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I don't know who else to turn to. I am a novice magician. Chaote, more specifically, if one can ever be specific when it comes to such a twisted thing. I need help from anyone with the know-how. I need to know how to curse. I don't care what I must sacrifice, but there are two men that need to die. And trust me when I say that they deserve it.
I have a little sister, who's fifteen years old. These two men did terrible things to her. The police are most certainly not an option, and I'd rather not just up and kill the two with a gun or knife, though I'm...
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>I need to know how to curse.
http://www.insults.net/html/swear/
{ OP, your plan is A Bad Idea. Move on. }
>>17242404
Move on to what? Plan B?
Plan B involves a shotgun and witnesses. I cannot let an innocent watch such a traumatizing thing happen. That's why I wish to handle it indirectly, through some outside medium.
>>17242386
Why would a master magician such as myself teach a hostile edgy anon on a Taiwanese caricature forum how to do bad things?
Anyone here from Alabama? For anyone who doesn't know there's a lot of great folklore here and spots with lots of presence behind them. Witches wall and the dead children's playground are good starts, but the rural countryside is full of so many spots worth checking out
Alabama Department of Tourism pls
GA here, we gots better spooks
Damn, I was really hoping this thread would have posts in it. I live in AL, had that book as a kid. I've never really had any paranormal experiences here though.
Alabama here. My school had those Jeffrey books, but no paranormal events to report.
The only thing spookier than ghosts and ayy lmao is the test. I've seen a couple movies that reflect this idea of being tested by a mindfuck, where your reality is manipulated into pure paranoia and fear only to find out after an irreversible action (such as pulling a trigger) everyone says "you passed!!!" All your close friends and family come out because they were all in on it too and you all have cake and champagne even though you have no clue whats going on.
Check out this clip from "Goosebumps", a show for kids. Its like 5 minutes long.
https://youtu.be/nd6q_-NFn_I?t=960
Thoughts...
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>>17241563
ok, the video doesn't start at the time I copied at so go ahead and skip to 19:30 if you all don't mind.
>>17241569
sorry again, i meant 16:30
>>17241563
LOL at the double twist ending... what are they on an earth-like space station orbiting earth?
What's the most bizzar/fucked up thing you've ever seen on the internet? anything at all.
I want to explore the web as deep as I can. I've gone on the Deep Web, I've seen FreeNet. Now I want to dig as deep as possible. I've heard there are some amazing sites on tor that aren't illegal by definition. A friend of mine said that the weirdest thing he'd ever found on the deep web was a genre of music called "white noise" like people legit loved it too.
When I say this, i don't mean edgy teenage bull shit. I mean like...
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>>17241150
im 24 thank you.
>>17241197
:(
No im 24 anon. Stop saying my age when you don't even no! stop being a meanie face
>>17241144
>a genre of music called "white noise" like people legit loved it too
is your friend a retard?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noise_music
it's not some "ooh spooky deep web" type shit. You can find noise music being discussed on /mu/
Sorry for low-quality pic
Ok, so I'm pretty sure that my CD copy of Darkthrone's A Blaze in the Northern Sky is possessed by some sort of spirit. Like, whenever I play it in my CD player, it pauses out of nowhere, and sometimes when I leave the room, it starts playing again all by itself. It once even shut itself off just after the track In the Shadow of the Horns ended. Not to mention that when I tried to import it to my computer, it crashed it and force-restarted it. Whenever I open the jewel case, it feels like something is watching me from behind. It's...
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And sorry for upside down pic related
OP can't figure out to post an image OR how to use his CD player.
MUST BE PARANORMAL
Try your best to rip audio and post here
This pic has always haunted me...What's your favorite Crypto creature?
looks like a whale or something thats rotten and eaten
Zack put a cat on your head and take a picture
>>17237261
That's a rotting basking shark anon.
Hello /x/,
I am high as absolute shit right now and I feel that the drug may have allowed demons to "interfere" with me. Like, I feel as if a demonic hand came down to steal my soul, and I had to fight it back. I also felt as if there was a succubus type creature granting me pleasure to be more vunerable to the stealing my soul. I fear that if I allow this demon to steal my soul, I will die where I lie. If you could please provide me with tips and how to fucking survive in this situation.
>>17236110
>I'm high and hallucinating
How peculiar!
