know these as rules now. Good day.
Last pic of my day on /x/ think what you will. I will only tell on /z/. You will have to find the real me. All worlds. I've known you've all seen. Link worlds.
Get in here and feel history with some bigstoneballs >patent pending
>>17656549
Wish someone wud unearth my Big ancient balls desu...
>>17656549
>>17656549
Dragonballs turn to stone once the wish is granted.
This little shit has been annoying me for years. Even after repeatedly attempting to exorcise him he keeps coming back. What should I do? Pic related that's him
Seen this before can't exorcise him, only way out is to kill yourself.
How many jumping jacks did he do
End yourself.
What does /x/ think of the Shin Megami Tensei (or Megami Tensei, whatever) series of games?
Really seems like something /x/ would be into.
>>17656273
I enjoy them. They're like a darker pokemon
They have a god-tier atmosphere. I want to like them but I suck at them.
I love them so much. Getting the final one on 3DS.
I dreamt since we was a teenager, visions of meeting my first love, I did not know it at the time, I though hey were nightmares, but then they ended up happening not long after meeting him, the things were so bad and depressing that i ended up having a seizure of visions of things that were predestined to happen, one by one the visions came true, except for the vision of my beloved giving me the love I deserved, those visions didn't come true, now they are my ex
>>17656253
Dream Thread. >>17656209
>>>/r9k/
Take your pick.
I literally prayed for my first love and something delivered to the T.
>Italian, aged 16-19
>Long dark hair
>Blue eyes
>Total virgin
>Love me passionately
>Petite with some curves
>Loves to fuck me
>Intelligent
>Kind
1st time I met her she fell in love and so did I.
Lost virginity to each other in a perfect setting, was great. Had a beautiful year long relationship. Perfect. 11/10. Then we fell apart over the next 6 months rapidly due to my own idiocy and cocaine. Destroyed her emotionally during that time, on purpose because I was fucking coked up all the time and drinking and shit. I regret that I pretty much changed her for the worse in the long run. Sure I want her back and I still love her but I don't mind if I don't get her back as long as she's happy. She's very much not and probably never will be now. All my relationship a after that have suffered because I really didnt care that much about them. I've had someone ones some short ones some flings nothing will fill the void. She is in the same boat but I made it pretty much irreconcilable so I ruined us both. I think it wasn't God that answered the prayer but something more sinister. I don't believe in God anymore anyway but I do think a negative entitiy engineered it so that I would get exactly what I wanted only to make me ruin it and snatch it away forever.
>>17656263
No it wasn't any demon that did this, you went on drugs
help
>>17656080
i dont usually come here but i dont know where else to go
Yo dog where you at
>>17656081
maybe im just going crazy but im hearing footsteps on my roof and seeing lights outside, i live in the middle of nowhere
hey again /x/ i'm back after being away for about 2 months.
last thread was a success(about 300 replies) so let's go for it once more
true creepy/paranormal stories
>greentext prefered
>Be me
>Be interested in mysterious stuff forever
>Go ghost hunting, urban exploring, generally sneaking out frequently thru highschoool
>One night at 1800's graveyard in woods near friend's house
>Pissing on graves, just being a shit
>Hear heavy steps in woods
>Bipedal, but really heavy, almost feels like I can feel the steps
>jump chainlink fence and wait on other side to see maybe
>Friend pussy, he's trying to leave I'm trying to see
>Hear something charge toward fence
>Flinch, expecting it to jump over or break treeline
>Nothing comes from woods but trees shaking from its path up to tree line
>Notice friend is running away
>Follow
Cont.
