How do I sell my soul to the devil?
>>17785052
Why don't you check the archives? We get these stupid threads all the time.
Unless you have massive wealth or social influence, why would he want your worthless soul?
>>17785052
where are those feet from OP pal
>>17785052
sell ur soul to me and i'll keep it warm and sweaty
cum in a sock and then stuff it in your mouth chanting SATAN TAKE MY SEED
>>17785072
This. Devil won't bother unless you have major influence.
>>17785052
I represent Satan, is this who you look for? Some peoeple claim he's the devil, I disagree though.
>>17785054
What does wealth or influence have to do with your soul? Generally people sell their soul to GET these things.
Also, the devil isn't real
>>17785110
>What does wealth or influence have to do with your soul?
People that already have some amount of this would still sell their soul to have even more of it. Over the top levels of it. So some souls end up being worth more than others.
>Generally people sell their soul to GET these things.
Well that makes for a good story, but even the devil is capitalist.
>>17785052
234675457 the king come down
>>17785052
Become a registered Democrat
>>17785052
CATALOGUE. There is already a post on this board you fucktard. >>17781368. Some NeckBeard asks this question EVERY FUCKING DAY. Satan wouldn't want a dipshit like you. Go wrap yourself in the warm bossom of Jesus.
>>17785052
You just did.
>>17785052
By denying Jehova as your one and only source of light, I.e you join the freemasons.
Adopt judaism
>>17785103
I can verify. I just sold mine last week for a pair of clean socks.
