Hi /x/, I have have a statue that I think is bringing me extremely bad luck and is possibly possessed.
Around a year and a half ago I bought a small, "fat" Buddha statue. About 3 weeks later, I got so ill that I nearly died. The year following the purchase of the Buddha was terrible, I had other health problems.
I forgot about the Buddha and my life began to improve drastically, but now that I have placed it back on my shelf, I have had extremely bad luck once more, such as my mother getting cancer.
I know you are going to say this is all in...
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You have an item that you think makes you and others ill, and you've hung on to it for a year and a half -- Do you need /x/'s permission to throw it away or something?
>>17246466
No I was just wondering if it would cause anymore bad luck by disposing of it in such a manner
The statue, depending on where you got it, might have caried germs with it that made you sick. Then, bad luck happens man. And a cancer doesn't develop itself in the time it takes to put a lil fat buddah on a shelf.
Why do you even own a buddah statue if you're the kind of guy that blames his "cursed" belongings for his problems anyway ?
Hi
Have got any information about the 3301 last advice? Or can you solve any of the questits?
>Questits?
minha mãe criou uma página no facebook para o meu gato e tudo que ela posta é "m̕i͖a̵̻̦̥̝͉̜̹u̧̹̥̗̳ ͕̖͕̘̲͓͠m̴̤̟i̡͍̟͍̬a̧̜͇͖̪u͎̜̙ ͎̼̙s̮͚o̱̯͉͕̤ͅu̷̟̤͖ u̮̳͔̟̝̙̕ͅm̯͇̪̞̮̦̼ ̪̮̲͓͢g͕̕ạ̭̝̗͕̗͕t̵̫̟o̧̳̦̳͇̩̤ ͖͎̲͍̙̲̪m̡̘ui̯͈̱t̶̪̬̘͓ͅo̖̜͖̫͓ ̙̺̩͙̞ṣẹ̷̦̞̠x͕̖̥̜̱͞y͕̩̼̰̩ ̣̹̠̀ẹ̰̟ͅ ̣̥̠͍̰͠at͕̯͇̣r̜̹͔̲͡e̮v͎̫̱i̳̬̘͝d̡͓̹̪̟ó̲̼̣͇̳"
>>17246294
>>17246517
Oh look, two more Hispanic shitposters.
Que estupideces son estos?
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Hello /x/,
I have experienced a very strange thing today, this is not who I usually am.
It was about four in the afternoon and was looking around at the local wet market wearing my office clothes. I was busy looking around while walking when suddenly someone tried to mug me on knife point from upfront. Before he was able to position his knife and grab me close, I suddenly pulled his right arm with my right and punched him straight in the nose with my left as his body got close after I pulled his arm. Then I held his right arm with both of my hands and turned my...
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You're a mutant m8
>>17246113
Maybe you where some martial arts ninja über warrior in a earlier life.
>Roll natural 20
>Confirm crit.
does any one know the best additions to different grimores? specifically:
The Grimoire of pope Honorius
The Grand Grimoire
The Key of Solomon the King
Lesser Keys
Grimorium Verum
or any others I forgot.
>>17246069
Not sure which edition is best for Sworn Book and Red Dragon. I'd err on the side of Peterson for Sworn Book.
Henson's the best Lemegeton, with Peterson a close second.
Jake Stratton Kent's best for Verum.
Both are available in my mega library over in /omg/.
Hey /x/, I have a question for you.
Is it possible to experience sleep paralysis while still awake? I'm just wondering because something really weird just happened, and I've experienced sleep paralysis before but this was...different, I suppose?
>Laying next to my cat with the light on, pillow over my head because I'm trying to ignore the light I'm too lazy to turn off
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>>17245955
Shit like this happened to me few times but I never thought anything of it. Just sleep paralysis imo.
>>17245963
Yeah probably, but it still just felt a bit strange, you know? So you can get SP while awake then? Fuck nowhere is safe
>>17245967
Sleep paralysis is basically your brain fucking up and not detecting if it's sleeping or awake. If you were lying with a pillow over your head your brain might mistake it for being asleep.
so what's the general consensus on this? suicide note or student film? has anyone died 7 days after watching this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VfBv23ix34
>>1724585
>has anyone died 7 days after watching this?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VfBv23ix34
Really? I know this is fucking /x/, but really? You think a YouTube video has the capacity to kill people?
>>17245882
this board is infested with paranoid schizophrenics, they believe anything their brain tells them to
>>17245882
my friend got killed by funniest cats video
So, /x/, I've never had sleep paralysis before, but I've got the intense feeling that I'm going to have it tonight.
I don't know how to describe it, but I can ask for your advice on the subject.
If I do find myself having sleep paralysis, what should I do, what should my main concerns be, etc.
Also, I recognize that this could just be paranoia leading to a self fulfilling prophecy but whatever. pic ubrelated
OP is a faggot.
>>17245680
CCCXXXIII
Enjoy the nightmares
well... there's only one way to say it...
it's terrifying...
Oh boy have I got a doozy for you /x/
>guy named Peter Cao Ming gets assaulted by German grad student
>she accuses him of sexual assault
>neither case goes anywhere
>his is hushed up because Sebastian Thrun steps in
>Eric Schmidt has grad student Mary Zhou killed to indimidate him
>nothing done against him despite Peter raising strong evidence
>Stanford...
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I don't know if it's from lack of sleep or what but that greentext made no sense
>>17245563
Not just you, same here.
>>17245563
>>17245564
I tried to explain it the best I could but it barely makes any sense
He claims he was assaulted and that it was covered up by Thrun and Schmidt and that they killed grad student May Zhou to intimidate him. This crime, in turn, was covered up by an increasingly silly coalition that ended up with merkel.
What do you know about the flower of life /x/? I always felt I knew enough until I googled it for the first time and realized I couldn't get a single good source on it.
Where did it came from? What does it mean? Where can we find it and in which eras?
>>17245318
ur a fagit
>>17245318
https://www.nsa.gov/about/_files/cryptologic_heritage/publications/misc/voynich_manuscript.pdf
page 110
the pentacle of conjuring infernal spirits memed way out of proportion into an example extraordinary
>>17245318
C'mon /g/... Aliens did it!
Hey /x/philes, I'm in the middle of expelling a poltergeist from my home that has been harassing my family for ~10years (since we moved here). Ask me anything.
Pic unrelated
What's the worst thing it (?) has done?
>>17245133
How do you get rid of one?
>In the middle of
Shouldn't you be a bit more focused?
Do you seek or bring advise?
>Roll for intuition
The Queen's full name is Elizabeth Alexandra Mary of the house Windsor, and yet she signs her name as Elizabeth R on official documents.
I've not found much info on this and was wondering if anyone else as any thoughts on it.
>>17244947
>>17244947
The R stands for Royal.
Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Royal
>>17244958
I thought this at first but I don't think so anymore.
Hypothetically, what demons did these people invocate to cause their deaths?
legion in the form of substance
Nothing. They were victims, not perpetrators
>>17244866
Can't forgot Robert Johnson, the guy who started it all.(allegedly)
creepypasta thread.
anyone got the one about kfc and the two bananas?