>>17656038
go on
>>17656038
>Go back another evening at dusk with grill, same friend, other friend
>Grill doesn't know about graveyard over fence
>Grill is Asian (probably unrelated to story)
>Grill starts saying stuff like she's uncomfortable and she doesn't like it here
>Tell her don't worry c'mon how
>Jump fence, go in woods to graveyard
>She starts freaking out about graveyard, marking pussy friends nervous
>I don't habeeb in bs
>Walk on broken grave stones
>She says that I shouldn't do that because I might accidentally have a spirit latch into me
>lolfgt.png
>Go to leave because they are and I'm not gonna die without someone seeing it
>Jump fence
>Once we're all over we hear a noise
>Large buck staring at us on our side of fence that wasn't there before
>Just staring and snorting a bit every now and then
>Jap grill freaks over it OoOO spooopy
>Deer starts walking toward us
>She runs
>Deer starts freaking out and running into fence, then back toward us then back into fence
>Derp
>They bolt toward car across small field
>Deer follows and runs kinda beside but past us odd into other trail on other side of field
cont
>goes out of his way to mention that kfc murder chicks is "a band that is real and exists"
>defends kfc murder chicks in the comments of his videos
>massive attention to detail on the multi-part eratas vids, all other videos totally bare-bones
face it guys, exer erb is kfc murder chicks. he's probably dj rozwell too. he's been cucking you all this whole time. he made the other videos to establish a youtube identity and then started making eratas videos when he saw /x/ taking the bait hook, line, and sinker.
"thanks for the views and subscribers!"
-exer erb
>>17656011
>goes out of his way to make a shitpost thread to complain about this
You can both fuck off
Don't forget she uses the same voice synthesizer as KFCMC, just at a different pitch.
It's all but confirmed at this point.
>>17656012
Go to bed Exer
ITT OP KILLS HIMSELF!
I know youre bout to say OP is a fag with a shit thread sage on all fields, but listen me for a second here cuz today shit just hit the fan and went straight to weirdsville for me.
im a 32yo white male, no medical conditions other than chronic pain on my knees/legs wich ive been treating for about 3 years with marijuana whenever it hurts bad (wich is two to three times a week). Not sure if relevant but Im not a religious person, i do believe in ufos and aliens but not in ghosts. Also not depressive or anxious and i NEVER take any prescription drugs (xcept that one time they injected me while unconscious in the ER.)
Anyways, get to the point! Lately ive been having strange vivid visions of a guy with dark skin and long grey beard that communicates with me. Hes not much of a talker either, he only answers to what he refers as "the right questions" in very little words so no small talk with the guy. From what ive gathered so far hes a shaman.
Generic vision/dream/hallucination am i right? Well get ready cuz today it got really weird.
Turns out the shaman droped me this fucking bomb today. He is actually me from my past life. Not only that but he has been me (or should i say i have been him) for several generations. According to him i am immortal and i am aproaching the end of my cycle on earth and that when i turn 42 i must go to a forest and spill all of my blood on the ground and let my corpse be consummed by random wild animals and bugs untill all my body and blood returns to the earth, thats when i get to reincarnate yet again.
i thought the 42 part was cuz of hitchhikers guide to galaxy but the shaman guy said its cuz in his very first life people didnt get to live as long as we do now.
Now i do agree 32 years is a lot of time on earth, you get to learn cool stuff and see pretty places and meet fun people, but i guess hes right and my cycle is bout to be done here in this earth with this body im driving or whatever
Thoughts?
ask him if we all are and also kill yourself
>>17655841
You're tricking yourself, just as I am.
I wish for you to not kill yourself, it's sad.
>>17655887
as in we all are a collective part of the same shaman? no, we arnt. I did asked that waiting for the whole "we are all one" thing but no, he (or me) is just a shaman that long ago discovered lifes hack on how to "live forever" wich you clearly dont you just die over and over again.
>>17655894
also explored that path of reasoning, boo hoo sad life lets just kill ourselves. No its not like that, i live a happy plentiful life, never had suicidal thoughts or any weird thoughts like this and to be honest i was expecting to die over the age of 70 thats why this shit is creeping me out
does anybody know about worlds?
i'm online right now as FACEHEAD2K
http://www.worlds.net/
this shit is weird
bump
I want to know whats up with this
>>17655812
this game is pretty weird,
can we get a worlds exploration thread?
I had an experience two years ago, had an injury in my back, lower back, had days I had so much pain that i have to lay down in my bed with my both knees close to my chest to relieve some pain. One night I went to bed, but woke up in the middle of the night because a light illuminated my room , after that a much taller person than me take me to a place, I remember that everything was surrounded by light and white, I felt safe , we reached the place where we were going and had a lot more people being " healed " , he asks me to sit on the ground, after that feel a warmth in my lower back to relieve all my pain and asks me to take my forehead to my knees , after that I wake up the next day in my bed without any pain , hatsa this day I do not have any pain . What could have been? Sorry for my English.