You're just trippin, soon the wasps will sting your teeth, and you'll wake up tomorrow in your front yard naked with a steak knife
>>17236115
You're probably right but this seems so fucked. All did was a little weed
This gets me thinking
Yolanda!
>>17234850
I'd fuck it.
>>17234837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77YBmtd2Rw
Names of places and stuff removed because I don't want to be found out.
Anyway there is this massive mansion on the outskirts of the city limits, I know a cliche that's meant to be "haunted" as no one has lived there for around twenty years but really the truth is that it's too big and fallen into decay.
Too repair such a building would cost too much, anyway going away from that it's said that people have been seen looking at people from the Windows, (teenagers go there etc) there was one time where chickens where being killed/ sacrificed...
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literally nothing
but record it anyway in case
Come at me ghost
Waiting till midnight to raid, leaving now will be on phone
Don't be an faggit and record it all.
>That one paranormal video you saw in the earlier days of the Internet, that you can't find anymore
What is it /x/?
>>17223136
I remember one video where there was a guy with a cameraman inside what looked like an old cave/underground construction in a place that looked like egypt. So they see a shadow and they chase it back to the entrance of the cave, and then the shadow suddenly leaves flying up in the air really fast and it disappears. I've only seen it once when I was 13, but it left me really scared and I've never been able to find it again.
>>17223136
Ride maintenance guy here, that's fake as shit. The guy should be about half that size if not smaller. Roller coaster track is fucking enormous.
found all mine
all confirmed fakes
So my class recently stayed in the aircraft carrier the Yorktown in South Carolina for 2 nights. I had seen ghost hunters do an Episode on it so me and a couple friends decided to explore it later that night. So we got some bolt cutters and a flashlight and snuck out while everyone else was asleep and started to explore. We went down every hatch and dark corridor we could find and eventually found the dungeons near the very bottom level. Not the dungeons on display in the museum above the ACTUAL dungeons in the pitch black dark, covered in dust, dirt, and oil. We shined our...
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Note that none of my friend were below me when I looked down so it wasn't them. We eventually made it back with a few seconds to spare.
That image is one I took from the top of the ship when I was there.
>Be a new hire security guard
>After my training I am assigned a third shift patrol job a biological research facility
>Two months into the job and everything is normal nobody is around to bother me and I'm free to shitpost on /x/ all night
>Go out for second patrol of the night
>Halfway through, while walking through the labs, I hear scuttling sounds around the corner
>Slowly peek around...
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this is the second stupidest thread on /x/
congratulations
Are u roleplaying
>>17244106
Thinking more of a CYOA.
Nuclear War fiction.
I fucking love the concept of Nuclear War and all the neat fiction/documentaries etc.. that's been created around it. Some of the classics:
Threads https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threads
The Day After https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_After
Missile https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missile_%281987_film%29
Trinity & Beyond https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_and_Beyond
The War Game https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_Game
Show me what ya got, /x/ - I want all your neat Nuclear War content.
IMHO the best in the genre is "A Canticle for Leibowitz"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Canticle_for_Leibowitz
Miller later wrote a sequel called "Saint Leibowitz and the Wild Horse Woman", but had enough sense not to publish it as it turned out awful. Poor guy, after he died the family put it on the market, just not right. Avoid part II at all costs.
Great Granddaddy of the Nuclear Apocalypse books:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alas,_Babylon
Read it long, long ago. It might be a tad creaky and quaint now a days.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dlllJsK_bZc
Seems like like of the most legit UFO cases in history
>>17243368
It's undefunkable. Probably THE undefunkable paranormal event. Mirin Dajo would be close if he didn't die.
Northrop Tacit Blue
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_Tacit_Blue
>>17243474
Can you into dates? Also, no modern equipment can disable the enemy's instrumentation.
I am not talking about losing radar lock or having your shit jammed. The report talked about actually losing controls.
Hey guys
I unironically saw three UFOs last week. Never believed in the shit but holy shit there was no explanation to it. There is no reason to try to prove it here but I do have a question
Do I just keep quiet about it and forget it ever happened?
dont forget...but dont go like a crazy person screaming oh mah gawd i saw an ayyyy lmao
>unironically
Do you talk that retarded in real life as well, or only come across as that stupid in text?
>>17243421
Sup reddit