>>17655633
It was Lucifer. He's been healing people with dark magic lately so he can properly amass a human rebellion. Welcome aboard.
>>17655633
>I had an experience two years ago, had an injury in my back, lower back, had days I had so much pain that i have to lay down in my bed with my both knees close to my chest to relieve some pain. One night I went to bed, but woke up in the middle of the night because a light illuminated my room , after that a much taller person than me take me to a place, I remember that everything was surrounded by light and white, I felt safe , we reached the place where we were going and had a lot more people being " healed " , he asks me to sit on the ground, after that feel a warmth in my lower back to relieve all my pain and asks me to take my forehead to my knees , after that I wake up the next day in my bed without any pain , hatsa this day I do not have any pain . What could have been? Sorry for my English.
All healing belongs to Jesus.
This was the Holy Spirit of God, probably coming to you as an angel (messenger).
You were healed by a neutral spirit. It was a nice thing to do which does not make a statement on its role or your role in any celestial wars.
Get in here!!
If just started.
>>17655492
What is it op? Don't feel like busting out a radio
>>17655495
Well unfortunately they are taking about Politics and what happened tonight. Hopefully they will get into the paranormal here soon which they usually do.
Link us plz
>John Podesta, campaign chairman for Hillary Clinton's bid for the White House, has buoyed UFO disclosure campaigners with a series of shocking responses to questions from a TV reporter.
>Podesta was previously an adviser to President Barack Obama and chief of staff to President Bill Clinton.
>In an interview with CNN, he stressed it was time for the government to "release any evidence it has about the existence of alien forms of life in outer space."
>He said: "The US government could do a much better job in answering the quite legitimate questions that people have about what's going on with unidentified aerial phenomena."
>He was then asked directly if he had seen evidence of alien visitations while working for President Clinton, and gave a series of carefully-worded responses which have left UFO campaigners speechless.
>He said: "That’s for the public to judge once they’ve seen all the evidence that the US government has.
>When asked if he believed in extra terrestrials, he added with a smile: “There are a lot of planets out there.
>"The American people can handle the truth.”
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/660433/Did-former-White-House-chief-just-say-aliens-exist-and-US-Government-is-covering-it-up
Vague response the thread
That cunt Hillary is really grasping at straws.
>the government may be covering up evidence of UFOs
No. Way.
Hey /x/, I'm going on a trip to Alaska later this summer. I realized I don't think I know about any urban myths or legends that originate in Alaska. I figure there also have to be some conspiracy theories surrounding the large amount of land owned by the government and all the military bases there. Wondering if anyone here has any good ones that are worth looking into.
>>17655464
Not conspiracy, but can you ask for this?
Duration, conditions, temperature, and any weird event associated with them.
Thanks in advance.
>>17655464
Alaska has an abnormally high missing persons rate per capita.
Also the military bases were made in world War 2 to defend against Japanese invasion as British Columbias shore line is too mountainus to invade. Then they kept the bases as the red scare came about during the cold war and now serve as great training areas.
I spent 2 weeks there last summer, and the only thing paranormal I experienced was the urban centers. The people there are either extremely friendly or insane.
Anyone else seen unexplained shadows moving across the walls?
>16
>sitting on my couch watching tv when I see a shadow in the corner of my eye, it was moving across the wall
>ask my mom about the shadows and she told me it was probably people walking by, I didn't believe that because my room was on the second story
>one night I woke up and saw 3 shadows moving across the room
>I got up fast and looked outside the window to see if anyone was there but there was no one
>ask my brother if he's seen the shadows and surprisingly he said yeah
Ever since i moved from my old place I've been getting severe sleep paralysis
pic unrelated
>>17655454
Happens all the time when I smoke a bunch of meth and stay up for 4 days.
>>17655454
Yeah the past week or so when i return to my room from grabbing food and going to the bathroom, i've noticed some weird moving shadows on the wall that are clearly not mine. I can never see them normally it's always in the corner of my eye
Look it up they are called shadow people